WerdNerd
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So since hubby blew me off last night (at least right when I start getting dressed slutty) I will share a day in the life of my legs.
so yesterday, I actually woke up about 10 minutes before everyone else, so my legs stayed in be a little
then they had to go to the kitchen to assist with making breakfast
then outside in the yard so kid could play
and yeah, I am barefoot, it is the rural southern way. side note, I wear sundresses a lot on weekends. I started because of my neighbor Billie May (yes, again I am a redneck, all old people have 2 names) Billie May was this nice old lady who over almost 10 years, I had never seen her in anything but a nightgown. I also realized some sundays, I am still wearing just the shirt I was wearing Friday. Well i didnt want to be the old nightgown lady, so sundresses that I might sleep in lol. Also, I will be honest and say this sundress does not look on me how it was designed to look. this is from an ad,
I honestly think it looks better as an empire waist though.
Anyway, then we have the dog making goofy faces photo bomb
and a higher view because dog is still by my legs
then I finally made it to the shower
and dried off
Then I put on what I say is a dress, but really it is just a shirt a few sizes too big, lol, so I could make dinner. I planned on taking a few leg shots in non fishnet silk thigh highs that I'd be wearing this this black and red number, but hubby told me he was passing last night and I should just drink a bottle of wine and take a sleeping pill lol. So i did
then my legs went to bed
and yeah i was less than sober and took some very poorly thought out pictures and video. but hey, my legs were in the shots somewhat
and that was a day in the life of my legs
How is even physically possible for hubby to blow you off when you want to wrap those sexy legs around him?