Royal Wedding

Rich2018

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Wouldn't it be great if Meghan goes sans panties on Saturday ?

And wears a dress cut just enough to show it....
 
Write a farce of a royal wedding in Windstruck Castle in Logjam, plush capitol of the Argyle Empire. It's just like the usual LIT wedding, i.e. sex-n-incest, drugs-n-drinks, theft-n-fraud, cross-dressing, but also paparazzi, scheming ministers, foreign intrigue, and a royal secret. Hey, it almost writes itself.
 
Remember, a royal wedding is not legal (and cannot produce a legal heir) until consummated in front of the Royal Witnesses of Windsor. Each RWoW is hand selected by the current monarch, and each gets to insist on one sex act to be performed before casting his approval. Hilarity ensues.
 
Long ago in USA was an early TV show, QUEEN FOR A DAY. Revive that and package it with KING FOR A DAY and ROYAL WEDDING OF THE DAY. It could be a huge franchise! Especially the pr0n spinoff, ROYAL BASTARD FOR A DAY.
 
Long ago in USA was an early TV show, QUEEN FOR A DAY. Revive that and package it with KING FOR A DAY and ROYAL WEDDING OF THE DAY. It could be a huge franchise! Especially the pr0n spinoff, ROYAL BASTARD FOR A DAY.

Don't forget the Anal crowd: ROYAL PAIN IN THE ASS FOR A DAY.
 
Don't forget the Anal crowd: ROYAL PAIN IN THE ASS FOR A DAY.
Does Prince Charles have his own channel?

But I digress. Other monarchies should push their royals as celebs. We could see a constant stream of royal weddings. Audrey Hepburn and Yoko Ono were both princesses, y'know. European, East Asian, MidEastern, African royals -- so many to celebrate. IIRC the king of Lesotho married 1000 (topless) wives at once. THAT is SPECTACLE, now! Cue the cameras.
 
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