You know You've Gotten Old When...

[EclecticRob]

YKYGOW you start replying to AARP mail.

 

[AverageGary]

When you tell a college student you graduated from their school, they ask what year and respond to tje year by saying "that's before I was born"

 

[rider81]

When you tell a college student you graduated from their school, they ask what year and respond to tje year by saying "that's before I was born"

Been there, done that.

 

[thefishfryer]

When you refuse the discount to take out a long term subscription, because you may not live to benefit from it.

 

[mnbreastluver]

You don't buy green bananas any more

 

[Lia Monde]

YKYGOW ... Valentine's Day triggers memories of that long ago special lover.

 

[starrynightin64]

You know you've gotten old when your only good sleep comes with some sort of Surgical procedure.

 

[jasonmason]

When you're chatting with a 20 something year old and you find out their parents are younger than you.

 

[shadowofaman]

Cremation brochures start showing up.

 

[jeff_is_smiling]

You post something, then moments later, forget that you just did!

 

[jeff_is_smiling]

You post something, then moments later, forget that you just did...

 

[Sundayschild]

You post something, then moments later, forget that you just did...

^5

 

[Lia Monde]

On a date, you're thinking as much about the possible quality of the meal than the possible quality of the sex after the meal.

 

[shadowofaman]

Viagra is your only option.

 

[Todger65]

Sorry what was the question

 

[newbiebabe]

YKYGOW your team asks what your favorite movie is and you flip through movie titles trying to find one they recognize.

 

[done_got_old]

YKYGOW when you remember your last good BM but can't remember the last good sex.

 

[Lia Monde]

YKYGOW you know the day from the letter on your pill box.

 

[Lunation]

YKYGOW the sight of Alf pogs makes you nostalgic.

 

[Todger65]

YKYGOW when policemen and other officials look like they are still of school age

 

[wattkieker]

...when the guy from the bookstore don't sell a sequal novel to you

 

[TheOldWidow]

when your doctor doesn't look old enough to shave or wear makeup, in the case of a lady doc.