Mom oblivious to incest

[rookie1255]

Son and daughter are coming back home for an extended visit. Mom is oblivious to what is going on in her house.

"It's so hot this summer. I don't blame my daughter for only walking around the house in a small skirt and bra. Her brother must have really missed her. He keeps staring at her every time she's in the room. On a side note, the pollen count must be exceptionally high this year, that would explain why my son is going through so many boxes of tissues, poor guy."

"My son really needs to stop eating in bed, he keeps spilling mayo all over his sister's cheerleading pictures!"

"I keep finding my daughter's underwear in my son's room. He obviously has a keen interest in women's fashion."

"My daughter and son were hanging out together in her room when I heard my daughter cry out 'It's all over the place!' That puzzle must have a lot of pieces."


Should mom really just be that naive, or maybe this would be due to an accident of some sort?

 

[DarkSollat]

I think this is an amazing idea! For me, porn is a subgenre of a comedy, and they mix together perfectly. Oblivious mother is for sure a great base. Even to the point when the siblings practically fuck in front of her - like playing footsie under the table ("is the food too spicy? for me it's ok, but his/her face got red and his/her breath hasty") or having sex under the blanket when they all watch a movie ("look how close they are, she on his lap, and he gently rocking her").

 

[8letters]

The story Omelettes for Breakfast has a Dad who is oblivious to the rest of his family having sex around him.

 

[Rob_Royale]

It's a fun idea. I'd make both kids a little older. Late twenties at the youngest. They had a very "close" relationship when they were younger and they have returned home for a family get-together or funeral of something and are staying with mom. They are both married with kids and all that. It begins with eye contact and escalates, all the while Mom is completely oblivious. It's just two siblings being affectionate. There's nothing strange about them sharing a blanket on the couch.

 

[rookie1255]

"I'm starting to get suspicious of my kids. Yesterday while doing dishes I saw both of them sneak into the shed in the backyard. When I went to check the shed there were wrappers all over the floor. I think they've been sneaking out into the shed to eat candy!"

Mom summons them down to the couch and tells them she knows what they've been up to in the shed. Brother and sister look at each other in horror then Mom says no more candy in the shed and from now on she wants them in the house studying.

"I hear my daughter moaning upstairs with her brother every day after school. They must really be disappointed school is ending so soon!"

"My son was supposed to be tutoring his sister. I went to go listen in on them and I heard my daughter saying that she wanted her brother to give it to her harder. Glad to know she's trying to challenge herself!"

"My daughter has her brother tutor her every night but her grades haven't been improving. I went to go listen in on them, but from the sounds of it they're getting every revision question right!"

"After spending all day tutoring his sister in her room, I overheard her tell her brother that she was going to run out and get another box of "rubbers" for the rest of the night.
We used to call them "erasers" when I was in school."

 

[rookie1255]

"My son and daughter are still kids at heart. I can hear the both of them bouncing up and down on the bed when I'm cooking. They're so silly!"

"I hear my daughter's mattress squeaking downstairs... I think her and her brother are having a pillow fight for the 3rd time tonight!"

"My son and daughter are always in a hurry, I keep hearing them yell about how they're coming."


Mom's friend visits house. They sit down on the couch. Her friend says "I heard your son was back from college."
Mom says "Oh yes, he's been spending a lot of time in his sister's room since he's been back. In fact, they're up there bonding right now."
After chatting for a bit moans and yells of "Oh God!" can distinctly be heard coming from upstairs by both women. The friend looks at the mom for a response and she replies "Seems to be all I hear these days. I'm so glad they're exploring religion."
Friend has to decide how to break it to the mom, or let it continue while leaving mom in the dark because it's not her place to tell.

 

[DarkSollat]

Mom's friend visits house. They sit down on the couch. Her friend says "I heard your son was back from college."
Mom says "Oh yes, he's been spending a lot of time in his sister's room since he's been back. In fact, they're up there bonding right now."
After chatting for a bit moans and yells of "Oh God!" can distinctly be heard coming from upstairs by both women. The friend looks at the mom for a response and she replies "Seems to be all I hear these days. I'm so glad they're exploring religion."
Friend has to decide how to break it to the mom, or let it continue while leaving mom in the dark because it's not her place to tell.

This one I'd keep as an open ending.

 

[DarkSollat]

"My son loves an applejuice out of sudden. My daughter says it makes him sweet. Oh, kiddos!"

"Son, get down there and help your sister find her fork, instead of sitting here and making funny noices. She's trying for 10 minutes now, I don't know when that thing went."

"Oh gosh, kids, can you not scatter your clothes everyone around? What if you'd see each other naked! Why are you smiling?"

"No, young lady, we don't use such a language in this house! However angry you are, you cannot yell 'fuck' or - even worse - 'fuck me'!"