You Know You're Sexually Frustrated When ....

[LavenderSands]

You read through all of Hotwords threads in one sitting

 

[hotwords229_A]

When you see two awesome women in a row mention your name on a thread and your heart skips a beat knowing that, somewhere out there, they care.

 

[CuriousChurro]

When youre a virgin and fingers dont satisfy you that much sometimes ?

 

[mellowyellows]

All of the football games have cheerleader shots that you never miss.

 

[walkingeagle]

your balls turn blue--

 

[amitnyper]

When I get random boners on my commute to work on the train or the tube (underground train in London)

 

[Lia Monde]

You know you are sexually frustrated when ...

... Valentine's Day approaches and you are reconsidering that date request from the guy who leaves you lukewarm.

 

[HBergeron]

When you stubbornly try to tie some kind of 'love' into it when it's not there.

Fucking is fucking. Love is love. That twain doesn't always meet.

 

[Lia Monde]

You know you are sexually frustrated when ...
... when your attempt at self-satisfaction is successful, but you're still in a bad mood because it wasn't enough.

 

[Downundergirl79]

You know you are sexually frustrated when ...
... when your attempt at self-satisfaction is successful, but you're still in a bad mood because it wasn't enough.

Hehe or you cum 3 times in 45mins

 

[Lia Monde]

YKYSFW ... when you hear those biblical phrases that: "A begat B, and B begat C" and think, "I need more begatting."

 

[Sexybritches69]

YKYSFW you have a regular monthly delivery of AA batteries.

 

[hotwords229_A]

YKYSFW you have a regular monthly delivery of AA batteries.

YKYSFW you begin to wish you were a pair of AA batteries.

 

[Lost_Yonder]

YKYSFW the EPA declares your home a superfund toxic site because of all the old discarded batteries piling up

 

[Bitesback]

You know you're sexually frustrated when you have three of the same recharging cords for your toys, and you need to plug them all in.

 

[HBergeron]

YKYSFW

You scream out your own name upon a self-provided orgasm.

 

[DarkSimian]

YKYSFW even masturbating seems like too much work.....

 

[mnbreastluver]

The neighborhood cats are getting more action than you are.

 

[mnbreastluver]

You may or may not have forgotten what exactly counts as sex.

 

[ydahecnot]

The Sears catalog does it for you

 

[Cwtchseeker]

When you are allergic to the only pussy you get to play with

 

[HBergeron]

You fake an orgasm so you can watch a TV show that's coming on... and you're alone.

 

[mnbreastluver]

You start to really appreciate the story lines in porn.

 

[satyr82000]

...when you get an erection at the sight of a container of hand lotion...

 

[mnbreastluver]

You got excited when your hot co-worker texted you the eggplant emoji.