MagicaPractica
Alchemist
- Joined
- Oct 25, 2004
- Posts
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I think I got the shaft!
Is that like the cold shoulder?
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I think I got the shaft!
I'm going to toy with you, you simple man, because I know your mind is in the gutter.
Shut up, you backseat driver!
Get your hand out of my pants before this trucker gets us both killed.
A more or less random train has just led me to discover that daydreaming as you cross the railroad tracks can be quite dangerous!
There are more vaginas in this world than you can shake your dick at.
The rough edges of the world are smoothed by kindess passing through mankind's lips. I want to be a passenger on that ride.
What the hell is going on?
What . . . is . . . happening to me? I feel so . . . emotional. *sniff* Like William Shatner! *Waaaahhhhh*
Grow a pair, dude!
I don't think I know you that well. Have you shaved? Down there, too?Kiss me once, and kiss me twice, and kiss me once again. It's been a long, long time.
Of course not!Have you behaving?
Of course!
The next dot.com crash will be brutal. Pack a bento box.I saw the best minds of your generation destroyed by madness, dragging themselves naked down the information highway at dawn, creating clickbait for Amazon and Google.
I could use some medication, but I'm not entirely wrong.
The answer is blowin in the wind, my friend. Or is that just ganja smoke?
Let ME have a look!
Okay, stick your thing through the hole . . .
Where do you want the holes?
I'm entertaining thoughts - is it all just a matter of plumbing. . . .
Live and love!
Don't crush that dwarf; hand me the pliers.I'm actually more back to thinking about moles, gophers, and dwarves now. Sorry!
Don't drop kick that dwarf! He's worth millions! Somebody hand me the plinth.
They walk around naked in Eldorado and Calaveras counties, too.Amador County exhibitionists.
They walk around naked in Eldorado and Calaveras counties, too.