Tio_Narratore
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You're like that? Yes? God! You're a good little oboist. Now come over here and play on Debbie.
Want me to show her my tonguing techniques?
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You're like that? Yes? God! You're a good little oboist. Now come over here and play on Debbie.
Want me to show you my barbecuing techniques?
Yes please, I'm raving.
Stork, too, I presume.
Honestly, I can't help it that I can't get her pregnant. It's just that some men can't do it.
Well, maybe you can get one or two of your drinking buddies to come over and help me out of my clothes.
I'd like to have a party where I'm a little numbed put again, dear.
I'm sure the guys at your club will be happy to buy me all the margaritas I want. Do they still talk about how much fun it was the last time you brought me?
I'm thinking about wearing something frumpy and concealing to your boring golf tournament, dear.
With lube you'll fit right in, sweetheart.
Okay let's go fishing. have you waders for me?
Don't wear your trunks; the water's fine.
Wait! It says 'Clue' on that tuba!
A brilliant observatory, my dear Watson.
I think someone's stolen my Cheesecake.
If we don't have the Chesapeake, what's the point of even being here; sex without crab cakes is just empty.
Spoken like a true friend!
"Damn you, fiend," I cry.
Being a tad loud, aren't we?
Let me get loud when I'm raving! You promised!
Okay, but don't shout with fish in your mouth. It has bones you might choke and makes a mess, plus if you die the house value will drop.
Well thanks for the cone in my asshole!
I'm always willing to finger my asshole.
I asked you how to break dance, what the fuck made you angry at that?
Ah, unfrocking Ivy Gourd, right?