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so I am bored, so i thought i'd ramble away as i answer a question from my inbox
Question was. If you don’t mind me asking (and you might) what kind of inappropriate contact did you have with the guys in your wedding party?
So now we have learned I am a total whore, most of my male friendships end up crossing lines, and a lot of my stories begin with alcohol. Don't judge me, sorry I have no stories that begin with, "well we were eating a salad". If you have a good story that begins with salad, feel free to share.
Your inbox is clean? Who are you and what have you done with Justa?
I don't think anyone has a good story involving salad unless it's the other kind of salad.
Looking for new friends? LOL
I don't think you're a total whore... you just have been very open with your relationships. Plus, most of that sounds like it was in the past... not during the wedding, which would have been different.
Also, I don't think there are many stories that begin with eating a salad... though if there are vegetarians... there might be.
Glad you shared, it was very interesting read.
I could always use more friends, but really I am a crappy friend. Sometimes I vanish, I am usually emotionally distant, I encourage bad decisions, and make fun of my friends.
so yeah, i have totally been lazy and slacking. pretty much have taken no pictures or done anything fun. but I did decide to at least half ass a saturday night outfit last night, as i really did need to get laid. was still lazy about going all out though, so I picked my favorite. it isn't my favorite because of looks, but because of comfort. fairly well fitting boob support (which is a struggle for me) and otherwise not remotely restrictive. pretty much they only thing even slightly sexy that is also comfortable that I own. i did of course add a garter belt, fishnet thigh highs, and crotchless panties to try to spice it up a little. I will say it did manage to serve its purpose, and I managed to get a very need lay.
Lovely woman in a lovely outfit ... I especially like the "flip-off"! And I can honestly say that you manage to make fishnets look delicious ...so yeah, i have totally been lazy and slacking. pretty much have taken no pictures or done anything fun. but I did decide to at least half ass a saturday night outfit last night, as i really did need to get laid. was still lazy about going all out though, so I picked my favorite. it isn't my favorite because of looks, but because of comfort. fairly well fitting boob support (which is a struggle for me) and otherwise not remotely restrictive. pretty much they only thing even slightly sexy that is also comfortable that I own. i did of course add a garter belt, fishnet thigh highs, and crotchless panties to try to spice it up a little. I will say it did manage to serve its purpose, and I managed to get a very need lay.
You are dressed just right, and Id love helping you undress from that very sexy outfitso yeah, i have totally been lazy and slacking. pretty much have taken no pictures or done anything fun. but I did decide to at least half ass a saturday night outfit last night, as i really did need to get laid. was still lazy about going all out though, so I picked my favorite. it isn't my favorite because of looks, but because of comfort. fairly well fitting boob support (which is a struggle for me) and otherwise not remotely restrictive. pretty much they only thing even slightly sexy that is also comfortable that I own. i did of course add a garter belt, fishnet thigh highs, and crotchless panties to try to spice it up a little. I will say it did manage to serve its purpose, and I managed to get a very need lay.
so I am bored, so i thought i'd ramble away as i answer a question from my inbox
Question was. If you don’t mind me asking (and you might) what kind of inappropriate contact did you have with the guys in your wedding party?
so i guess at some point i shared my male friendships usually cross lines at some point. let me look at a group shot and give the short version from left to right. if anyone wants a long version on one, feel free to ask.
my dad, no inappropriate physical contact there. though a dysfunctional relationship. I would stay with him a few days a year over easter and christmas. we would go to the bar and spend the day there, he would drive us home, then we would watch bad b horror movies. christmas was usually silent night deadly night series. it isn't christmas day for a little girl until you watch a chick with awesome tits get impaled on deer antlers by santa claus. thanks dad. easter was usually carpentry themed. tool box murders, texas chainsaw massacre and such.
ok next. a friend of hubby's and mine that we met after we were together. we lived within walking distance and hung out all the time. he was having a rough time of things, we went on an alcohol run because the party had run out, and just a quick blow job to improve his day. he was a good friend and an awesome guy so ...Ya know... I decided to be there for a friend.
next another good friend of the group we met together. he was like me, when we drink, we can just party all night, so everyone would pass out around us and we would talk and play video games, watch movies etc together for hours. we grew very very close. Every now and then we would screw. he usually had a string of one night stands, short term girlfriends etc. he did have one long term open relationship that I blew up. kind of funny as she had slept with my husband, but at some point, she had taken me off the table (like he could screw anyone but me) then there was this one night and yada yada. so we kept him as a friend when they broke up.
next one of my kid brothers, nothing inappropriate there. i was actually old enough to biologically be my brothers' mom (though it would be tragic with that one as i was 12 when he was born) but i left home when he was super young.
next is my husbands best friend from childhood, who i met the same night I met my husband. over the years we all lived together on and off. in the beginning my relationship with my husband was undefined and we were all super close living in a skanky hotel room together. Honestly we cared for each other deeply. had he just said one word different one night, i might have ended up married to him. anyway, we spent a lot of time together back in the day and some of it was in a bed.
next is my husband so obviously
next is my youngest bro. i was 16 when he was born, never home, and moved out not long after.
next is my husbands friend from a brief stint in the military. i had only met him once before the wedding which was years prior. he was driving through and spent the night in the run down skanky hotel. Next day we went sight seeing. he drove, i knew the city. ended up a bar crawl pretty much by 11am. I wasn't close to 21, but it was never a problem. anyway, during the sight seeing, yada yada, there was break for some um new sights before the next tourist area. never to be spoken about again.
next is a friend hubby and i met together. never anything. he was so not my type. he did live with us a while, so yeah i am sure he saw me nude often, but no i was not remotely attracted to him, and he was never inappropriate.
and finally my moms 3rd husband. they got together when i was like 10 or so. our relationship was strained. he could be a very awesome guy but also sometimes a mean drunk. was never creeptastic. well, i had started going home to visit my mom for christmas. i stayed with them. well i had just turned 21, and he had his work christmas get together at a bar, and invited me when mom bailed. we were having a really fun time, drinking, bad karaoke, lots of laughs. we went home after last call, and then suddenly his tongue was down my throat. not cool, creepy for me. but strained relationship and all, my best idea was to pack a pipe. Come on he was old, probably hadn't smoked in 20 years, it was great shit, and i knew he would as men who are trying to get in your pants do what you do. Plan worked perfectly, he passed out quick. It was never spoken of, and got filed in my giant lessons learned file.
So now we have learned I am a total whore, most of my male friendships end up crossing lines, and a lot of my stories begin with alcohol. Don't judge me, sorry I have no stories that begin with, "well we were eating a salad". If you have a good story that begins with salad, feel free to share.
so yeah, i have totally been lazy and slacking. pretty much have taken no pictures or done anything fun. but I did decide to at least half ass a saturday night outfit last night, as i really did need to get laid. was still lazy about going all out though, so I picked my favorite. it isn't my favorite because of looks, but because of comfort. fairly well fitting boob support (which is a struggle for me) and otherwise not remotely restrictive. pretty much they only thing even slightly sexy that is also comfortable that I own. i did of course add a garter belt, fishnet thigh highs, and crotchless panties to try to spice it up a little. I will say it did manage to serve its purpose, and I managed to get a very need lay.
so yeah, i have totally been lazy and slacking. pretty much have taken no pictures or done anything fun. but I did decide to at least half ass a saturday night outfit last night, as i really did need to get laid. was still lazy about going all out though, so I picked my favorite. it isn't my favorite because of looks, but because of comfort. fairly well fitting boob support (which is a struggle for me) and otherwise not remotely restrictive. pretty much they only thing even slightly sexy that is also comfortable that I own. i did of course add a garter belt, fishnet thigh highs, and crotchless panties to try to spice it up a little. I will say it did manage to serve its purpose, and I managed to get a very need lay.
Sounds like the female version of me. I have been accused of being “Lit lazy” Makes me wonder about what they’d think of me getting busy or too distracted to keep in touch in real life.
The fact that you dress for sex makes you even more of a goddess. Thank you for returning and sharing your beauty and sexy personality. You really have been missed.
lol, thanks. and come on fishnets look awesome on everyoneLovely woman in a lovely outfit ... I especially like the "flip-off"! And I can honestly say that you manage to make fishnets look delicious ...
I'm glad you are back; I have missed seeing your posts (pics AND words!).
*softkiss*
ok, i am chubby, and it is all good. I could say sturdy if it sounds better. I always love when I get the sturdy compliment (insert sarcasm font). Oh and there is never too much chocolate.Justa bad news your not fat,chubby or wide....sexy legs,nice ass, large breast,sweet lips yes .....fat nope.
Question how much chocolate should I stock up for you and your good cause I'm a big breast and sweet ass guy in case your making a back up guy list.
thank you. it does have those sneaky hidden bra hooks thoughYou are dressed just right, and Id love helping you undress from that very sexy outfit
i honestly dont expect too much judgement from this crowd. maybe not something i can share with my bored moms group, but yeah i dont expect pervs to judge me for being pervy lol. and yes i will loose my clothes eventually. i always do.no judgement... great story to tell and love the honesty. others don't like it, well... good for you. now, how about showing more of that lovely body? your killing us here
it is always about those classy fishnetsAlways have to tease me with the fishnets huh?
thanksMissed you Friend
thank youGreat to see you back.
Happy Presidents Day.....unless you have to work and then's its just Monday Justa.
One mans whore is another mans Goddess or Goddess Whore after the right night (s)
Your hubby's correct you do have nice legs.
so apparently everyone has off because a holiday...well except me. so trying to half ass the day, and here is a boring half boob cube shot.
maybe later i will make it to a full boob shot
http://i.imgur.com/uy2kuelm.jpg?1
Great boob, enjoy your day!
Justa I can't argue with you about what type body label you are but I find you to be very desirable.
Nope still not bored when I look at your boob(s) glad your having fun sexy girl.
Sturdy well if that means a fun pounding for for both parties who doesn't want that?
Yes its true I really have nothing interesting to share I'm here for the pics and feeling shameless about it you busty cube dweller and interweb portable keeper.
A lovely taster of what is to come.
As always, a lovely view ...
As always, a lovely view ...
And as for fishnets ... well, I prefer to have my head squeezed by silk over strings ... *wink*
the messy one.... littered with energy drinks and bath and body works and victoria secrets body sprays.What cubicle you in? I want to come pay you a visit!!!