Misquote the person above you AGAIN

[Tio_Narratore]

Make it a strange lover and we have a deal.

Just how strange do you want her, Mr. Kinkster?

 

[Tio_Narratore]

Jenny Walker, narrow long-ish legs, no big melons.

I take it you like the "Twiggy" look.

 

[LizVegas79]

I take it you going for the "Twiggy" look.

When your nickname was String Bean in high school because you had no ass and no boobs (and were part Mexican) being called Twiggy meant someone thought you were fashionable (and perhaps even had a cute smile or liked your hair )

 

[Tio_Narratore]

When your nickname was Supreme Being in high school because you were a bad ass and no boob (and were part Mexican), being called Wiggy meant someone thought you were questionable (and perhaps even had a cute mule or licked your hair )

Whoa! This is getting way out of hand now!

 

[HBergeron]

Wow! She is getting me off by hand now!

Can't expect more, since she's the one driving the car.

 

[Tio_Narratore]

Can't expect more, since she's the one doing the barman.

But I just want another Tom Collins before I go.

 

[HBergeron]

But I just want another go at Joan Collins before I go.

I would still totally do her.

 

[LizVegas79]

So you had a 3way on your wedding night?!

If you invite me along on your honeymoon I promise to pack light.

 

[Tio_Narratore]

If you invite me along with your honey, I promise to play right.

The games we plan to play are not often considered "right," but we'd be happy to have you join us.

 

[Tio_Narratore]

And you are sure it will be suitable to put in my poor furrow?

It's a Deere; you'll be perfectly plowed.

 

[Tio_Narratore]

I don't want to be alone; I just wanna be suckled.

sorry; don't know what got into me...

Getting into your second infancy, then?

 

[Tio_Narratore]

So that's why she insisted on a brood nest; it had everything to do with poultry!

Yeah, I've had women give me the old "I own a chicken farm" line too. Don't believe her.

 

[Tio_Narratore]

It's Quaaludes, not Quantico that you want...

That does make quite a difference.

 

[CharleneBarr]

Vive la différence!

Encore une fois?

 

[Tio_Narratore]

Encore une foie gras?

Sure. I'm a sucker for canapés.

 

[CharleneBarr]

Sure. I suck canopies.

In England we call them rubber johnnies.

 

[dididothat]

In England I love rubbing john's.

Do you only work in England?

 

[Tio_Narratore]

I think so; I haven't met anyone else that got off by sucking recruits who tease my belly button.

I think the moderator should move this to the fetish board.

 

[dididothat]

I think the moomins should move this to the fresh fish board.

A good idea. Fresh fish is very good for you.

 

[Tio_Narratore]

A good idea. French flesh is very good for you.

As one who grew up watching BB, I wholeheartedly concur.

 

[loquere]

He's better than you!

I doubt that, I'm the best.

 

[Tio_Narratore]

You wore nothing on top; left all the others confused.

Sorry, I thought you said it was a 'come with no bra' party.

 

[Tio_Narratore]

I also mentioned to wear something understated, like grass skirts and Hawaii shorts.

Understated? What's your idea of outré?

 

[dididothat]

Underrated? What's your idea of an overture?

I'm certain I'm not posh enough to like that kind of music.

 

[Tio_Narratore]

I'm certain I'm not pouf enough to like that kind of amusment.

Maybe it's time to get in touch with your flamboyant side.