The Isolated Blurt Thread XVIII: The Summer After High School

[Saint Peter]

Cigar bar.

Don't wait up.

 

[Skiddles2015]

"I can barely see my iphone to send text messages with that check engine light in my face."

Its not like you put diesel in a car that takes unleaded.

Only a true moron could do such a thing.

 

[lovetoread]

omg Poppy.

Forgot about her

 

[eyer]

You work at costco?

lol

Not quite as glamorous as mowing yards for a living...

...eh, Killsnitch?

lol

 

[Fata Morgana]

One for Conager



"Don't eat the big white mint".

 

[Yardley]

"Don't eat the big white mint".

That was a great line.

That movie is under-rated. Dialog so bad, it sings.

I think the gif is from just before he says "Well I ain't gonna show you my dick!" and smashes the guys knee. "Hurts, don't it?'

 

[Fata Morgana]

That was a great line.

That movie is under-rated.

I think the gif is from just before he says "Well I ain't gonna show you my dick!" and smashes the guys knee. "Hurts, don't it?'

I bloody love it. I think it's from the bit after the fire when there's that big fight in the club, but not sure. Love it when he pulls up outside and says "The Double Dooooosh". After he died I wasn't that bothered about the rest of the film!

 

[Yardley]

I bloody love it. I think it's from the bit after the fire when there's that big fight in the club, but not sure. Love it when he pulls up outside and says "The Double Dooooosh". After he died I wasn't that bothered about the rest of the film!

You might be right. It looks like a calm, "Well...time to go to work."

The only scene he sucked in was the one where Swayze's character takes a swing at him and he catches the punch in a silly way and says something like, "We don't want to do this, Mijo.."

His best line is when he looks at the girl and says, "No...this is the part where I tell you I want you for myself."

 

[Fata Morgana]

You might be right. It looks like a calm, "Well...time to go to work."

The only scene he sucked in was the one where Swayze's character takes a swing at him and he catches the punch in a silly way and says something like, "We don't want to do this, Mijo.."

His best line is when he looks at the girl and says, "No...this is the part where I tell you I want you for myself."

And the best scene where he unzips his pants to show her his scar!

 

[yossi]

Pruned a bunch of tree branches today with my mom's help. This fucking tool is now my favorite until something even more nifty comes along. It (felt like it) took no time at all!

 

[yossi]

Gawd, let the oil fall out of your jeep one time and you will never hear the end of it.

..._.._....

?

 

[Fata Morgana]

 

[ryan8558]

Pruned a bunch of tree branches today with my mom's help. This fucking tool is now my favorite until something even more nifty comes along. It (felt like it) took no time at all!

If you like that, you should try one of these. You would love it.

 

[IrezumiKiss]

Pruned a bunch of tree branches today with my mom's help. This fucking tool is now my favorite until something even more nifty comes along. It (felt like it) took no time at all!

That looks an awful lot like a naginata.

Are you some kinda part-time kunoichi or something, Yossi?

 

[ryan8558]

Looking at some of the avatars (LTR, Yossi come to mind) I think, "Wonder if we could have 3D avatars?". Then I remember all the guys with dick avatars and think "Nah, nevermind."

 

[Yardley]

Dalton: "Whatever he is telling you, you can be pretty sure it's a lie."

Wade: "Don't count on it."

I might have to dig that movie out. I knew there was a reason I keep a VCR wired up.

 

[lovetoread]

..._.._....

?

When I had my oil changed apparently the changer did not screw in the oil filter all the way.

 

[yossi]

If you like that, you should try one of these. You would love it.

http://www.stihlusa.com/WebContent/Images/Product/884/ht56ce.png?preset=Product.ProductDetails

I never thought I'd come to a point in my life where my panties got creamy from lawn tools.

That looks an awful lot like a naginata.

http://vignette3.wikia.nocookie.net...aginata.jpg/revision/latest?cb=20120226215210

http://www.theartofjapan.com/Art_Images/Medium/06123797.JPG

https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/89/f2/c1/89f2c15c3bf643af55b3f857c6d267d7.jpg

http://www.koryu.com/images/guide/wwj10.jpg

Are you some kinda part-time kunoichi or something, Yossi?

I plead the fifth.

 

[yossi]

When I had my oil changed apparently the changer did not screw in the oil filter all the way.

Oh shit. I quoted the wrong post. I meant to nab the "chick" one.

 

[trysail]

Gawd, let the oil fall out of your jeep one time and you will never hear the end of it.

Let the oil fall out of your jeep one time and no more jeep.





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[trysail]

We are about one hour away from getting walloped by a whole bunch of thunder and lightening— along with rains of Biblical proportions. There are flash flood warnings.


The streams will be flooded and I guaran-damn-tee you that at least one idiot will attempt to drive across a submerged road only to find out the hard way that the water was deeper than they thought.


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[Skiddles2015]

Oh shit. I quoted the wrong post. I meant to nab the "chick" one.

I quoted ltr but it quoted pete.

 

[Noor]

I am gonna be a bridezilla.

Cool! Have you had prior experience with it or will this be the first bridezilling?

 

[Super-Surprise]

.......

 

[Super-Surprise]

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