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Dude... what? Wanna' hump right here?
Haha! Yeah, I didn't get my Monday hello's from you. I thought we were like best friends, or some shit.Hmm...
Fucking A.
Haha! Yeah, I didn't get my Monday hello's from you. I thought we were like best friends, or some shit.
You know exactly what we are. I'll even prove it tomorrow.
Haha! Yeah, I didn't get my Monday hello's from you. I thought we were like best friends, or some shit.
You know exactly what we are. I'll even prove it tomorrow.
You haven been on Lit in so long you fucked up the quote... dork. Oh, and really, there's something bigger to discuss. WTF happened to United this weekend?
Great, J! How's you?Hey Corbal, how've you been?
Ya, totally messed it up lol...
Umm...what happened? They switched off and now they need a result against city on Monday. I think they are purposely trying to kill me.
Great, J! How's you?
No shit. I got into today with a Fulham fan. He ripped us because we let ManCity get a window. FFS
Share?I'm good, drinking red breast whiskey. <3
No shit. I got into today with a Fulham fan. He ripped us because we let ManCity get a window. FFS
Share?
Fulham. His team plays at a place called Craven Cottage....really? Tell him to beat it.
We need a result, thats the end of it...a draw, a win, whatever, but we can't let city win. It's not over if they do, but still...can't happen lol.
If City wins we can vomit in unison. Srsly. I'm disgusted.
Are you pouting? Wckd... C'mere, I'll show you my bewbs.
Are you pouting? Wckd... C'mere, I'll show you my bewbs.
Be the fellow I quoted below you.
Wish I could be.....It is a nice thought
Have a great week
Soccer blows....jus sayin.
Unless it was naked soccer, or lingerie soccer...or there was a big ole lesbian orgy after each goal...and since theres usually only one goal, it'll be one orgy per game.
Still working on the logistics..
...LMAO...
feel free to add your own logistics..
maybe by the time she gets her honkey azz back on here, we can have it all worked out.
to be honest... just the orgy would suit me
No shit, huh? She pulls a Houdini pretty regularly.
Maybe we can increase the net size in order to ensure more scoring or something...
if we do that, will there be more lesbian orgies? or are we better off just having one goal, one orgy? I'd hate for the girls to be all wore out from all that licking, strapon-ing and perhaps they might even run a little during the game.
this is why serious discourse is essential before planning out a sport... too bad they didnt do this originally...
So, first ones to score win - and then get to score. Huh. Genius!
You're right - they really should have thought this sport out better before getting it started.
You show me yours... I'll show you mine
WOW!!! What does it take to get a picture of your tits from the SEXIEST WOMAN on LIT?
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