Javahead
Literotica Guru
- Joined
- Apr 21, 2019
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I would appreciate it if you don't put that up my wife.
Or she’ll introduce you to the concept of ‘vagina dentata’. And ‘eunuch’.
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I would appreciate it if you don't put that up my wife.
Or she’ll disabuse you of the notion of a virgin intacta who you'll fuck.
Yes, most wives don't appreciate that competition
So, I only have to put one guy six feet under and they'll leave me alone? Good to know.And if you’ve already buried someone else, most cads won't bother you too much either.
So, I only have to take six guys six under one sheet and they'll leave me alone? Good to know.
Yes! I caught my fluffy bunny, I'm all ready to huddle and bugger and ...
No Tokay, dear; I'm still not sober from last time.
I won't deny there are rumors of me being well-endowed, but that's absurd! I'm as flat chested as Mae West.
I . . . I don't know what to say to that. God for you?
Lets see her Majesty! Off with her robes!
I am the Emperor.
Clam the fuck down Mr. Mayor.
Mmm... I love bearded clams. Especially the kind with savory smells!
So you always eat what you shouldn't?
I'm the best tickler in all the land.
Put that thing inside me!
Let's see if we can both get off.
Sexy-nun?
You have a bad rabbit!
Give me your hat you stupid bitch!.
I never have a bad attitude!
That's just the thong I had to take.
Check out these ham hocks! This is the guy!
You are way too into celery chomping, dude. You need kelp.
Yes, it's a good idea to freeze your greens.