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So is there a peeing range where you can go to practice your aim?
I mean, I've peed on a few trees and in the snow in my day
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So is there a peeing range where you can go to practice your aim?
I mean, I've peed on a few trees and in the snow in my day
Well that seems like it would be easy. Have you tried aiming at moving targets? That's when you know you're good.
Writing your name in a Calligraphic font, with an erection, in the snow is no easy task
Do you men ever get pedicures? What was the last thing you did for yourself that some women do that you really enjoyed?
Any man worth his salt is attracted to the whole of a woman. I could give two shits about stretch marks if she is the woman who I'm head over boots with.
My $0.02?
I don't think of stretch marks, wrinkles or cellulite as imperfections. I see such marks as trophies, proof of a real life. Something earned.
However you or I see them, know that perfect people don't really exist. Between makeup, airbrushing and Photoshop, those images in magazines and movies are just not real. When it comes to erotica, porn, nudes, that sort of thing, I will take real people every time.
A smart man will take a real woman in person over an unobtainable fantasy on a screen every time.
I care about them. Precisely because they ARE an insecurity issue for women. If women did not care about them, then I wouldn't either. But it bothers me (bother is the wrong word), when women make decisions based on and even dwell on them.
"I can't wear this because..."
"You can see..."
"Can you see...?"
I just wish women were more comfortable with who they are. That's why I love Sassy and EY's thread so much. I wish all women could go out... or get undressed... and think to themselves.. "Fuck, I am sexy".
Question for the guys:
I had a male friend who was thumbing through nudes on his cellphone at lunch one day (group of us that were co-workers were regular lunch dates) and made a face at a picture he saw. We (ladies) asked why the face and he said "That pussy is wrecked. Nothing worse than an ugly pussy". And this was not a teenage/young early 20s man. He was married and in his mid 40s so it wasn't coming from someone who had no experience to speak of.
Is there such a thing to you men? I have always gotten the impression that all shapes/sizes were desired but maybe I'm wrong? Just curious.
Question for the guys:
I had a male friend who was thumbing through nudes on his cellphone at lunch one day (group of us that were co-workers were regular lunch dates) and made a face at a picture he saw. We (ladies) asked why the face and he said "That pussy is wrecked. Nothing worse than an ugly pussy". And this was not a teenage/young early 20s man. He was married and in his mid 40s so it wasn't coming from someone who had no experience to speak of.
Is there such a thing to you men? I have always gotten the impression that all shapes/sizes were desired but maybe I'm wrong? Just curious.
I take solace in the fact that you are calling him a friend in the past tense.
It isn't about how it looks, it's about how you can pleasure it with your mouth.
I guess women can say the same about a penis, but... nope, it has to look good too
I like this question. I too have wondered about this.
I take solace in the fact that you are calling him a friend in the past tense.
I just really felt sorry for his wife.
It isn't about how it looks, it's about how you can pleasure it with your mouth.
Question for the guys:
I had a male friend who was thumbing through nudes on his cellphone at lunch one day (group of us that were co-workers were regular lunch dates) and made a face at a picture he saw. We (ladies) asked why the face and he said "That pussy is wrecked. Nothing worse than an ugly pussy". And this was not a teenage/young early 20s man. He was married and in his mid 40s so it wasn't coming from someone who had no experience to speak of.
Is there such a thing to you men? I have always gotten the impression that all shapes/sizes were desired but maybe I'm wrong? Just curious.
Do men care about stretch marks and cellulite on women, particularly on breasts, ass, stomach and thighs? Or is this really a female insecurity issue?
JJ, I don't disagree with you about cocks. I like them to look nice too they aren't the most attractive body part, that's for sure.
I disagree. They are very aesthetically pleasingI haven't seen one that I didn't want to lick yet .. so, I don't know. I mean, there are some that look nicer than others, but I don't think less of the ones that are less aesthetically pleasing.
JJ, I don't disagree with you about cocks. I like them to look nice too they aren't the most attractive body part, that's for sure.
I have known men that were bothered by their stretch marks. Why do you think this is just a female insecurity? I think sometimes it is easier to blame our looks as a reason instead of confronting our deeper fears.
I disagree. They are very aesthetically pleasing
Really? I have never been with a man who has had then and didn't walk around like a king and never once mentioned them.
I haven't seen one that I didn't want to lick yet .. so, I don't know. I mean, there are some that look nicer than others, but I don't think less of the ones that are less aesthetically pleasing.
JJ, I don't disagree with you about cocks. I like them to look nice too they aren't the most attractive body part, that's for sure.
Really? I have never been with a man who has had then and didn't walk around like a king and never once mentioned them.
Right? I have known some overweight men who walked around butt naked and were king of their world. I envy that confidence so much. Regardless of how they look, they strut!!
Nah...I totally made everything up...
Question for the guys:
I had a male friend who was thumbing through nudes on his cellphone at lunch one day (group of us that were co-workers were regular lunch dates) and made a face at a picture he saw. We (ladies) asked why the face and he said "That pussy is wrecked. Nothing worse than an ugly pussy". And this was not a teenage/young early 20s man. He was married and in his mid 40s so it wasn't coming from someone who had no experience to speak of.
Is there such a thing to you men? I have always gotten the impression that all shapes/sizes were desired but maybe I'm wrong? Just curious.
The vag comment - I refer to it as a roast beef vagina, had a long discussion about this on here some months ago. Anyway, I say say no to roast beef. Start a gofundme for labiaplasty or something because that shit just ain’t right. In my opinion.
I always want to know if balls get in your way fellas? Especially the ones with chicken legs and a thigh gap.
So is there a peeing range where you can go to practice your aim?
Yes, but I don't need to man-spread. I have neither chicken legs or a thigh gap.The vag comment - I refer to it as a roast beef vagina, had a long discussion about this on here some months ago. Anyway, I say say no to roast beef. Start a gofundme for labiaplasty or something because that shit just ain’t right. In my opinion.
I always want to know if balls get in your way fellas? Especially the ones with chicken legs and a thigh gap.
One more question... fellas who press down on their pelvic area fat...why do you do this? It annoys the hell out of me, probably even more so than roast beef vaginas. I mean we can tell you’re pressing on fat, I just don’t get it. Why?! We’re smarter than that.