The Isolated Blurt Thread XVIII: The Summer After High School

[girlsmiley]

A piece of cake and a cup of tea would be nice right now.

 

[Wings]

72 jars of sugar scrubs made this evening. I can't wait to get them sold!

 

[Bacigalupo]

Father's Day Hijinx.

http://narrative.ly/stories/why-i-answered-my-dads-gay-sex-ad/

 

[pointless]

i think it was fine.

 

[gotsnowgotslush]

Who uses the word clamor, anymore ?

 

[pointless]

By the end of the movie i sort of wanted to punch her in the face with a flashlight though.

it seems you're not alone in your feelings. i kinda get it, but i didn't hate her. she's kinda bland, but there you go. the movie itself wasn't as good as the first and the ending felt just kinda weird and i definitely wasn't laughing as much by then, but all in all i was entertained.

now i just need to wait a few days and rewatch it to see if my opinion changes any.

 

[Spins]

I'm dead

 

[pointless]

congratulations.

 

[Spins]

I live, I die, I live again.

 

[HoneyFortune]

72 jars of sugar scrubs made this evening. I can't wait to get them sold!

How do you make yours?

 

[Jennifer]

It never fails. Everyone and everything is a letdown.

 

[Spins]

That's life

 

[IrezumiKiss]

Broiling BBQ beef kebobs. mmmmm.

Mason jar full of drank. double mmmmmmmmm.

 

[Bacigalupo]

72 jars of sugar scrubs made this evening. I can't wait to get them sold!

What are sugar scrubs?

 

[HoneyFortune]

What are sugar scrubs?

Exfoliators, for use in the shower. Good for your skin. Really good for feet and rough elbows. You can just use plain sugar in the shower, but the scrubs you can buy do smell great, they also have extra exfoliators in them sometimes.

 

[HoneyFortune]

I know you didn't ask me, but I will add this, too. The sugar scrubs are so much better than those scrubs that have the little plastic microbeads that wind up in the streams. The fish end up porking on those and then we end up eating them accidentally. It's just bad.

 

[Spins]

Fish are friends, not food.

 

[CyranoJ]

Money doesn't put fish on the table. Fish puts fish on the table.

 

[HoneyFortune]

Another benefit of a sugar scrub is that if you suddenly are famished while doing your lady grooming, one can continue scrubbing whilst also eating handfuls of sugar. Win-win.

 

[Conager]

Exfoliators, for use in the shower. Good for your skin. Really good for feet and rough elbows. You can just use plain sugar in the shower, but the scrubs you can buy do smell great, they also have extra exfoliators in them sometimes.

Wouldn't the sugar just dissolve not to mention get sticky?

-Maybe I'm thinking of a Def Leppard song.

Why wouldn't people buy jars of sand with the size grit that you want?

 

[glynndah]

I was really hoping the title for this one was going to be "Finally Legal". *sigh*

 

[IrezumiKiss]

Muslims of China

http://ummahboutique.tumblr.com/post/121939170114/muslims-of-china

 

[thør]

Money doesn't put fish on the table. Fish puts fish on the table.

I catch fish
to make money
to buy bread
to get the strength
to catch fish.

 

[Bacigalupo]

Exfoliators, for use in the shower. Good for your skin. Really good for feet and rough elbows. You can just use plain sugar in the shower, but the scrubs you can buy do smell great, they also have extra exfoliators in them sometimes.

Well thank you.

 

[HoneyFortune]

Wouldn't the sugar just dissolve not to mention get sticky?

-Maybe I'm thinking of a Def Leppard song.

Why wouldn't people buy jars of sand with the size grit that you want?

Regular table sugar breaks down quick, so here is what I do. Get in shower. Lather up and rinse. Turn off water. Grab a handful of sugar. Working quickly, rub all over. Rinse. That is it.