pumperguy191
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I love a sexy multi tasker, mmmm
Merry Christmas
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so my christmas eve so far. 1st plan was my dad and his wife coming over at 1 for lunch. Hubby took kid over to visit neighbors at 11:30 so i could finish prep. well at 11:45 I realize all I really have left to do is put on pants, brush my hair, and pick up and vacuum one more room, and hubby and kid wont return for another 45 minutes. alone in the house for 45 minutes wow. so I figure, oh spend 15 minutes with the toy drawer, that leaves me 30 minutes to pick up, vacuum that one room, put on pants and brush hair. So spent my allotted 15 minutes playing, then right at noon, as soon as I am done, knock at the door. fuck, throw on pants. Yeah, they came early. greet them, get them settled, call hubby and kid back, excuse myself to bathroom to clean up and put on panties.
damn, why must people show early, so rude. lol.
but I did find time to take a tit picture by the tree when everyone else was in the other room.
Lovely holiday titties! Well, at least you got to have a nice cum before your guests arrived. Wish I could've been there to help.so my christmas eve so far. 1st plan was my dad and his wife coming over at 1 for lunch. Hubby took kid over to visit neighbors at 11:30 so i could finish prep. well at 11:45 I realize all I really have left to do is put on pants, brush my hair, and pick up and vacuum one more room, and hubby and kid wont return for another 45 minutes. alone in the house for 45 minutes wow. so I figure, oh spend 15 minutes with the toy drawer, that leaves me 30 minutes to pick up, vacuum that one room, put on pants and brush hair. So spent my allotted 15 minutes playing, then right at noon, as soon as I am done, knock at the door. fuck, throw on pants. Yeah, they came early. greet them, get them settled, call hubby and kid back, excuse myself to bathroom to clean up and put on panties.
damn, why must people show early, so rude. lol.
but I did find time to take a tit picture by the tree when everyone else was in the other room.
so my christmas eve so far. 1st plan was my dad and his wife coming over at 1 for lunch. Hubby took kid over to visit neighbors at 11:30 so i could finish prep. well at 11:45 I realize all I really have left to do is put on pants, brush my hair, and pick up and vacuum one more room, and hubby and kid wont return for another 45 minutes. alone in the house for 45 minutes wow. so I figure, oh spend 15 minutes with the toy drawer, that leaves me 30 minutes to pick up, vacuum that one room, put on pants and brush hair. So spent my allotted 15 minutes playing, then right at noon, as soon as I am done, knock at the door. fuck, throw on pants. Yeah, they came early. greet them, get them settled, call hubby and kid back, excuse myself to bathroom to clean up and put on panties.
damn, why must people show early, so rude. lol.
but I did find time to take a tit picture by the tree when everyone else was in the other room.
http://i.imgur.com/0pxxfGgm.jpg
Have you explained what your desperate for?
so my christmas eve so far. 1st plan was my dad and his wife coming over at 1 for lunch. Hubby took kid over to visit neighbors at 11:30 so i could finish prep. well at 11:45 I realize all I really have left to do is put on pants, brush my hair, and pick up and vacuum one more room, and hubby and kid wont return for another 45 minutes. alone in the house for 45 minutes wow. so I figure, oh spend 15 minutes with the toy drawer, that leaves me 30 minutes to pick up, vacuum that one room, put on pants and brush hair. So spent my allotted 15 minutes playing, then right at noon, as soon as I am done, knock at the door. fuck, throw on pants. Yeah, they came early. greet them, get them settled, call hubby and kid back, excuse myself to bathroom to clean up and put on panties.
damn, why must people show early, so rude. lol.
but I did find time to take a tit picture by the tree when everyone else was in the other room.
I love a sexy multi tasker, mmmm
Merry Christmas
And all that is what makes you so amazing. You just made my day. BTW, saw a woman with the same hair as you yesterday, but I knew it couldn't be you, her bewbs were only DD and she wasn't nearly gorgeous enough.
Har! When I was a kid, friends and family members mostly just walked right into each other's houses unannounced. Now, my friends and I give a courtesy ring, clear our throats, or take louder steps before showing up without a text or call, simply taking for granted the possibility that someone has his/her hands down her/his pants. I really think we spend a lot more time masturbating these days than people used to. . . .
yes I actually did cum a couple times, so was a nice little breakLovely holiday titties! Well, at least you got to have a nice cum before your guests arrived. Wish I could've been there to help.
yeah, got to take a few minutes when you canYou little minx. Finding playtime around family time.
People keep getting in the way of the important side of life.
Have you explained what your desperate for?
tit picture by the tree
You do live dangerously!
You are far too good to us....and I'm not cumplaining!!
thank youRead the 1st post on this thread.
yup yup, seize opportunity as it presents itself. thank you, you tooChristmas can sometimes be so very hectic.. but hey, you got your 15 minutes Have a great Christmas with family!!!
so my christmas eve so far. 1st plan was my dad and his wife coming over at 1 for lunch. Hubby took kid over to visit neighbors at 11:30 so i could finish prep. well at 11:45 I realize all I really have left to do is put on pants, brush my hair, and pick up and vacuum one more room, and hubby and kid wont return for another 45 minutes. alone in the house for 45 minutes wow. so I figure, oh spend 15 minutes with the toy drawer, that leaves me 30 minutes to pick up, vacuum that one room, put on pants and brush hair. So spent my allotted 15 minutes playing, then right at noon, as soon as I am done, knock at the door. fuck, throw on pants. Yeah, they came early. greet them, get them settled, call hubby and kid back, excuse myself to bathroom to clean up and put on panties.
damn, why must people show early, so rude. lol.
but I did find time to take a tit picture by the tree when everyone else was in the other room.
mental note, add getting screwed bent over a sleigh to bucket list, and lol
They could have at least called ahead to say they’d be early.
Great pic! Merry Christmas to you and yours.
Nice bucket list. I'm available to help ladies fulfill their sexual bucket lists lol.
Warning my bucket list has some both very mundane as well as some pretty vulgar items on it.
Eh, nothing surprises me anymore. Just saying I won't be shocked. Now I'm curious to know...
Oh it is pretty long. Some of the more mundane, sex in a car. Yes I have had sex on a car, in a van, in the back of a pick up truck in a parking lot in day light, lots of oral sex in a car, but never sex in a car.
Sex in the air, like plane of helicopter, yeah I have had oral sex on a plane, but never just standard sex.
A repeat of a mfm 3 way. I was young and it was awkward at the time.
An amusement park ride, I am not picky which. Closest i have gotten is mirrored elevator.
On a motorcycle, it doesn't have to be moving.
On the hood of a ridiculously expensive car, like seriously ridiculously expensive
I'd like to play rope bunny with some sort of suspension, again not specific.
Maybe repeat the whole fetish club scene, it has been like near 2 decades, maybe something new and different will strike my fancy, idk.
There is many other things, some i am not willing to share on a public forum lol but that kind if gives an example of items on my list.
Oh it is pretty long. Some of the more mundane, sex in a car. Yes I have had sex on a car, in a van, in the back of a pick up truck in a parking lot in day light, lots of oral sex in a car, but never sex in a car.
Sex in the air, like plane of helicopter, yeah I have had oral sex on a plane, but never just standard sex.
A repeat of a mfm 3 way. I was young and it was awkward at the time.
An amusement park ride, I am not picky which. Closest i have gotten is mirrored elevator.
On a motorcycle, it doesn't have to be moving.
On the hood of a ridiculously expensive car, like seriously ridiculously expensive
I'd like to play rope bunny with some sort of suspension, again not specific.
Maybe repeat the whole fetish club scene, it has been like near 2 decades, maybe something new and different will strike my fancy, idk.
There is many other things, some i am not willing to share on a public forum lol but that kind of gives an example of items on my list.
so my christmas eve so far. 1st plan was my dad and his wife coming over at 1 for lunch. Hubby took kid over to visit neighbors at 11:30 so i could finish prep. well at 11:45 I realize all I really have left to do is put on pants, brush my hair, and pick up and vacuum one more room, and hubby and kid wont return for another 45 minutes. alone in the house for 45 minutes wow. so I figure, oh spend 15 minutes with the toy drawer, that leaves me 30 minutes to pick up, vacuum that one room, put on pants and brush hair. So spent my allotted 15 minutes playing, then right at noon, as soon as I am done, knock at the door. fuck, throw on pants. Yeah, they came early. greet them, get them settled, call hubby and kid back, excuse myself to bathroom to clean up and put on panties.
damn, why must people show early, so rude. lol.
but I did find time to take a tit picture by the tree when everyone else was in the other room.
I like your list
At a restaurant across from Target, lol. Merry Christmas.
Most of that is pretty vanilla, imo. I mean using objects as platforms to fuck, why not lol. Rope play and fetish club scene gets a little more into it. Not bad. Now spill those private secrets! I think even the stuff on my list is pretty standard, I'm fine being mostly vanilla.
I surprised you can get guests to evr what to leave the presence of your Beauty!! Great Pic!! Hope you get some more extended alone time!!
I enjoy looking through your thread. Nothing I could say hasn't already been said. I just wonder how a person can become lucky enough to get to carry on a conversation with you perhaps via messages.
Merry Christmas may your day be great