pv2012
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So I want to share a Bob Sacamano story. I was Bob's boss. Remember, I said I should not have employees. Reason 56 is because I am nosy. Bob gets a call, then says he has to go, I saw why, he says family emergency, I say what, he says...well it's like this...
OK backstory. Bob lives with his girlfriend, her older sister, older sister's hubby, and that couples 2 kids.
Back to...well it's like this.
Sister's hubby found a small gator, brought it inside so everyone could see it. It latches on to his hand. He is flinging his arms around like a wild man. It releases and lands in older sister's lap. It latches onto her thigh, so Bob's girlfriend is pulling in it, trying to get it off her. It release's and girlfriend flies backward, and hurts her arm, might be broken. So Bob has to go home to watch the kids, so the 3 adults can drive to the ER.
Until Bob quit, he maintained it was all true, 2 people needed stitches, and girlfriend was just a sprain and needed a sling. Yup, Florida
Serves "Bob's girlfriend's sister's hubby" right for picking on the gator but too bad about the others.
You tell the weirdest of stories.
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