RubiDia
Literotica Guru
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- Jan 15, 2017
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Detente bouiffant croissant. My dictionary is bigger than yours.Your lipstick's all over my truck. I don't know why you think you're so lucky.
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Detente bouiffant croissant. My dictionary is bigger than yours.Your lipstick's all over my truck. I don't know why you think you're so lucky.
Detente bouiffant croissant. My dictionary is bigger than yours.
Men of the cloth have been known to ask me if my husband swings that way.
Detente bouiffant[???] croissant. My dickie is bigger than yours.
I always get so horny that I cum when we go to church - is that wrong?
Every little thing. When are you going to learn to relax?Forgive me for saying I'd like to take you on vacation.
Avery's little thing. When are you going to lean towards sex?
You are so right! Maybe, one day, the South rise and be the source of something beautiful!
But not today, I’m afraid.
I'm afraid your chance has passed...
Did no-one tell you that ‘Slut of the Month’ has been canceled since Daisy’s maternity leave started?
So what's a girl gotta do to get some guys around here?
Is that how it will work when women are in charge?
Is that whore at work now?
You want some help with that?I didn't ask you to look; I asked for a book! Kay? You can stay with my sisters.
You want some wench with that?
Now that's what I call a pied piper wish!
Honey... not with my parents in the house.
Really? Because they must have been celibrating monkeys all their lives, right?
Oh dear, someone is ringing the doorbell!
Jesus Christ!
It's Sunday!
Drat! God is testing me again....
I'm putting myself in charge.
Your elastic go in your briefs? See the complaint department.You can't be worse than inspector 45.
You're so sexy!
Stop! I'm putting you in charge of America, Liz.