What are you *NOT* wearing? [v3.0]

[BrendaBear]

I am not wearing green face paint and a witches hat.

 

[UsuallyPresent]

I am not wearing green face paint and a witches hat.

That’s natural?!? I’m sorry to hear it!

I’m not wearing a duck suit

 

[BrendaBear]

That’s natural?!? I’m sorry to hear it!

https://media1.tenor.com/m/tG1IHWWvW4gAAAAd/orion-woman-dance-star-trek.gif

 

[Vivacious_in_the_TxHills]

so bare nipples then?

Yes, it’s either pasties or bare, nothing in between.

 

[Sexy_Singer]

A smile

 

[BrendaBear]

I am not wearing @Grant55 ‘s fedora

 

[LustyScribe]

I'm not wearing the appropriate clothing & gear to reach the top of Mount Everest.

So I guess I'll just stay home tomorrow.

Again.

 

[Sammysub07]

Pants. My bare legs are gliding beneath the soft cool covers!

 

[BrendaBear]

I am not wearing an Elvira costume and trolling around in front of @hotoldrguy ‘s house.

 

[EctoJohn]

I'm not wearing Minnie Mouse's polka dot dress.

 

[UsuallyPresent]

I’m not wearing Minnie Mouse’s platform clogs, nor Minnie Pearl’s pricetagged hat

 

[Rj_1954]

I'm not going commando today when it's 12° outside and my lily white ass will stick to everything...

 

[UsuallyPresent]

I'm not wearing a layer of bear grease to prevent my lily-white ass from sticking to things...

 

[trinething1ns]

I am not wearing any cybernetic augmentations. Not today, anyway.

 

[LustyScribe]

Not wearing anything that might indicate I have ANY motivation to do ANYTHING other than laying on this couch.

No false advertising here!

 

[hotoldrguy]

I am not wearing an Elvira costume and trolling around in front of @hotoldrguy ‘s house.

just don't troll my house wearing a clown outfit

 

[BrendaBear]

just don't troll my house wearing a clown outfit

Don't worry, honey. If I was to troll your house it would be with seduction in mind, not homicide.

And I'm not wearing a sexy troll outfit

 

[UsuallyPresent]

I'm not wearing an excited expression over @BrendaBear 's troll fetishism.

 

[BrendaBear]

I am not wearing a sexy Santa’s helper outfit to @UsuallyPresent ‘s Christmas party. Not now.

*giggling away as I go change my clothes*

 

[UsuallyPresent]

I am not wearing a sexy Santa’s helper outfit to @UsuallyPresent ‘s Christmas party. Not now.

*giggling away as I go change my clothes*

I'm not wearing an anticipatory expression waiting for @BrendaBear showing up at my Christmas party dressed as a coal miner

 

[hotoldrguy]

I am not wearing tassels on my nipples

 

[UnquietDreams]

I am not wearing tassels on my nipples

Oh, I am...

 

[hotoldrguy]

Oh, I am...

so that is where they went

 

[UsuallyPresent]

I am not wearing, lugging, dragging, or loosing a herd of cats on various nipple tassels.

 

[MiaBabe23]

I am not wearing, lugging, dragging, or loosing a herd of cats on various nipple tassels.

That’s a relief… !
I’m not wearing a matching bracelet and necklace with nothing else