Joe_Bob_Gautama
Sporadically lucid
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If you hold my hair while I puke real quick I'll show you a night you'll never remember.
This is how a lot of those "probed by aliens" stories get started, I'm guessing.
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If you hold my hair while I puke real quick I'll show you a night you'll never remember.
This is how a lot of those "problem child alien" stories get started, I'm guessing.
Listen, my alien child is just a little high-strung, and the slower kids on the playground are practically begging to be eaten.
And their moms are overprotective werebitches too, I'm sure. But, can you understand how that might put them off having a sleepover.
I suppose it'd be a nice view, but why would anyone want to live on the moon? It's so far away and hard to get to!
MP, that's just ridiculous and impossible!
Which means it might just work. Mankind has to keep reaching for the stars!
Just . . . stop humping the sofa, please. We have guests!Okay, so I could barely get my legs around it. But who are we if we do not strive?
Just . . . stop humping the sofa, please. We have pests!
If you'd just sit down the normal way! But I suppose it's my fault for getting you the "Happy Days" DVDs for your birthday.Sorry, honey, I thought I was jumping the loveseat, I didn't realize you were lying on it!
I blame you, and I blame myself.
Do not spit the dummy over the bitch.
That's what my lawyer told me when I was eighteen and I did that thing.
What was THAT?
Just shut the fuck up and eat me.
Yes! Mmmm...
Isn't my vibrator amazing?
No, it's terrifying. It'd take a whole football team to put that thing out of business!
True. It's all about stimulation.
It's all about anal nowadays.
I've got the electrodes ready. How many volts? 1990?
Please touch the merchandise.
I'd rather.
I'm disappointed when food doesn't live up to my expectations.
I want a happy meal that doesn't make me nauseous.