Joe_Bob_Gautama
Sporadically lucid
- Joined
- Nov 8, 2010
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You have quite a confusing relationship with the imaginary beings whose vessels you perform frottage against.
On the bright side, that’s probably not the worst of my worries.
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You have quite a confusing relationship with the imaginary beings whose vessels you perform frottage against.
On the right bride, that’s probably not the worst of my saris.
Are you sure you know what “fashion design” or “career” means?
Well, I’m tying my sister and I’m breaking into minor balling.
You really aren’t very ambitious, are you?
No, not really. The world’s gonna burst into laughter before long, and I’ll probably be the aim of that. I just want to decant for as long as I can before everything goes to shit. Have a rice wine?
Thanks, don't mind if I . . . mmm . . .
Never been mined.
You've just never bet on the right pony.
No, $100 dollars is not enough.
Hell, I’d give her a boner just for using a neat game like “Jennifer's in Bed for Candy.”
Wouldn't that be more appropriate in a round of "Jennifer's up for some slap and tickle?"
You can deride the slap, but enjoy the tickle.
It was the sickle that got me hammered!
Mosht likely it wosh the Bolshev, hic! vodka.
It's "get on your knees to suck our cocks off."
I've got a tadpole dick.
Don't worry. Somewhere in that mons her pearl is waiting just for you.
But it doesn't make her any wetter.
Dry hummus ne'er went down well..
Soak it with lemon juice and wipe it up with pita.
Spank the demon juice out of it and cite Saint Peter.
I'm not which Contrarian he was referring to, but I reject that it was Bob.
I'm in complete disagreement.
I used to be savvy.
My donut got stolen at gate three.