shamelessZZZ
The Old Dog.
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- May 29, 2011
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True, true.
A travelling salesman walks up to a house and knocks on the door, carrying a case full of his wares for sale. But when the door opens, the salesman sees that it's a 6 year old kid wearing a fedora and sunglasses, holding a lit cigar in one hand, and a double rum and coke in the other.
Startled, the salesman asks the kid, "Are your parents home ?".
To which the kid answers, "Does it fucking LOOK like it ?".
This is good.