Todger65
Usually Horny
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So for today's picture, I think I will go with slutty picture fails. Well, I have already mentioned I am a walking pinterest fail. I have also said I am out of slutty picture ideas, so why not turn to the internet and probably fail
ok cute naked girl in apron. one I happened to grab http://i.imgur.com/kPffjPcm.jpg
me, ok, I can be all slutty Donna fucking Reed. I'll even cook too. hum shouldn't these straps go around my waist. well it was like a buck, so I assume made in China, the women in China are short, I am probably an Amazon compared to them (I am not really tall, I'm 5'7" ok sometimes I go with 5'6". yeah years, inches, and pounds all sometimes get shaved off in my head.)
anyway http://i.imgur.com/vFlSbDMm.jpg
maybe that too high waist tie will keep the girls in check, can i cook like this?
nope, I moved, girls win. http://i.imgur.com/WidAfIym.jpg
well at least I can still badly cook.
and for today's rambling. you know you probably spend too much time on lit when you actually first heard a news story here. granted, it was just the dumb story that a kid was investigated for terroristic threats because commenting the radical symbol kind of looked like a gun. yeah I found it funny. real school shootings not funny, crazy overreaction to nothing, funny. That of course reminds me of what I think was the funniest...the Fresh Prince of Bel Air not terroristic threats. omg, I shouldn't still find that one funny, but yeah, If i was his friend, I'd still be picking on him (as well as if i was friends with anyone that heard it and just didn't understand and escalated to that being treated as a threat.) omg it is will smith. how can you not get it.
Anyway, I hope you enjoyed today's tour through the random thoughts in my head.
Like the way your tit flops out. Wonder what the back view is like when you lean over the counter.