shamelessZZZ
The Old Dog.
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ZZZ If sex with three people is called a threesome, and sex with two is called a twosome, I now know why you are called handsome.
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Tough Love
A man left from work one Friday afternoon. But since it was payday and he
felt Spring in the air, instead of going home he stayed out the entire
weekend partying with the boys.
When he finally appeared at home Sunday night, he was confronted by a very
angry wife and was barraged for nearly two hours with a tirade befitting
his actions.
Finally his wife stopped the nagging and simply said to him, "How would
you like it if you didn't see me for two or three days?"
The man took just a moment to consider this and replied, "That would be
fine with me."
Monday went by and he didn't see his wife. Tuesday and Wednesday came and
went with the same results. Come Thursday, the swelling went down just
enough where he could see her a little out of the corner of his left eye.
Comshaw
2 consruction workers were working on a 5 story building. The worker on the 5th floor shouted to his buddy on the ground 'I need a saw!'. His buddy motioned like 'I can't hear you' Soo the the worker on the 5th floor pointed to his eye for 'I' then pointed to his knees for 'need' then motioned back n forth with his arm in a sawing motion for 'saw'. Immediately the worker on the ground whipped out his dick n started masturbating furiously! Well the 5th floor guy was infuriated n ran down to confront his co-worker. ' WAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING?!! I SAID I NEED A SAW!!' His co-worker replied ' I know dammit, I said I was COMING!'
If two blind people are dating, are they actually seeing each other ?
Not likely. ,, But they might be feeling each other.