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four advil and a cup of strong hot coffee when you feel it coming beats it every time. i used to get them at least twice a week and if you know the signs that its coming you can kill it before its full blown. btw i have tried every medication, prescription and over the counter and this is the only sure cure for me.
 
It doesn't even deserve a response. It's a lie. i happen to be a damn good mommie, and, well, it's just a damnable lie... one of many from that slice of the world. Don't believe everything you read, folks. Certain people like to make themselves out to be bigger and better and younger than they actually are.


*goes off into lurk mode*


Have fun all...
:rose: joanna
 
A business man got on an elevator.

When he entered, there was a blonde already inside who greeted him with a bright, "T-G-I-F."

He smiled at her and replied, "S-H-I-T."

She looked puzzled and repeated, "T-G-I-F," more slowly.

He again answered, "S-H-I-T."

The blonde was trying to keep it friendly, so she smiled her biggest smile
and said as sweetly as possibly, "T-G-I-F."

The man smiled back to her and once again, "S-H-I-T."

The exasperated blonde finally decided to explain. "'T-G-I-F' means Thank Goodness It's Friday. Get it, duuhhh?"

The man answered, "'S-H-I-T' means 'Sorry, Honey, It's Thursday."
 
This sounds weird but. Caffiene doesn't help my migraines and neither do drugs. I usually just wait them out. However, temporary relief (for me) can be found with.. 400 mg of Vitamin E, a banana and gatorade. (Grape by preference). Potassium/electrolyte imbalance anyone?
 
A Desert Rose said:
I don't get migraines.... I give 'em LMAO.

But when I have a headache, orgasms cure them every time!
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Well, if someone fucking sucks me the migraine doesn't fucking suck so much ;)
 
i'm too excited to sleep, can hardly wait! Will my flushed appearance give away my naughty secret?

it is my privilege to adore you:kiss:
 
A Desert Rose said:
It's a big, fluffy, Belgian waffle day... I'm going IHOP-ping.

Hope you're all jealous.
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come over..i will make you waffles and we can watch a movie while we eat them.
 
Kajira Callista said:
come over..i will make you waffles and we can watch a movie while we eat them.
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If I bring whipped cream can I come?
Will you notice if it's sort of salty?
 
James, my yahoo is on now or I could turn on my AIM...
But I don't remember your screen name there, I don't think.

And next time I want waffles, I'll call KC instead of accepting another date first. :kiss:
 
A Desert Rose said:
James, my yahoo is on now or I could turn on my AIM...
But I don't remember your screen name there, I don't think.

And next time I want waffles, I'll call KC instead of accepting another date first. :kiss:
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:) :kiss:
 
Kajira Callista said:
hmmm some girls like salty whipped cream ya know.
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Well, with you and ADR in a room together with me there'd be no shortage of cream or whippings, so it's all good :D
 
FungiUg said:
James is off in lala land again...

And what's more, he didn't invite me! :(
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By all means, come and join us
They might have more waffles than I have cream, assistance is welcome :)
 
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