Joe_Bob_Gautama
Sporadically lucid
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"My mom sucks. She really just does,"
said Chlamydia Rose Smith of the UK . . .
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-4124352/Parents-share-worst-baby-names-ve-heard.html
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"My mom sucks. She really just does,"
She said it was Chlamydia but all she knows is his last name was Smith.
Ah, sometimes something just seems like a perfectly fine idea.
Ah, sometimes we men think with our penises, and that my friends is why the world is so fucked up.
Men are doomed to spending their lives fixing things they broke to begin with.
I rest my cock.
Hmm . . . that really didn't do it for me.
Just stop creeping around my underwear!
Listen, I'm just the housekeeper. I do the laundry, I clean, I riffle through your drawers and gawk at your condoms and lube and peculiar choice of toys, and then I go home.
I pretty much assume everyone does it.
Where are the geeks you can just pay by feeding them?
Well, one of them just interrupted my web cam show.
Please allow a man his bawdy St. Swithin's Day fantasies.
Here, boy! Google, google, fetch!
A rat's gotta do what a rat's gotta do. They're as social as Republicans, y'know. But cleaner.I love July 15. Bastille Day is always such fun. Tear down that prison! (But don't let rats nibble my aging balls.)
I don't know what day Bastille Day falls on, but I have a compulsive need to say something.
Just the facts, ma'am.
He was like no one you've ever seen or heard of before.
Ma'am, there's not a lot we can do.
I have a bruise right here!
But this is just not noteworthy.
But we NEED to increase the mutation rate, or else our alien masters will lose their quest for global domination! Then where will we be?Okay, Yglesias, it's back to the drawing board. We WILL find a substitute for radioactive clay. Stop pouting.
Actually, I think we're better off without those human interest pieces.
Q: Why wasn't Jesus born in Alabama?But it's Saturnalia! Time to dance stoned and naked around the burning tree! Fine, you stick to department store Santas and their sexually ambiguous elves. I'm gonna party!
Rabbits and eggs! Maybe it's a good time to avoid guys?