mikeinnh
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That's so hot! Love your ass, and of course, the cute little pussy! Especially the little pussy! Have I mentioned that...yeah, I guess I did. Love your avatar too.
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OK, I promised the stuck naked under a desk story.
First thing, as you probably already surmised, I have a thing for getting off at work. Also, When I was younger, I really liked men in power. This happened forever ago, seems like another lifetime really. I had met my husband, but was not yet living with him. Wow, Where do I begin?
I guess I should start with meeting the man I was with in that office. I will call him Dan. He was the VP of HR at this company I was interviewing with. It was my 3rd interview and I was nervous. Also, just to keep it real, so we can all laugh and laugh, I knocked over his lamp when I bent over his desk to look at paperwork, best interview ever when you damage people's property (again I am a klutz and sometimes my tits get away from me lol). I was actually hired despite my awkward and clumsy nature. Another side note, My first day I actually ended up in a different department, as they had a sudden staffing problem, and I had the skills for that department, where as the position and department I had originally been hired for was less skilled. It was supposed to be just a make it through the next few days thing, but I did amazing well, especially considering I was tossed in the deep end, no training, no supervisor, no peer lol. The boss decided to kept me there once he returned from vacation and got caught up on what happened.
Anyway, back to Dan. As time went on, Dan and I often chit chatted. I didn’t work anywhere near him, but when we did see each other around work, we would chat, joke around etc. I was in my casual relationships phase as well as my higher up men phase (I had a track record with my bosses, though I wasn’t into my boss this time). Dan was in a different point in his life, quite a bit older than me, thus no future for a relationship, but was hot and funny, therefor perfect for my life at that point, given I was strictly casual relationships. Of course, the joking quickly progressed to flirting and such, then lunches together, and by about two months in, Dan and I are regularly screwing in his office during lunch. When his receptionist would take her hour lunch break and leave, he would call my line, I’d take a break, slip in, have an awesome time, slip out.
So the day. It was like any other day. Dan calls, I come into his office, he stands up, greets me, shuts and locks the door, sits back down. I remove my blazer, take off my bra, unzip and drop my skirt; leaving me in thigh highs, garter belt and heels. I climb on to his lap to kiss him, which leads to me riding him in his chair, tits in his face, you get the whole scene, I am sure. I was actually just about to cum when someone knocks on the door. I freeze, but Dan is all, "Don't worry, it is locked, keep going, keep going." So I start again, and I hear someone turning then knob trying to get in. Again, I pause, Dan tells me it is fine, keep ignoring the door. Then I hear a key going in the door and the sound of the door unlocking.
What can I do? I fly underneath the desk, pulling my clothing that is laying on the floor with me. In walks someone I will call Kyle. Kyle is the VP of security administration and some shit. I don’t know, he was a douche, likely never had a fun moment in his life, always seemed miserable. I avoided him. Apparently, Dan had been ducking an issue Kyle had wanted to discuss, all week long. Dan initially tried to verbally get him to come back later with like "we can schedule a meeting" etc etc, while getting his dick back in his pants beneath the desk. No luck, Kyle was not leaving, stating Dan had been avoiding this far too long. Once Dan was situated enough, he even tried walking him to the door, all "no not avoiding, we can discuss this afternoon", but nope, Kyle is all no, now, important, look at these files and shit (he came armed). Now, if Kyle saw me, Dan’s career would be over. Trust me, Kyle would never ever have looked the other way. Very by the book. I am also quite sure it would have caused issues in Dan’s personal life too. So I stayed completely silent, still, naked, under the desk, while they worked out their shit. OK, it probably wasn’t an hour, more like a half an hour, but it seemed like forever.
All is well that ends well though because as soon as Kyle left, turns out Dan was the risk loving type too, he bent me over the desk and thoroughly fucked me amazingly well. Our lunch breaks continued a few more months until I left the company, and the state, but the time we were almost caught was for sure the hottest.
This could be the most entertaining thread I’ve stumbled across for this whole site and potential ANY site. Wit, sarcasm, photos at work, snark, confessions of a someone unkinkliterate (like me!) and then there BOOBS too. Like woah, this just made the open door policy on my office more of an empty promise than it already was. I might have to close it and the blinds to keep tabs on just this thread throughout the day. The amount of fucks you must give about work is absolute zero and it’s mesmerizing. My compliments and my undivided attention.
Well damn, that's practically what I was talking about anyway. How delicious it is. Oh and the PM story is just hilarious. You really bring out the best in freaks, don't you But then again I'm here freakin up your thread so how can I talk. I asked about the laptop because it looks almost the same as the one I have. I don't really do anything with it except use it to browse the internet when I go out of town. I got it for free so it works out well.
Tell me your choices and I'll tell you if you are right or not..
Only if it respectable trash talk.
thank youvery nice posts
thank you. And yes my avatar suits me.That's so hot! Love your ass, and of course, the cute little pussy! Especially the little pussy! Have I mentioned that...yeah, I guess I did. Love your avatar too.
Sweet. Years ago, just as a coworker and I were on the verge of starting an affair, our manager, in what seemed at the time like a cosmic and Dilbertesque joke, asked me if I would mind sharing my office with her, since we were short on space. I tried to keep a straight face as I told him that it was problematic, but that I was willing to take one for the team. What followed was ridiculous—I could never stand up to greet anyone.
Geez, go away for a day and I miss all kinds of good stuff. I do know what motorboat is, and yes it pops into my head a lot every time you post a pic. I know all about PA blizzards, lol, one of my faves was 83. And I can't stop laughing at the stories you post, at least until you post another pic. I'm pretty sure there's no financial reason you can't post that video, lol, I'm pretty sure we could start a GofundJusta page that could be pretty lucrative.
I am seriously loving all of your posts. Plenty often and always great! Keep up the perviness!
Sexy, slutty fun. Love it. Thanks for sharing.
Good lord woman! You’re braver than me, that said I work in an open plan office so a cubicle would be a luxury...
Fun pics, x
work does not seem to be accepting that it is fuck it friday (in which my goal is to do fuck all if possible) Instead it has been non stop.
didnt even get to read all the parents bitching how school isn't closed (why why would you want school closed, yes 20s is cold for florida, but our snowflakes will survive, I don't want my snowflake stuck at home). Also, I didn't get to finish reading how the city I work in is deploying the first driverless bus in May. yeah, that still scares me a little.
All I managed to do was select a random image from my phone (work shower, 3 months ago). I haven't even gotten to hang out in the work shower room this year yet. well maybe this afternoon. until then.
work does not seem to be accepting that it is fuck it friday (in which my goal is to do fuck all if possible) Instead it has been non stop.
didnt even get to read all the parents bitching how school isn't closed (why why would you want school closed, yes 20s is cold for florida, but our snowflakes will survive, I don't want my snowflake stuck at home). Also, I didn't get to finish reading how the city I work in is deploying the first driverless bus in May. yeah, that still scares me a little.
All I managed to do was select a random image from my phone (work shower, 3 months ago). I haven't even gotten to hang out in the work shower room this year yet. well maybe this afternoon. until then.
work does not seem to be accepting that it is fuck it friday (in which my goal is to do fuck all if possible) Instead it has been non stop.
didnt even get to read all the parents bitching how school isn't closed (why why would you want school closed, yes 20s is cold for florida, but our snowflakes will survive, I don't want my snowflake stuck at home). Also, I didn't get to finish reading how the city I work in is deploying the first driverless bus in May. yeah, that still scares me a little.
All I managed to do was select a random image from my phone (work shower, 3 months ago). I haven't even gotten to hang out in the work shower room this year yet. well maybe this afternoon. until then.
still stuck in teleconference hell.
yeah, listening to my boss and team, surfing porn, taking slutty pictures, listening to my cubicle neighbor bitch about stupid people, then hear me laugh at him, thus opens the door for him to ask a stupid question, get myself presentable, walk over, show him in 10 seconds, we laugh about stupid people. Multitasking my way through the afternoon.
Thus we have reason number 418 I suck at dirty chats, I don’t even know what the fuck people are saying. Hey, I have been upfront about me being weird, awkward, and clueless.
work does not seem to be accepting that it is fuck it friday (in which my goal is to do fuck all if possible) Instead it has been non stop.
didnt even get to read all the parents bitching how school isn't closed (why why would you want school closed, yes 20s is cold for florida, but our snowflakes will survive, I don't want my snowflake stuck at home). Also, I didn't get to finish reading how the city I work in is deploying the first driverless bus in May. yeah, that still scares me a little.
All I managed to do was select a random image from my phone (work shower, 3 months ago). I haven't even gotten to hang out in the work shower room this year yet. well maybe this afternoon. until then.
work does not seem to be accepting that it is fuck it friday (in which my goal is to do fuck all if possible) Instead it has been non stop.
didnt even get to read all the parents bitching how school isn't closed (why why would you want school closed, yes 20s is cold for florida, but our snowflakes will survive, I don't want my snowflake stuck at home). Also, I didn't get to finish reading how the city I work in is deploying the first driverless bus in May. yeah, that still scares me a little.
All I managed to do was select a random image from my phone (work shower, 3 months ago). I haven't even gotten to hang out in the work shower room this year yet. well maybe this afternoon. until then.
work does not seem to be accepting that it is fuck it friday (in which my goal is to do fuck all if possible) Instead it has been non stop.
didnt even get to read all the parents bitching how school isn't closed (why why would you want school closed, yes 20s is cold for florida, but our snowflakes will survive, I don't want my snowflake stuck at home). Also, I didn't get to finish reading how the city I work in is deploying the first driverless bus in May. yeah, that still scares me a little.
All I managed to do was select a random image from my phone (work shower, 3 months ago). I haven't even gotten to hang out in the work shower room this year yet. well maybe this afternoon. until then.
Beautiful body! Your skin looks so soft and smooth.
Keep taking these sexy and provocative office photos please....so damn exciting
And suddenly I am hoping you get that chance to hang out in the work shower.
I can sympathize with the work day - my Friday's are usually quiet, but this one has a lot of tiny little things popping up to try and bite me on the ass.
Must be hard for the neighbour having someone as hot as you next door at the office. Or perhaps he is just 'hard' all the time!
Perfect position, I must say!!! So many possibilities... but I daydream!!!!
Well you are not alone at having to look things up after joining Lit... guess I am just a bit older than others here who know the lingo!!! And as to your remembrances of the friend who would ask women at the bar to "lets fuck" I had a buddy who did something similar and he always seemed to score... I guess I was just to much of a gentleman or perhaps I was just stupid!!!
Thank youToo funny... especially the "I hear someone coming" one.. And you have "lots" to deal with to get yourself together for that unexpected visitor!!!
Even on your busy days you still find time to post something for your legion of adoring fans!!!
Wow what a great image, Love it even if it is a little old...
I really like this photo. I am wondering if you were totally nude in that one or were you hiding the evidence of having panties on with the placement of your arms. Regardless it is very arousing.
I do like a girl who's willing to get naked at work.
managed to find a few minutes. of free time
ahh, a moment to sit back and relax.
And I am even showing my geeky side with my fancy Alexa socks. Amazon has a pretty good idea there actually, rather than pay developers to develop skills, just give bored geeks echos and swag to build them. I am up to 2 echos and 2 echo dots so I am done, I mean how many ways do I need to talk to Alexa. Well unless they offer a show or spot or something I don't have. At first, I thought it might be a bad idea on their part, as well... some people will try to sneak dirty things in....but everything sneaky I tried, they bounced back. Even just an error, they caught it, and bounced it back. Anyway Boobs and fancy Alexa socks.
managed to find a few minutes. of free time
ahh, a moment to sit back and relax.
And I am even showing my geeky side with my fancy Alexa socks. Amazon has a pretty good idea there actually, rather than pay developers to develop skills, just give bored geeks echos and swag to build them. I am up to 2 echos and 2 echo dots so I am done, I mean how many ways do I need to talk to Alexa. Well unless they offer a show or spot or something I don't have. At first, I thought it might be a bad idea on their part, as well... some people will try to sneak dirty things in....but everything sneaky I tried, they bounced back. Even just an error, they caught it, and bounced it back. Anyway Boobs and fancy Alexa socks.
managed to find a few minutes. of free time
ahh, a moment to sit back and relax.
And I am even showing my geeky side with my fancy Alexa socks. Amazon has a pretty good idea there actually, rather than pay developers to develop skills, just give bored geeks echos and swag to build them. I am up to 2 echos and 2 echo dots so I am done, I mean how many ways do I need to talk to Alexa. Well unless they offer a show or spot or something I don't have. At first, I thought it might be a bad idea on their part, as well... some people will try to sneak dirty things in....but everything sneaky I tried, they bounced back. Even just an error, they caught it, and bounced it back. Anyway Boobs and fancy Alexa socks.