The Poll for Everything Horrible

[hotwords229_A]

Alright... to all the doubters out there, here we go.

Now, a couple of issues with this video that make it different my previous vacuum relationship.

1. This is not the original shop vac I fucked. Unfortunately, this one doesn't have the appeal of the old one. Or should I say "more mature" one.

2. The hose on this vacuum is way too small. It doesn't have a nice dick sized hose. As a result, I could only get a flaccid "just the tip" video. I was afraid it was going to get stuck as it got harder, which happened almost immediately. I was genuinely concerned it would get stuck, so I had to be quick about it.

3. I had to use lube (not WD-40) to even make this happen. I didn't do that with the old vac. I tried talking dirty, but it still needed lube.

4. I did not cum.

This is obviously a million times better than the butter churner.

In case you're really dumb, this link is NSFW.

https://www.dropbox.com/scl/fi/6u1n...59-2.mp4?rlkey=4p4au6zoe6k1hu47umdevlffb&dl=0

I don’t want to alarm anyone, but I think I just saw Pmann’s dick!

 

[Lord Pmann]

I don’t want to alarm anyone, but I think I just saw Pmann’s dick!

Was it all that you imagined?

 

[hotwords229_A]

Was it all that you imagined?

It certainly sucked!

 

[Bry1313]

It certainly sucked!

 

[hotwords229_A]

Poll: What is more dangerous? Putting the wide end of a butter churner inside your butt or . . .

There was really no need to finish this sentence. The wide end of the butter churner is BY FAR the most dangerous and horrific and terrifying and monstrous and insane concept I’ve heard in awhile.

Also, once it’s in, do you churn it?

 

[GhostOfFAS]

There was really no need to finish this sentence. The wide end of the butter churner is BY FAR the most dangerous and horrific and terrifying and monstrous and insane concept I’ve heard in awhile.

Also, once it’s in, do you churn it?

Nailed it!
Gives new meaning to the word BUTTer.

(Why do I keep coming back to this thread?!?! )

 

[Mrtenant]

The butter churner position...Let's make some butter!

 

[Mrtenant]

Some people just wanna watch the world churn

 

[ydahecnot]

OT: I preferred the seal

 

[enbiji]

OT: I preferred the seal

Struggles to refrain from making a "blew a seal" joke

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

The Final Vote Tally:

Poll: What is more dangerous? Putting the wide end of a butter churner inside your butt or putting your penis inside a turned on shop vac?

2 votes for A:
You have a penis and you think butt churning your butter is the safer option

6 votes for B (including the two for the non-option"E"):
You have a penis and think fucking a shop vac is the safer option

1 vote for C:
You don't have a penis and you think butt churning your butter is the safer option

5 votes for D:
You don't have a penis but think fucking a shop vac is the safer option if you did have a penis


Conclusion: shop vac is the clear winner for being a safer option. @Lord Pmann is also the undisputed Lit Scientist of the week

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

New Poll Question:

Poll: What is the worst food to fuck (and to discuss about fucking, which you should do now):

A) Cacti

B) Hot clam chowder

C) Bowl of broken Takis

D) write in your own

 

[Indie]

The Final Vote Tally:

Poll: What is more dangerous? Putting the wide end of a butter churner inside your butt or putting your penis inside a turned on shop vac?

2 votes for A:
You have a penis and you think butt churning your butter is the safer option

6 votes for B (including the two for the non-option"E"):
You have a penis and think fucking a shop vac is the safer option

1 vote for C:
You don't have a penis and you think butt churning your butter is the safer option

5 votes for D:
You don't have a penis but think fucking a shop vac is the safer option if you did have a penis


Conclusion: shop vac is the clear winner for being a safer option. @Lord Pmann is also the undisputed Lit Scientist of the week

In other words, @Bry1313 is wrong unless he can prove otherwise that the butter churner is the safer option.

 

[Indie]

New Poll Question:

Poll: What is the worst food to fuck (and to discuss about fucking, which you should do now):

A) Cacti

B) Hot clam chowder

C) Bowl of broken Takis

D) write in your own

A. I don't have have a dick, so this is the only answer.

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

New Poll Question:

Poll: What is the worst food to fuck (and to discuss about fucking, which you should do now):


D) A bowl full of carolina reaper peppers

I actually think it would feel good for a whole 2-3 seconds and then the worst agony imaginable

 

[MischiefMakerAlways]

D) A bowl full of carolina reaper peppers

I actually think it would feel good for a whole 2-3 seconds and then the worst agony imaginable

Never crossed my mind, but this wins.
Not every cactus is wildly spikey.
Hot clam chowder isn't all that terrible sounding.
Getting a broken taki in my dick hole would be terrible, but hot pepper oils don't go away quickly, and they are far hotter.

 

[Amanda330]

D) A bowl full of carolina reaper peppers

Never crossed my mind, but this wins.
Not every cactus is wildly spikey.
Hot clam chowder isn't all that terrible sounding.
Getting a broken taki in my dick hole would be terrible, but hot pepper oils don't go away quickly, and they are far hotter.

Idk about that. I feel like hot clam chowder in my cootch would be horrifying. And also... Fishy.

 

[Lord Pmann]

New Poll Question:

Poll: What is the worst food to fuck (and to discuss about fucking, which you should do now):

A) Cacti

B) Hot clam chowder

C) Bowl of broken Takis

D) write in your own

I’m pretty sure there is a pepper or two out there that would set my urethra on fire. That has to be the worst thing to fuck.

I’m pretty sure if a bowl of Cap’n Crunch would shred my dick, if it’s effect on my mouth is any indication

Idk about that. I feel like hot clam chowder in my cootch would be horrifying. And also... Fishy.

We are talking about the chowder, right?

 

[Amanda330]

We are talking about the chowder, right?

Obviously. Unless you want to talk to me in olde English about pussies again?

 

[Wriggle]

Obviously. Unless you want to talk to me in olde English about pussies again?

I definitely want to here this.

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

I definitely want to here this.

 

[Wriggle]

Is that actually @Amanda330 ?

 

[Amanda330]

Is that actually @Amanda330 ?

Yep. Totally me.

 

[Wriggle]

Yep. Totally me.

Fit

 

[SirConradPeckereye]

New Poll Question:

Poll: What is the worst food to fuck (and to discuss about fucking, which you should do now):

A) Cacti

B) Hot clam chowder

C) Bowl of broken Takis

D) write in your own

Cacti would definitely suck, trying to get those glochids out would suck!

But also.... Fugu (pufferfish) would also suck, since it can kill you...