Siren songs and helicockters

[hotoldrguy]

Because it was a good idea, right?

See @SalaciousMonkey22, ropes and strings always get the party started!

great idea

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Oh, really? @Indie Challenge!!

She doesn’t have the proper bits.

I don’t think? . Shit how many subscriptions do I got left?!

 

[hotoldrguy]

You're just the best

Thanks OP

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

Well, my day at work may not have been productive but at least I can take pride in knowing I got one cock trick to appear on this thread!

I thought this would have boobs

 

[hotoldrguy]

I’ve never seen something like this before, thank you for being a good sport.

you are most welcome.

 

[morelikeasong]

awww very sweet of you to say

You still don’t get a senior discount for OnlyMoms though

 

[hotoldrguy]

You still don’t get a senior discount for OnlyMoms though

Dammitt!!!!

 

[MissLabelled]

I thought this would have boobs

My boobs are reserved for when I see the strap-on “heli-cock-ter”

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

My boobs are reserved for when I see the strap-on “heli-cock-ter”

What if it's not strapped on and more of a hand-licockter?

 

[jason28053]

My boobs are reserved for when I see the strap-on “heli-cock-ter”

Emoji broken

 

[vagrantx]

Challenge accepted and completed! Hat dance with sound

That is probably the funniest thing I've seen on Lit! Holy shit. You really.... hm. There's a saying in swedish "att bjuda på sig själv", which doesn't really translate. Literally "to offer yourself up". Making others laugh at your own expense, but, without making a clown of yourself, without self deprecation.

The confidence to make this. I am in awe. Well done, sir. And thank you.

 

[hotoldrguy]

That is probably the funniest thing I've seen on Lit! Holy shit. You really.... hm. There's a saying in swedish "att bjuda på sig själv", which doesn't really translate. Literally "to offer yourself up". Making others laugh at your own expense, but, without making a clown of yourself, without self deprecation.

The confidence to make this. I am in awe. Well done, sir. And thank you.

Thanks. I am just glad everyone enjoyed it.

 

[MissLabelled]

What if it's not strapped on and more of a hand-licockter?

That would warrant a “tease” shot of the boobs.

 

[Tigobitties98]

Challenge accepted and completed! Hat dance with sound

You win the internet today

 

[Tigobitties98]

That would warrant a “tease” shot of the boobs.

I feel like we should create a helicockter performace to boob reveal exchange rate

 

[UnquietDreams]

I haven’t but… I absolutely welcome it.

I think the helicockter might not work because the dildo is too hard. But now I do wanna get the strap setup for my dildo to try it…

 

[jason28053]

I feel like we should create a helicockter performace to boob reveal exchange rate

I agree

 

[MissLabelled]

I feel like we should create a helicockter performace to boob reveal exchange rate

Historian in the future: And this folks, was how the Litcoin was invented.

 

[PlanetaryNebula]

Challenge accepted and completed! Hat dance with sound

Guy you are a great sport!

 

[PlanetaryNebula]

Well, my day at work may not have been productive but at least I can take pride in knowing I got one cock trick to appear on this thread!

I’d be more proud of that than anything!

 

[PlanetaryNebula]

Really…I don’t see any scenario where my dick crashing in a firey ball of flames is a “good death”
#notworthit

Omg Mizzy

 

[PlanetaryNebula]

Yessssss
It’s a beaut

DTA @PassionatePanther @PlanetaryNebula @OrdinaryPerson @Indie @Kitty_so_frisky @AuntieDisco

I am LOVING this “tag Nebs for dick” protocol

 

[MissLabelled]

I feel like we should create a helicockter performace to boob reveal exchange rate

Going back to this for a moment.

What would a helicockter of @OrdinaryPerson ’s 10 inches be worth?

 

[vagrantx]

Going back to this for a moment.

What would a helicockter of @OrdinaryPerson ’s 10 inches be worth?

Hmm, to me personally? Another long winded thank-you-note.
A boob-trick on the other hand..

 

[PassionatePanther]

Going back to this for a moment.

What would a helicockter of @OrdinaryPerson ’s 10 inches be worth?

@OrdinaryPerson gets my boobs for free