Misquote the person above you AGAIN

[JasonClearwater]

I didn't say 'share', I said 'eclair'. I have none. Now does it make sense?

No. Honestly, no.

 

[Tio_Narratore]

No. Honey, no.

But you promised!

 

[MagicaPractica]

But you prrrrrrromised, Jessica!

Oh, I'm sorry, honey bunny.

 

[Joe_Bob_Gautama]

Oh, I'm sorry, honey buns.

The way you stare at me as I walk away from the coffee station is really starting to make me feel uncomfortable. . . .

 

[Tio_Narratore]

Oh, I'm sorry, it's funny money.

That's a federal offense, you know; saying "sorry" isn't enough.

 

[MagicaPractica]

Ouch! I dropped my mug of coffee over my lap after you flashed your cash.

I was rinsing spinach for salad. Time for an eye exam?

 

[Tio_Narratore]

I was tensing sphincters for anal. Time for a rectal "exam?"

Ready and eager, my dear!

 

[loquere]

I was expecting Beef Pork Chicken or maybe maybe fish, but every thing on this menu is green leafy or tofuish, eew. Thank god I carry emergency hot dogs in my pocket

This is a vegan restaurant, we talked about this. Okay wow, that's embarrassing why do you have pocket meat!

 

[MagicaPractica]

Why is your pocket bloody?

Pocket meat?

 

[loquere]

I love meat.

Well I have meat, so are we doing this or what?

 

[MagicaPractica]

Well I have the meat, so are we sewing this or what?

That's black magic, blood magic, not my area.

 

[loquere]

That's black cock, it's just not my thing.

That's racist MP.

 

[MagicaPractica]

That's defacing property, MP.

But I wanna be just like Banksy! Street art is cool!

 

[loquere]

But I wanna be just like the Banks! Screwing people over gets me off!

MP that's not cool girlfriend.

 

[MagicaPractica]

MP that's some dirty pool, girlfriend.

Hey, billiard tables are not just for 9 ball anymore.

 

[Joe_Bob_Gautama]

Hey, I know what a cue stick looks like, and that ain’t it.

Dammit, looks like I’m gonna have to replace the felt again.

 

[MagicaPractica]

Dammit, when am I ever gonna get felt up again?

I don't know. Try wearing tighter jeans?

 

[LizVegas79]

I don't know. Try not wearing jeans?

Excuse me sir, do you think my skirt's too short?

 

[MagicaPractica]

Excuse me sir . . . ?

*pulls the neckline of her blouse out to check* Nope.

 

[Tio_Narratore]

*pulls the necktie of her louse to choke him* Hope springs eternal.

You go for it, girl!

 

[Tio_Narratore]

Awww, why do I have a little one?

It's just one of nature's jokes, I'm afraid.

 

[Captainnumnuts]

I can't shrug it off

Do what comes natural.

 

[Tio_Narratore]

Do what? It's so unnatural!

Really? I thought everybody did it.

 

[loquere]

Really? I thought everybody was going to be wearing a costume, now I feel ridiculous.

The invitation clearly states don't wear anything ridiculous. I am very disappointed in you.

 

[MagicaPractica]

The invitation clearly states don't wear anything. I am very disappointed.

Maybe you need to take things a little slower, let her get comfortable first.