Please help me!! Urgent!!

[zipman]

Gumption is a good word, trollop is fun too.

I have a list of others I use but I can't think of them right now, they just come out.

Gumption is a great word.

Fun to say, too.

 

[JohnnySavage]

I hope there were no children walking by your undressed windows.


Jesus H. Christ the scars.

Your words are hurtful.

 

[Luna_Wolf72]

*wave back, and a man-titty flash*

Sweet! I can sleep now.

Lolligag.

Now there's a good word for this lot.

I say that word all the damn time.

 

[CHNOPS]

I hope there were no children walking by your undressed windows.


Jesus H. Christ the scars.

As long as he face was hidden, they can go on thinking they've seen a real tit.

 

[Squibbs]

I actually thought it was you.

Yup, that's me.

Long winded and unfunny.

 

[CHNOPS]

Fuck I make a lot of typos lately.

 

[warriorqns_man]

You have to actually care for something to bother you blobby.

Are you suggesting that I have more alts than a bdsm convention?

 

[PoppingTom]

Lolligag.

I prefer ROFLigag.

But that doesn't sound like "turd".

 

[blobfish]

Nope, this one isn't me. I've purposefully avoided trolling WQ with my alts so that she can't accuse me of that.

It's either someone pretending to be me or WQ herself.

 

[blobfish]

By the way, the line in the first post about the tow line was the only funny part.

 

[Recidiva]

Nope, this one isn't me. I've purposefully avoided trolling WQ with my alts so that she can't accuse me of that.

It's either someone pretending to be me or WQ herself.

Yes. let's all take someone's word for what they know to be true online.

Can't...keep...a...straight...face.

Don't care either way, but do you really think your honest opinon matters?

 

[blobfish]

Yes. let's all take someone's word for what they know to be true online.

Can't...keep...a...straight...face.

Don't care either way, but do you really think your honest opinon matters?

Well, I've never denied an alt. I don't care whether or not people want to think it's me, but I posted to set the record straight for anyone that cares to believe it.

 

[Recidiva]

Well, I've never denied an alt. I don't care whether or not people want to think it's me, but I posted to set the record straight for anyone that cares to believe it.

You have overloaded the irony meter.

 

[CHNOPS]

I don't care whether or not people want to think it's me, but I posted to set the record straight.

You know why that's funny, right?

 

[blobfish]

You have overloaded the irony meter.

I know there was a half-assed attempt to compare me to WQ in there, but I ignored that part.

 

[Recidiva]

You know why that's funny, right?

I know he speaks English, I just don't think he comprehends English.

 

[warrior queen]

You know why that's funny, right?

Fuck - even I know why that's funny.

 

[warrior queen]

I know he speaks English, I just don't think he comprehends English.

There's quite a bit of that about these days.

 

[Exquisition]

I am the one many of you have seen referred to here by Warrior Queen as "her man." And technically, it's true: I used to work for a small ranch here specializing in grass-fed cows. When she made her first purchase of starter calves from them, the rancher--my boss--offered to sell her my services as well for an additional $170/wk AUS. She went along with it and so did I.

But since then, she has abused this arrangement in every way possible. She makes me do her son's homework with him. She makes me tend to her aging mother when she visits. She is constantly asking me to fuck her. Have you ever see her? No thanks, not for $170/week. Last time she tried something with me and I turned her down, she whacked me on the side of the head with a tow rope. Had to have surgery!

I have a brother in Darwin. I finally decided I'd had enough, and went up to stay with him for awhile. I got a damn good job with a shipping company, much better wages than she pays. I'd tell you how much, but that's tasteless and I was raised better than that. She tracked me down!! Came up to Darwin and tried to fuck me again. She is not well.

Please help me. How do I get rid of this woman? She thinks she owns me. She is a racist and a child abuser, and I want nothing to do with her. But she won't leave me alone!!

Please, someone help.

Thank you very much.

"Warrior Queen's Man"

This is beginning to vex me. Enough already, it's fucking BORING now. We get it it whoever you fucking are, you don't like WQ. congrats. Now fuck off and get a life.

 

[warrior queen]

This is beginning to vex me. Enough already, it's fucking BORING now. We get it it whoever you fucking are, you don't like WQ. congrats. Now fuck off and get a life.

Is it bad that I found the op funny?

I don't know who it is though. I am notoriously bad at alts.