To Cut a Long Story Short: A Challenge

[Britwitch]

Seriously? You call this a rescue...?!

 

[Maid of Marvels]

Melodrama abounds. Send in the clowns! ​

 

[chris2c4u]

Recently released private eye: supposedly reformed.

 

[Maid of Marvels]

The body floats -- murder or suicide?​

 

[clan_destine]

Man fails. Gods argue. Thunder rolls.

 

[chris2c4u]

Never forget to check they're dead.

 

[Safefunguy]

Bad roleplayer's disease: Crapal run-on syndrome?

 

[justabrick]

"Nevermind," thought the tired, confused poster.

 

[poohlive]

They remembered never to forget again.

I am all out of bubblegum.

She touched it just in time.

It was over, before it began.

There was still an empty mirror.

Somewhere else it might be important.

I tried; and tried; and failed.

The aging hero couldn't rise again.

 

[MissMeek]

Are you afraid? You should be.

 

[Safefunguy]

Can everyone count? Didn't think so.

 

[Blase]

"Don't touch it! Oops, too late."

 

[Blase]

"Look at you, without any clothes!"

 

[Maid of Marvels]

Time passed. She'd missed her chance.

 

[Maid of Marvels]

Overtly, Orville ogled Olivia's opulent orbs.

Sorry - that belongs in Bodice Ripping. *sighs*

 

[chris2c4u]

Cab driver: loves guns, hates freaks.

 

[MissMeek]

The Classified Ad

Wanted: Murderer's apprentice. Mustn't be squeamish.

 

[chris2c4u]

Brothers sing; hire girl: sibling rivalry.

 

[chris2c4u]

An "understanding." They fuck. He blackmails.

 

[sensualquills]

Dress Code Enforced: Lingerie & Lace ONLY

 

[Maid of Marvels]

Fly on the wall tells all. ​

 

[OnHarry]

Caught the train, missed the job.

 

[chris2c4u]

Show me what you got. Leaves.

 

[Maid of Marvels]

Whatcha expect in autumn? Start raking.

 

[Biker-Bo]

"Red wire or blue one?" Click.