Really? I don't want to be no president and no one I hang with does either. Beyond that you're kinda saying that you're some pathetic soul that can't exist without the governments teat to suck on.You're literally saying that you have a plan to take over the government as if some.stupid fuck might not just do it because the fear mongering fucks up the their head enough to pull the trigger.
It's cool though ...from the side that literally is claiming we're in world war 3 already
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You must really hate yourself..... try and find some therapy...... please stay away from all sharp and pointed objects
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But there will be mucho whinging about it . . . .
A young woman was about to finish her first year of college. Like so many others her age, she considered herself to be very liberal, and among other liberal ideals, was very much in favor of higher taxes to support more government programs, in other words redistribution of wealth.
She was deeply ashamed that her father was a rather staunch conservative, a feeling she openly expressed. Based on the lectures that she had participated in, and the occasional chat with a professor, she felt that her father had for years harbored an evil, selfish desire to keep what he thought should be his.
One day she was challenging her father on his opposition to higher taxes on the rich and the need for more government programs. The self-professed objectivity proclaimed by her professors had to be the truth and she indicated so to her father. He responded by asking how she was doing in school.
Taken aback, she answered rather haughtily that she had a 4.0 GPA, and let him know that it was tough to maintain, insisting that she was taking a very difficult course load and was constantly studying, which left her no time to go out and party like other people she knew. She didn't even have time for a boyfriend, and didn't really have many college friends because she spent all her time studying.
Her father listened and then asked, "How is your friend Audrey doing?" She replied, "Audrey is barely getting by. All she takes are easy classes, she never studies and she barely has a 2.0 GPA. She is so popular on campus; college for her is a blast. She's always invited to all the parties and lots of times she doesn't even show up for classes because she's too hung over."
Her father asked his daughter, "Why don't you go to the Dean's office and ask him to deduct 1.0 off your GPA and give it to your friend who only has a 2.0. That way you will both have a 3.0 GPA and certainly that would be a fair and equal distribution of GPA."
The daughter, visibly shocked by her father's suggestion, angrily fired back, "That's a crazy idea, how would that be fair! I've worked really hard for my grades! I've invested a lot of time, and a lot of hard work! Audrey has done next to nothing toward her degree. She played while I worked my tail off!"
The father slowly smiled, winked and said gently, "Welcome to the conservative side of the fence."
If you ever wondered what side of the fence you sit on, this is a great test!
If a conservative doesn't like guns, he doesn't buy one.
If a liberal doesn't like guns, he wants all guns outlawed.
If a conservative is a vegetarian, he doesn't eat meat.
If a liberal is a vegetarian, he wants all meat products banned for everyone.
If a conservative is down-and-out, he thinks about how to better his situation. A liberal wonders who is going to take care of him..
If a conservative doesn't like a talk show host, he switches channels. Liberals demand that those they don't like be shut down.
If a conservative is a non-believer, he doesn't go to church. A liberal non-believer wants any mention of God and Jesus silenced.
If a conservative decides he needs health care, he goes about shopping for it, or may choose a job that provides it.. A liberal demands that the rest of us pay for his.
A young woman was about to finish her first year of college. Like so many others her age, she considered herself to be very liberal, and among other liberal ideals, was very much in favor of higher taxes to support more government programs, in other words redistribution of wealth.
She was deeply ashamed that her father was a rather staunch conservative, a feeling she openly expressed. Based on the lectures that she had participated in, and the occasional chat with a professor, she felt that her father had for years harbored an evil, selfish desire to keep what he thought should be his.
One day she was challenging her father on his opposition to higher taxes on the rich and the need for more government programs. The self-professed objectivity proclaimed by her professors had to be the truth and she indicated so to her father. He responded by asking how she was doing in school.
Taken aback, she answered rather haughtily that she had a 4.0 GPA, and let him know that it was tough to maintain, insisting that she was taking a very difficult course load and was constantly studying, which left her no time to go out and party like other people she knew. She didn't even have time for a boyfriend, and didn't really have many college friends because she spent all her time studying.
Her father listened and then asked, "How is your friend Audrey doing?" She replied, "Audrey is barely getting by. All she takes are easy classes, she never studies and she barely has a 2.0 GPA. She is so popular on campus; college for her is a blast. She's always invited to all the parties and lots of times she doesn't even show up for classes because she's too hung over."
Her father asked his daughter, "Why don't you go to the Dean's office and ask him to deduct 1.0 off your GPA and give it to your friend who only has a 2.0. That way you will both have a 3.0 GPA and certainly that would be a fair and equal distribution of GPA."
The daughter, visibly shocked by her father's suggestion, angrily fired back, "That's a crazy idea, how would that be fair! I've worked really hard for my grades! I've invested a lot of time, and a lot of hard work! Audrey has done next to nothing toward her degree. She played while I worked my tail off!"
The father slowly smiled, winked and said gently, "Welcome to the conservative side of the fence."
If you ever wondered what side of the fence you sit on, this is a great test!
If a conservative doesn't like guns, he doesn't buy one.
If a liberal doesn't like guns, he wants all guns outlawed.
If a conservative is a vegetarian, he doesn't eat meat.
If a liberal is a vegetarian, he wants all meat products banned for everyone.
If a conservative is down-and-out, he thinks about how to better his situation. A liberal wonders who is going to take care of him..
If a conservative doesn't like a talk show host, he switches channels. Liberals demand that those they don't like be shut down.
If a conservative is a non-believer, he doesn't go to church. A liberal non-believer wants any mention of God and Jesus silenced.
If a conservative decides he needs health care, he goes about shopping for it, or may choose a job that provides it.. A liberal demands that the rest of us pay for his.
It says something about you when you think a quote by a criminal about stealing money is inspirational.Grab that cash with both hands and make a stash.
~ Pink Floyd
Wat_Tyler
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You need to clean all of the Preconceived Notions from your Sarcasm Filter and try again, because you missed it completely.
Not that I'm surprised.
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wizzard426
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What you are saying is that you need air traffic control due to the missing overhead flights.......You need to clean all of the Preconceived Notions from your Sarcasm Filter and try again, because you missed it completely.
Not that I'm surprised.
Wat_Tyler
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That, too.
Wat, why are you so fucking mean???
It's the only thing that I'm good at . . . .
wizzard426
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Being an asshole is all part of my manly essence!That, too.
Wat, why are you so fucking mean???
It's the only thing that I'm good at . . . .
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Exactly. There seem to be three kinds of people: predators, scavengers, and prey. Prey is easy - nothing needs to be done and nothing needs to be learned. Our education system is good at turning out lots of prey. Go out there, get a job, be a good little taxpayer, and we'll reward you with Social (in)Security when you're to old to snap and snarl and pretend like you're not the prey you are. But you're hypocrite enough to be able to deny your nature easily, and you've had years of practice.
Scavengers and predators have overlap. Scavenging is simply preying on the prey that's already bones for the picking. Predators make the kill and get the first voices, and scavengers content themselves with what's left. But, there's plenty of prey for all.
There are lots of prey, some scavengers, and few predators - certainly few apex predators. The good news about being a human is that we're not locked into any one classification. The sad news is, ankle biting isn't predation.
Give yourself credit-- you're good at mentally masturbating, 24/7.
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The part I don't understand is how people cannot see the truth in this.
They are given free housing, free food, free medical, free clothing, and money.
EXACTLY LIKE THE THINGS WE PROVIDE TO OUR MILITARY.
And no one can see or understand this.
