MagicaPractica
Alchemist
- Joined
- Oct 25, 2004
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That's what you get for being a male model. *shrug*It's the shirt "on-off, on-off" that is killing my buttons!
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That's what you get for being a male model. *shrug*It's the shirt "on-off, on-off" that is killing my buttons!
This is what you get for owning a male brothel! *hums*
You need to put in another coin.
Put it over ... there?
I swear this is the last time I help you re-arrange your basement!
There seems to be a certain element of feng shui missing.
I am a genius and a godsend.
STOP!!! You'll anger the cat gods and we'll all be dead in three days!
Be kind to your web-footed friends, for a duckbill may be somebody's brother. Be kind to your friends in the swamp, or water moccasins may come for revenge. Don't drain that swamp; hand me the plunger.Heh, I trust my duckbill platypus will vouch for me.
It's duck season; hand me my plunger.
They barbecue nicely, I hear. Two should do for now.Yes, it's reindeer season around here. I won't ask about your hunger.
They should do nicely. Two should be able to pull my sleigh.
Just check out my snowballs!
I don't think snow! Warm day to you, sir!
You're giving Frosty perfectly round snowballs, and it's not even Thanksgiving yet. You're really good at cupping and warming and shaping those . . . ahem .
Thank you, I know what I'm doing.
I'm just slightly high.
Hey, whatever comes naturally.Should I part my hair on left side or the right side?.
Yes, water music tends to thicken like pudding left out too long.Hey, I prefer my music acoustic.
Hey, whatever your tailor tells you.
Where can I find a good tailor-made suite?
Walmart, Walmart has the shit!
Yes, but in an awful way.
You were much nicer in my imagination.
Um, pssst, watch out for fangs is all I'm sayin.I look good enough to eat? What, exactly, does that mean?
Stop biting me. I'm gonna bite you back if you don't stop!