Banging is on the table?This is pretty accurate.
I often refer to myself as a border collie. (Usually) hairy and enthusiastic.
Pmann and I were laughing at the fact that we've been friends for ten years, met on a porn site and never once banged. I had actually been deliberately avoiding him seeing my snatch but the fucker caught a glimpse of it in shenanigans last night. Sneaky bastard.
I had a hairy reputation to uphold
Lol. Not the intended takeaway...Banging is on the table?
He’s also constantly throwing shit off the table and counter while staring you in the eyeI’m so amused. You both thrive in the spotlight, but it’s in such different ways. Aussie is like a super playful and enthusiastic dog and is so excited to interact with all her new friends. Pmann is like a cat that has decided he wants to be entertained until he gets bored and thoroughly enjoys playing with his new toys until then
I'm in! I love muff! I could eat it all day
Agreed.Helluva first post, brother.Welcome to Lit. Good job jumping right in there. All downhill from here.
I’m so amused. You both thrive in the spotlight, but it’s in such different ways. Aussie is like a super playful and enthusiastic dog and is so excited to interact with all her new friends. Pmann is like a cat that has decided he wants to be entertained until he gets bored and thoroughly enjoys playing with his new toys until then
This is pretty accurate.
I often refer to myself as a border collie. (Usually) hairy and enthusiastic.
Pmann and I were laughing at the fact that we've been friends for ten years, met on a porn site and never once banged. I had actually been deliberately avoiding him seeing my snatch but the fucker caught a glimpse of it in shenanigans last night. Sneaky bastard.
I had a hairy reputation to uphold
Lol, the difference being, the cat doesn't look at you expecting praise for breaking the glass.
I feel quite honored to know that you follow my grooming habits in enough detail to influence how you live your life
I was editing some photos and took this while doing so. Now that @aussiegeekygal is going muffless, I thought perhaps someone needed to pick up the muff mantle, at least until I decide to shave it all again
@MissLabelled it is now your job to ruffle @Lord Pmann’s feathers and keep him off balance enough that he doesn’t ever reach the height of his powers. The muff is a crucial weapon in this battle
I was editing some photos and took this while doing so. Now that @aussiegeekygal is going muffless, I thought perhaps someone needed to pick up the muff mantle, at least until I decide to shave it all again
@MissLabelled it is now your job to ruffle @Lord Pmann’s feathers and keep him off balance enough that he doesn’t ever reach the height of his powers. The muff is a crucial weapon in this battle
Untamed feathers are your kryptonite. Someone needs to keep weilding itNo. No one needs to pick up this furry mantle.
My feathers will remain unruffled as long as you all keep your feathers trimmed.
Untamed feathers are your kryptonite. Someone needs to keep weilding it
