The unappreciated limerick

[EmilyMiller]

It’s the time of year for vay-kay
For Emily less work and more play
When down on The Shore
Wanna fuck like a whore
The problem: I just want to stay

 

[ShelbyDawn57]

When discussing flat versus curved
through inuendo, the comnments did swerve
to buxom or flat,
what's the value in that?
The joy's not in volume, but verve.

 

[feel_the_beast]

This one may be in here already, in one form or another, but I'm not reading 35 pages to see.

There was a young man from Devizes
Whose balls were of different sizes
The one was so small
It was no use at all
But the other was huge and won prizes

 

[ShelbyDawn57]

How big are my balls, you ask.
That's rude, it's boorish and crass
It's my pronouns, you see,
I've changed them to she
besides, they sit on a shelf in a flask

 

[SimonDoom]

The limerick gets no respect.
It's insulted and often hen-pecked.
There's no disputation
O'er its poor reputation.
So, really, what can one expect?