Uncle DT's gobs of great tips (I said TIPS)

DevilishTexan

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Bed Sheets
After drying my sheets, I put both of the neatly folded sheets and one of
the pillowcases in the other pillow case. The next time you change sheets,
you just take out the one pillow case with the sheets and the other pillow case inside.
No need to look for matches.


Reheat Pizza
Heat up leftover pizza in a non-stick skillet on top of the stove, set
heat to med-low and heat till warm.
This keeps the crust crispy. No soggy micro pizza.
I saw this on the cooking channel and it really works.


Easy Deviled Eggs
Put cooked egg yolks in a zip lock bag. Seal the bag and mash till they
are all broken up. Add remainder of ingredients, reseal, keep mashing it up,
mixing thoroughly. Cut the tip of the baggy, squeeze the mixture into the egg.
Then simply throw bag away when done - easy clean up.


Expanding Frosting
When you buy a container of cake frosting from the store, whip it with
your mixer for a few minutes. You can double it in size. You get to frost more cake/cupcakes with the same amount.
You also eat fewer sugar/calories per serving.


Reheating Refrigerated Bread
To warm biscuits, pancakes, or muffins that were refrigerated, place them
in a microwave with a cup of water.
The increased moisture will keep the food moist and help it reheat faster.


Newspaper Weeds-Away
Start by putting in your plants. Work your normal nutrients into your
soil. Wet newspapers, put layers around the plants overlapping as you go, cover
with mulch and forget about weeds. Weeds WILL get through some gardening plastics.
They will NOT get through wet newspapers.


Broken Glass
Use a dry cotton ball to pick up little broken pieces of glass - the
fibers catch ones you can't see!


No More Mosquitoes
Place a dryer sheet in your pocket. It will keep the mosquitoes away.


Squirrel Away!
To keep squirrels from eating your plants sprinkle your plants with cayenne
pepper. The cayenne pepper doesn't hurt the plant and the squirrels won't come
near it.
To keep them from eating all of your bird seed, add red pepper flakes to
the seed. The birds aren't bothered by it, but the squirrels hate it!


Easier Thank You's
When you throw a bridal/baby shower, buy a pack of Thank You cards for
the guest of honor. During the party, pass out the envelopes and have
everyone put their address on one.
When the bride/new mother gets ready to write out the thank you notes,
they're all addressed!


New Bike
If you purchase a new bike for your child, place his/her picture inside
the handle bar before placing the grips on.
If the bike is ever stolen and later recovered, You can remove the grip
and there is your proof who actually owns the bike.


Flexible Vacuum
To get something out of a heat register or under the fridge, add an empty
paper towel roll or empty gift wrap roll to your vacuum hose.
It can be bent or flattened to get into those narrow openings.


Reducing Static Cling
Pin a small safety pin to the seam of your slip and you will not have a
clingy skirt or dress.
The same thing works with slacks that cling when wearing panty hose.
Place the pin in seam of slacks and - voila! - static is gone.


Measuring Cups
Before you pour sticky substances into a measuring cup, fill it with hot water.
Dump out the hot water, but don't dry the cup. Next, add your ingredient
(such as peanut butter) and watch how easily it comes right out.


Foggy Windshield?
Hate foggy windshields? Buy a chalkboard eraser and keep it in the
glove box of your car. When the windows fog up, rub with the eraser!
It works better than a cloth!


Conditioner
Use your hair conditioner to shave your legs.
It's a lot cheaper than shaving cream and leaves your legs really smooth.
It's also a great way to use up the conditioner that you bought but
didn't like when you tried it in your hair...


Good-bye Fruit Flies
To get rid of pesky fruit flies, take a small glass and fill it to ½"
withApple Cider Vinegar and 2 drops of dishwashing liquid - mix well.
You will find those flies drawn to the cup and gone forever!


Get Rid of Ants
Put small piles of cornmeal where you see ants.
They eat it, take it "home" & can't digest it... so it kills them. Horribly.
Oh yes, they suffer.
It may take a week or so (especially if it rains) but it works...
and you don't have the worry about pets or small children being harmed!


Sand Gone
Take baby powder to the beach.
Keep a small bottle of baby powder in your beach bag.
When you're ready to leave the beach sprinkle yourself and kids with the
powder.
The sand will slide right off your skin.


You're welcome.
 
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I've got one:

Old telephone directories make ideal personal address books. Simply cross out the names and address of people you don't know.

:devil:
 
DevilishTexan said:
Easier Thank You's
When you throw a bridal/baby shower, buy a pack of Thank You cards for
the guest of honor. During the party, pass out the envelopes and have
everyone put their address on one.
When the bride/new mother gets ready to write out the thank you notes,
they're all addressed!

EVEN EASIER THANK YOUS
When you throw a bridal/baby shower, buy a pack of Thank You cards for
the guest of honor. During the party, pass out the envelopes and have
everyone put their address on one. Then have them write, "Thanks so much for [insert their gift here]" and then instead of having to spend money on postage, just have them take them home with them instead. Quick, easy, simple and TACKY!
 
vetteman said:
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Here ya go Blueby, and you don't have to bother Someplace. ;)


Not for me, I have (some) hair. He doesn't.
 
MsTexas said:
And hes Texan!

:catroar:
Is DT trying to take over the Hints from Heloise gig?

And another thing: are mosquitoes in Texas really that gullible?
 
LukkyKnight said:
Is DT trying to take over the Hints from Heloise gig?

And another thing: are mosquitoes in Texas really that gullible?
It works everywhere except in Texas. Texas mosquitos pull it out and use it as a placemat/napkin.
 
DevilishTexan said:
It works everywhere except in Texas. Texas mosquitos pull it out and use it as a placemat/napkin.
Dude, the mosquitoes in MN laugh at such urban myths.
 
DevilishTexan said:
Our skeeters would whup your skeeters asses for frontin'.
Spoken like a trusty blustery Texan, but not one who's spent an afternoon or evening outdoors in MN.
 
DevilishTexan said:
It works everywhere except in Texas. Texas mosquitos pull it out and use it as a placemat/napkin.

LMAO

I'm thinking any more of a comment would ruin the sense of humor
 
LukkyKnight said:
Spoken like a trusty blustery Texan, but not one who's spent an afternoon or evening outdoors in MN.


But I have and he is correct.
 
LukkyKnight said:
Spoken like a trusty blustery Texan, but not one who's spent an afternoon or evening outdoors in MN.
You think I'm kidding?

Take a look:

Texas-Mosquito.jpg
 
Bluesboy2 said:
But I have and he is correct.
Stuff and nonsense, I've spent significant time both places, and the shortness of the season in MN makes for a much more agressive form of the pestilent sumnabitches. You may have only dealt with the urban MN skeeters. In fact, honestly the lower 2/3 of the state has a lot of them but they are NOTHING like their northerly sisters.
 
DevilishTexan said:
You think I'm kidding?

Take a look:

Texas-Mosquito.jpg
Yeah, yeah, we know you're good with photoshop, ever since it came out that you stretched your altitude in that very clever way.

...it's the FEMALES that bite, you know?
 
LukkyKnight said:
Yeah, yeah, we know you're good with photoshop, ever since it came out that you stretched your altitude in that very clever way.

...it's the FEMALES that bite, you know?
Altitude? I never took pics on a plane.
 
LukkyKnight said:
Yeah, yeah, we know you're good with photoshop, ever since it came out that you stretched your altitude in that very clever way.

...it's the FEMALES that bite, you know?
That IS a female.
 
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