My inner monologue right now.

[Rob_Royale]

Creative Me - so i'm gonna start this new story idea right now!

Logical Me - So, you know what's gonna happen in the story?

CM- well yeah, this guy, he meets this girl and then this happens, and then this happens and they have sex.

LM- Okay good. Then what?

CM- Well then .... maybe they have this adventure. And more sex.

LM- Okay, How are you going to set that up?

CM- well I'm not really there yet, but I know they have more sex and it ends like this.

LM- so you have a beginning and a rough idea of an end, with sex. That sum it up?

CM- .......................

LM- wait what are you doing?

CM- writing. Go away, poopiehead.

 

[Bazzle]

Creative Me - so i'm gonna start this new story idea right now!

Logical Me - So, you know what's gonna happen in the story?

CM- well yeah, this guy, he meets this girl and then this happens, and then this happens and they have sex.

LM- Okay good. Then what?

CM- Well then .... maybe they have this adventure. And more sex.

LM- Okay, How are you going to set that up?

CM- well I'm not really there yet, but I know they have more sex and it ends like this.

LM- so you have a beginning and a rough idea of an end, with sex. That sum it up?

CM- .......................

LM- wait what are you doing?

CM- writing. Go away, poopiehead.

Work backwards from the sex?

 

[AchtungNight]

This sounds very familiar. My usual plan is to flesh out the characters, connect them somehow through a personality conflict or a confrontation with an antagonist, resolve the problem, then have them fuck. But I have to be sure it goes right. Ugh.

 

[lovecraft68]

Your CM is nice, this is me;

CM-Hey, asshole, going to write today?
LM-Just worked a ten hour day, had to pack stuff up for the e-bay store, wife's not feeling well.
CM-Cry me a river, I have ideas!
LM-I've been writing your ideas for 15 years, can we take a break?
CM-Breaks are like sleep, you get them when you die. Get off you tube and get into word.
LM-But..
CM-The only butts I want to hear about is when your character has hers up and her face down.
LM-We do that a lot
CM-And we'll do it again, and again! This is porn, not your lame attempts at horror, now stop being a gutless wimp!
LM-Jeez, my feelings.
CM-You don't have any feelings, or any worth to me unless you're writing! Now stop whining and open up that cesspool you call a mind, and tell me a dirty fucking story, or so help me I will make you write a Family channel romance! Now, are we going to write?"
LM-Yes, mistress.
CM-Good boy.

 

[samhasstories]

Logical Me is a real dick. Sometimes I just drink beer until he goes to sleep for the day, then Creative Me gets the house to himself for awhile. I haven’t seen Responsible Me for years.

 

[StillStunned]

Creative Me keeps coming up with ideas, but then flaking when I want to turn them into actual stories. All I get then is, "Nah, this is all up to you, but what you've done so far is utter tripe."

 

[AchtungNight]

Creative Me keeps coming up with ideas, but then flaking when I want to turn them into actual stories. All I get then is, "Nah, this is all up to you, but what you've done so far is utter tripe."

This also sounds familiar.

 

[intim8]

Work backwards from the sex?

Use this handy checklist:

Who's going to have sex in this story? (M, F, other)

Do they want to have sex? (Y, N)

If they want to have sex, who do they have sex with? (M, F, other)

If they don't want to have sex, who do they have sex with? (M, F, Other)

Why can't they have sex at the start of the story? (
nobody will agree to,
no place to have sex,
they don't want to,
somebody else doesn't want them to,
I want to get good votes )

Why do they have sex at the end of the story? (
they had sex alone,
somebody agreed to,
they found a place to,
the were convinced to want to,
they were not convinced to want to but did anyway,
the somebody else didn't know,
told the somebody else to mind their own business,
the somebody else was who they had sex with )

Did they have all the kinds of sex they want?
(yes - standalone story, no - series)

Did they have all the kinds of sex you can think of?
(yes - standalone story, no - series)

Did they have all the kinds of sex other people here can think of?
(yes - standalone story, no - series)

Were there more than two people involved when they had sex?
(yes - standalone story, no - series)

Did you get good votes?
(no - add more sex next time, yes - add more sex next time )

 

[Djmac1031]

Today was...

Creative Me: Here's an idea for ya.

Logical Me: great idea. And I have the day all to myself to write this without distraction. In fact, I'll just sit down right now and...

Procrastinating Me: ... on second thought, I'm not really in the mood. What I'm truly in the mood to do is...

Easily Distracted/ Entertained Me:... a Big Dumb Monster Movie marathon.

*** 6 hours later ***

Creative & Logical Me: Okay, well, that was fun, but now can we...

Sleepy Me: oh, no, so sorry. Shop's closed for the day. But do try again tomorrow.

 

[SimonDoom]

Perv Me: I'm awake and I've got my first cup of coffee steaming next to me. Time to write read and write smut!

Non Perv Me: How about doing something else? I've got some nonerotic books on my shelf to be read. Or better still, get outside and go on a walk, or go hiking some place I've never been. Get my camera and snap pictures of birds. Call some friends and do something fun. Let's do something non-smutty for a change.

Perv Me: How about if you just go back to sleep?

What, you have nothing else to say?

That's what I thought.

Time to get to it.

 

[nice90sguy]

Whenever I'm feeling creative, I just jerk off until it goes away.