MichaelinChina
Cybergypsy
- Joined
- Mar 28, 2012
- Posts
- 40,103
Some day I will make love to you
ugh, too late my love.
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Some day I will make love to you
ugh, I hate my gloves.
I know how to keep your fingers warm
Mmmmmmmm, do me, you wicked wicked woman!
How shall I do you? Let me get on my knees.
You sure know how to tease a man.
I don't give a damn about the Earth's rotation.
Well, I suppose it matters but it's not something I know about much either.
Off with there heads!
"But her majesty asked if I'd like sodomy in the gardens.... No my ass too sore!"
When she gets on a mattress she transforms from a quiet modest librarian; she changes into a whole other woman.
".... Do you mean, she can fuck herself?"
You have a great figure, would you like to go out some time?
"Woe I'm not attracted to women!
Ops! Wrong number, try a different one.
Ops! Wrong hole, try a different one.
But you've only got one dick down there
Whoa slow down. The librarian is off limits.Yeah, and I'm gonna use it on as many women as I can
Whoa slow down. The librarian is sore.
Well that really fucks up the whole day.
Look on the bright side, her sister is coming and it might get better.
Aristo porn isn't my thing, even if it's yours.Look on the bright side, the knight is coming and it might get better.
I don't know how to say this, I should have told you long ago I'm.... I'm a pornstar. God... your going to dump me now. Of course you are, what would a brain surgeon want with a pornstar.
"I'm above you."
Yep - some people are like pigeons, you know they're going to shit on you.What a scary thing that is!