YoursSINSerely
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I wish Barney would come when I call him instead of running the other way. It ain't easy finding a black cat in the dark. Argh!
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TxRad
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Put one of those glow in the dark key chain tabs on his collar. That should help some.
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Tio_Narratore
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Get on the other side of him from where you want him to go. Then call him, and when he runs the other way, it'll be the way you want him to go.
mynameisben
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That's why you should always carry a sockeye salmon in your brazier. It works for my mom.
TheeGoatPig
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I wish dating sites would stop sending me NYC matches. I don't go into the city and they don't come out here, and that is the way we like it.
YoursSINSerely
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Kinda like raising a kid, huh.Get on the other side of him from where you want him to go. Then call him, and when he runs the other way, it'll be the way you want him to go.
Change your hometown to something further south.
Wishing you the very same thing, Maj. My holiday starts today.I wish everybody a Happy Easter.
Uhm. Do you think Mom would be happy to know her secrets are out here on a porn site?
I wish you all a peaceful holiday season, whether it be Easter, Passover, or just Spring in general. Relax and suck in the beauty of it.
mynameisben
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Just make sure you've checked the little box that says you are straight. That oughtta take care of that.
YoursSINSerely
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I wish I could protect my kid from the evils of the world for the rest of my life.
For now, I wish her safe travels...
For now, I wish her safe travels...
YoursSINSerely
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I wish y'all would keep this on the first page so I don't have to go hunting for it.
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85 and sunshine, my wish for tomorrow.
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YoursSINSerely
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May she have a dislocated shoulder and miss everyone this time.
She tries.
We fail to see the powers and lack respect.
TheeGoatPig
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It wish it wasn't so difficult to suppress the urge to shout out, "shut your cock-slot," at random throughout the day. I feel like it is going to slip out at any time now.
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Seeing as it's Sunday, I wish Thee would take his urges to church and sit in the first pew.
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I wish I knew what I did wrong.
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I wish movie theaters adopted a "Name your own price" plan to fill all those empty seats.
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I wish William Shatner was a member of Literotica. Maybe he is.
I wish i was William Shattner---
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