Isolated Blurt Thread

[fieryjen]

Someone remind me why I'm doing this job.

 

[carsonshepherd]

I need to win the fucking lottery

 

[MrsDeathlynx]

Shut the fuck up already. Just shut up. Jesus fucking Christ you're obnoxious.

Non-Lit related:

I wish you'd stop talking to me. It's like nails on a chalkboard some days and today is one of those days.

*hugs for both of you*

I need to win the fucking lottery

I second that! *thinks it would help if she played...*

 

[DesertPirate]

Someone remind me why I'm doing this job.

*Hugs*

 

[ABSTRUSE]

Oh sweet jesus no!.....I'm on hold on the phone and its a nightmare...."Girl from Ipanema!!"

I want to rip my ears off

 

[TheeGoatPig]

Someone remind me why I'm doing this job.

You need the money. That is the only reason why I work.

 

[TxRad]

Oh sweet jesus no!.....I'm on hold on the phone and its a nightmare...."Girl from Ipanema!!"

I want to rip my ears off

Then how would you keep your hair out of your face.

 

[ABSTRUSE]

Then how would you keep your hair out of your face.

I almost chewed my hair off!

 

[sirgary]

I almost chewed my hair off!

...mmmmmmmm...hair....with a little salt, it can be quite tasty...

 

[Tarakin]

Okay so I'm going to say this and hope it doesn't jinx it.

I like a boy.
And he likes me.

And if when we meet we keep liking each other, this is going to be a good good thing.

I'm so scared!

I wish you the very best

 

[Tarakin]

Someone remind me why I'm doing this job.

Cause you do it well from all you posted here,
cause someone has to do it,
cause you are the only hope of some of them,
and cause not all of them are arrogant pregnant 15-year olds.

Have faith, have hope. There are rewards, though they are scarce.

 

[damppanties]

I look scary today. Ugh.

 

[Tarakin]

I look scary today. Ugh.

Somehow I can't believe that.

 

[damppanties]

Somehow I can't believe that.

My right eye is bloodshot. Believe it.

I. Look. Scary.

eta: I'm not complaining, just commenting. It's amusing to me.

 

[Tarakin]

My right eye is bloodshot. Believe it.

I. Look. Scary.

eta: I'm not complaining, just commenting. It's amusing to me.

Your right eye is behind that flower, so noone will notice!

 

[Vermilion]

As Sweet, by Wendy Cope

It's all because we're so alike -
Twin souls, we two.
We smile at the expression, yes,
And know it's true.

I told the shrink. He gave our love
A different name.
But he can call it what he likes -
It's still the same.

I long to see you, hear your voice,
My narcissistic object-choice.

 

[damppanties]

Your right eye is behind that flower, so noone will notice!

True. Maybe I should walk about with those in front of my face today. I wonder how that'll go down at work...

A: "Dampy, why are you holding those leaf things in front of your face?"

*Dampy removes leafy things*

A: "Aaargh! Oh my God!" *crosses herself and runs away screaming*

 

[cloudy]

the South Africans are coming! The South Africans are coming!

 

[FatDino]

the South Africans are coming! The South Africans are coming!

for the lovebirds.

 

[ABSTRUSE]

the South Africans are coming! The South Africans are coming!

There is a Sexy South Africa walking around in Philly airport. She's singing "City of brotherly love ... Place I call home ..." to me on the phone. She's on a lay over and then soon to be here!!!

I told her to get to her gate and dont move!

 

[fieryjen]

*Hugs*

Thanks

You need the money. That is the only reason why I work.

That's true. I do need the money. But I work basically a full-time job and get paid part-time. That's very frustrating.

Cause you do it well from all you posted here,
cause someone has to do it,
cause you are the only hope of some of them,
and cause not all of them are arrogant pregnant 15-year olds.

Have faith, have hope. There are rewards, though they are scarce.

Thanks.
I know everyone says teachers are supposed to be inspirational, but sometimes I feel like what I do does not matter at all.

Maybe I've just forgotten how to look at the positive sides. I have a feeling I'm getting disillusioned way too soon.

 

[Chantilyvamp]

*bangs head on the wall making her headache worse* I'm going in circles! Why am I going in circles? Because they did not put any of the information they are asking me on the goddamn test question in the book or on the websites we are to use as a reference!

*sighs* and goes to sort through it all one more time in hopes I just fucked up and missed it.

 

[starrkers]

If we all stood in the same room talking, would we understand each other?

So many accents!

 

[cloudy]

If we all stood in the same room talking, would we understand each other?

So many accents!

You oughtta hear mine....it's probably very unique, considering its a mix of Southern and Ojibway reservation (think Maggie on Northern Exposure).

I only have to say two words on the phone, and my voice is instantly recognizable.

 

[CeriseNoire]

All a person can do is watch.

Even though I'm sure it wasn't meant to be, it's the perfect answer to my blurt.