Nothing to see here, Justa bit of Florida sunshine with a chance of hurricane.

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

The only airport story I have was from when I traveled alone at 17. Eastern wanted me to wear a lanyard with "Unaccompanied Minor" on it. I looked older than most of the attendants we saw coming off the planes!

Then the plane was overbooked. My dad took the "bribe" so I'd take another flight: $100 in cash, $200 voucher, and a pump to first class! The flight left 30 minutes after the original, but arrived 45 minutes before: only one stop on this flight as opposed to two.

I get on the plane, stewardess took the lanyard from me and shook her head. "Just don't think of ordering alcohol," was her only words to me LOL We get off the ground, I whip out the anthology I needed to read for my class, so I could do a report on five of the stories, and the stewardess comes to me, "And now I see that you must read, I'll keep an eye on you." She gave me a couple of cans of Dr. Pepper LOL

We get off in Tampa, she asked me, "How many did you read?"
I told her 6.

nice. I flew as an unaccompanied minor once, and the stewardesses checked on me an annoying amount times. I swear I had to take my walkman off every 5 minutes to confirm I was good. I was like 8 though, so I guess it was the nice thing to do.

LOL - I have a backpack that I use as my traveling carry-on (in case I have to hike through large airports and so I can take day trips if I get laid over somewhere). I went completely through TSA and actually onto the plane with a good sized folding knife, hung in plain sight on a strap of the back pack. I realized I had it when I was tucking my bag into the overhead. I walked right past the ticketing agents, the ticket checkers, through TSA (they apparently didn't even see it on the baggage scanner), past the boarding agents, past the flight crew. I think that because it was in plain sight, they just weren't registering it.

I spent a couple of hours in a Canadian detention center because I once drove across the border to Vancouver with a pistol in my suitcase and forgot all about it. I had to pay a fee for the undeclared weapon and forfeit the pistol, but other than that, nothing happened. Two ladies in the detention center with me were arrested for undeclared bed linens. What the hell? Canada is a weird place.

oops. so what is it like in a canadian detention center with hardened criminals like bed linen smugglers?

 

[Paul_Chance]

oops. so what is it like in a canadian detention center with hardened criminals like bed linen smugglers?

They were a pair of nice middle aged ladies and they were very calm about it. I assume they were hardcore bed linen smugglers, probably part of some Bed Linen Mafia! We sat around and talked, they recommended places to go in Vancouver, and then the nice Canadian custom agents let me go.

 

[Vincius]

so happy tuesday. it is titty tuesday, so there will be tits, but first the fashion of yesterday and today.

so my blouse yesterday



it might actually be a swimsuit coverup, and I might actually just not care

and yes titties



and for today, I thought I'd go outdoors


and yes outdoor titties

I always wanted antlers.
It is better to say that then I have breast envy.
I don't want breasts , I want antlers!
Maybe I should have p.m.ed that!
Happy Tuesday!

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

They were a pair of nice middle aged ladies and they were very calm about it. I assume they were hardcore bed linen smugglers, probably part of some Bed Linen Mafia! We sat around and talked, they recommended places to go in Vancouver, and then the nice Canadian custom agents let me go.

oh all the things people complain about, all the people others blame for all the worlds problems and no one ever talks about the horrors of the Bed Linen Mafia Women.

I always wanted antlers.
It is better to say that then I have breast envy.
I don't want breasts , I want antlers!
Maybe I should have p.m.ed that!
Happy Tuesday!

Well they make antlers on headbands, so you can have them. Both my tits and my head have several pairs.

 

[wickedpanda]

so happy tuesday. it is titty tuesday, so there will be tits, but first the fashion of yesterday and today.

so my blouse yesterday



it might actually be a swimsuit coverup, and I might actually just not care

and yes titties



and for today, I thought I'd go outdoors


and yes outdoor titties

Love the Avatar, Boobs out always,always makes me smile ,erect and just lust for you sexy girl in the best but naughtiest ways!

The might magical sexy effect your boobs,legs and ass have on me should be chargeable to my health insurance

 

[ohverbatum7]

a bit late with my airline comment.

Fed up with long flights, how about one that lasts less 2 minutes

https://www.theguardian.com/uk-news...minutes-take-the-worlds-shortest-flight-video

 

[wickedpanda]

Still waiting on Elon Musk to built that Hyperloop to London or the EU myself, the trip might take only 2 minutes but seating and takeoff clearance and then getting to the correct altitude could take longer, then again facts over media fiction make me a wet blanket.

And now back to those lusty busty boobs and those sweet lips that have me writing back checks!

 

[ohverbatum7]

Shortest flight in the world, less than two minutes.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zEezFUb8Zz4

 

[ohverbatum7]

And the beach that is a runway.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=STqmbc8k9rU

 

[wickedpanda]

Shortest flight in the world, less than two minutes.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zEezFUb8Zz4

OK I watched the video and laughed , so one tank full of gas last like what 80 flights?

Thinking the inflight movie must be a youtube video listing the great parts of Star Wars the Last Jedi ?

 

[ohverbatum7]

Sorry for the duplication.

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

Love the Avatar, Boobs out always,always makes me smile ,erect and just lust for you sexy girl in the best but naughtiest ways!

The might magical sexy effect your boobs,legs and ass have on me should be chargeable to my health insurance

Thank you, you are too kind. I do like making a man smile while giving him an erection. So how do i code that for insurance billing. Hum happy ending massages are therapeutic massage, so um guided imagery therapy, visual stress management therapy?

a bit late with my airline comment.

Fed up with long flights, how about one that lasts less 2 minutes

https://www.theguardian.com/uk-news...minutes-take-the-worlds-shortest-flight-video

Haha. Now what is the security wait

Still waiting on Elon Musk to built that Hyperloop to London or the EU myself, the trip might take only 2 minutes but seating and takeoff clearance and then getting to the correct altitude could take longer, then again facts over media fiction make me a wet blanket.

And now back to those lusty busty boobs and those sweet lips that have me writing back checks!

Yes back to my boobs.

Shortest flight in the world, less than two minutes.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zEezFUb8Zz4

Well that short, it does need to be done at least twice.

And the beach that is a runway.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=STqmbc8k9rU

Very cool

OK I watched the video and laughed , so one tank full of gas last like what 80 flights?

Thinking the inflight movie must be a youtube video listing the great parts of Star Wars the Last Jedi ?

Oh, wicked burn.

Sorry for the duplication.

Yeah still too quick, think it needs a third.

 

[wickedpanda]

Wicked burn two , the return flight movie will be showing off the best parts of Solo a star wars movie.

Hint its the end credits, spoiler!

Why does Solo's land speeder look like a blue library book and not cool like Luke's land speeder?

 

[wickedpanda]

Thinking Snakes on a Plane was a movie they skipped showing, had to go there!

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

Wicked burn two , the return flight movie will be showing off the best parts of Solo a star wars movie.

Hint its the end credits, spoiler!

Why does Solo's land speeder look like a blue library book and not cool like Luke's land speeder?

Maybe they needed more boobs.

Thinking Snakes on a Plane was a movie they skipped showing, had to go there!

Oh I am sure someone has done a Porn version somewhere, and maybe just maybe someone in the flight watched it at the time.

 

[IrezumiKiss]

so happy monday. I present a silly little movie in gif format for this movie monday. enjoy my boobs being silly.

Just so's you know, this makes Tuesday very happy as well!

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

Just so's you know, this makes Tuesday very happy as well!

Well thanks. Clearly my movie was very plot heavy.

 

[wickedpanda]

Maybe they needed more boobs.



Oh I am sure someone has done a Porn version somewhere, and maybe just maybe someone in the flight watched it at the time.

Sorry after you said Boobs I got lost in lusty day dreams!

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

Sorry after you said Boobs I got lost in lusty day dreams!

Well tomorrow I shall be hunting for and watching porn snakes on a plane

 

[EndlessNameless]

Well tomorrow I shall be hunting for and watching porn snakes on a plane

I'm sure you'll have no problem finding the anime version of it.

 

[wickedpanda]

If anyone ever made a movie then someone made a porn of it, loved the Sex Trek movies, yep star trek porn and the backside to the future movies was kinda good also, so I have no doubt you will find dildo's or cocks on a plane!

Hope you got plenty of batteries sexy girl!

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

I'm sure you'll have no problem finding the anime version of it.

Now the question is will it be erotic or disturbing in an anime version

If anyone ever made a movie then someone made a porn of it, loved the Sex Trek movies, yep star trek porn and the backside to the future movies was kinda good also, so I have no doubt you will find dildo's or cocks on a plane!

Hope you got plenty of batteries sexy girl!

haha. yes I am sure there will be many big hard cocks on planes. And I am sure I shall be amused.

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

so happy WTF wednesday.

ok so I saw this image being used as an avatar (an on pinterest and such) and I wanted to copy it



but really, Am I the snuggling with a big teddy bear type? No. So, I decided to redo it my way. Cue Giant Stuffed Chewbacca.....because if I am going to cuddle with a giant stuffed animal, it so should be a Wookiee

So happy WTF wednesday, I hope you get a little giggle

 

[jc1213]

so happy WTF wednesday.

ok so I saw this image being used as an avatar (an on pinterest and such) and I wanted to copy it



but really, Am I the snuggling with a big teddy bear type? No. So, I decided to redo it my way. Cue Giant Stuffed Chewbacca.....because if I am going to cuddle with a giant stuffed animal, it so should be a Wookiee

So happy WTF wednesday, I hope you get a little giggle

Love it!

 

[gablondes]

Nice!