Penuche
On your feet, damn it!
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- Sep 27, 2015
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But the listings said you'd do anything for half what she charges.You want next door's whore.
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But the listings said you'd do anything for half what she charges.You want next door's whore.
But I'm listing already.
I don't care. I want him dead!
You just can't react that way when someone throws a snow ball at you!
It's August and he has been in the freezer for 8 months, his balls are dead. I want him defrosted!
Who do you have in your freezer?
Once when I was at the Rocky Mountain Hotel, I ate a deer named Mr. Green Jeans.
Are you high right now?
I need 1200 bottles of tylenol 3, and I can pay with 1200 cats.
Help, the Police are here!
Keep flushing!
Diarrhea fucks!
There's fetish and then there's just plain dick...
I kinda like the blue ribbon Pabst.
*Sputters* I'm not a big BJer, but even I know there's more bitter out there.
My semen is so sweet I use it in all the coffee served at my cafe
HOLLY FUCKS!.... I'm calling the health department! SHE'S SURE SICK!
Calm down; maybe it'll grow back.
AHHHHHHHHHHH! Unnnh unh unh uhn ooooooooh oh oh OH OH OH!!! You're so good to me!
Ben and Jerry's ice cream, is my favorite ice cream.
I prefer plain vanilla.
Um, ya know, I don't think that's why most people are mean when they play villainous sex games. Though I suppose definitions have changed.
There must be at least fifty shades of eggshell in my henhouse.
How many chicks do you have? We only have a dozen, but they do procure some lonely boys who speculate in blue chips.
I can't see.