I have your Naughtycakes...

[Batch]

Looks like a nice little town.

it is a dreamy spot for tired travelers

the beds are very comfy

and I am trying to eat my taco salad with my fingers.

hiya, sweetie.

 

[Redatlit]

St Peter will always be
a hockey fan to some degree
He thinks Ms Cakes is the one and only
and has taken her off to his personal zamboni
He'll bring her back when she raises a stink
and demands a reprieve from the hockey rink.
He'll plead and beg to no avail
cuz she's a saucy wench who will prevail.
So bring her back, our Naughtycakes
or we'll track you down.................and kick your ass.

 

[Saint Peter]

I have written her enough poetry- given her enough reason to return.
Her is a little something I prepared earlier...

Our Naughty, who art my heaven,
hallowed be thy name.
Thy maketh me come,
thy will is done,
on earth as it is in heaven
Give me this day my daily cake.
And forgive me my trespasses,
as I forgive those who trespass against me.
And lead us directly into temptation,
but deliver us such evil.
For thine is the kingdom, the power and the glory. for ever and ever. The Cakes.

Wow. That is very nice.

 

[Batch]

I bet it is not even snowing there.

no, it isn't

you should have danced with me in the snow last night

 

[IndieSnob]

St Peter will always be
a hockey fan to some degree
He thinks Ms Cakes is the one and only
and has taken her off to his personal zamboni
He'll bring her back when she raises a stink
and demands a reprieve from the hockey rink.
He'll plead and beg to no avail
cuz she's a saucy wench who will prevail.
So bring her back, our Naughtycakes
or we'll track you down.................and kick your ass.

Showoff!

 

[thør]

it is a dreamy spot for tired travelers

the beds are very comfy

and I am trying to eat my taco salad with my fingers.

hiya, sweetie.

I enjoy eating with my fingers....

I will do that the next time in Utah.....

 

[iceburg1]

It was a half assed poem
Written in haste

I am talking about a serious kickass display of wordsmithing here.

i'm going to have to do a bit of lightning smithing before long

 

[Saint Peter]

St Peter will always be
a hockey fan to some degree
He thinks Ms Cakes is the one and only
and has taken her off to his personal zamboni
He'll bring her back when she raises a stink
and demands a reprieve from the hockey rink.
He'll plead and beg to no avail
cuz she's a saucy wench who will prevail.
So bring her back, our Naughtycakes
or we'll track you down.................and kick your ass.

Use of the word Zamboni counts for bonus points!

 

[Batch]

I enjoy eating with my fingers....

I will do that the next time in Utah.....

it is working out nicely

i get to lick my fingers, too

 

[thør]

it is working out nicely

i get to lick my fingers, too

no pics?

 

[Batch]

He said you and Booze were canoodling when you went to visit him.

Ah, if he said it, then it must be true.

 

[Redatlit]

Use of the word Zamboni counts for bonus points!

I was going to try to work in a line about Patrick Roy, but I was afraid no one would get the rhyme.

 

[Batch]

no pics?

of me licking my fingers?

 

[Saint Peter]

no, it isn't

you should have danced with me in the snow last night

I was concerned you would slip on the ice.

 

[thør]

of me licking my fingers?

of course.......

 

[Saint Peter]

I was going to try to work in a line about Patrick Roy, but I was afraid no one would get the rhyme.

Including Roy would have almost possible maybe brought back Naughtycakes.

 

[thør]

I was concerned you would slip on the ice.

You could have held her up.......

 

[Redatlit]

Including Roy would have almost possible maybe brought back Naughtycakes.

Damn.

 

[Batch]

I was concerned you would slip on the ice.

as I haven't my snow legs... *nods*

 

[Saint Peter]

You could have held her up.......

She had travelers' checks.

Sucked.

 

[thør]

She had travelers' checks.

A thumb under the waistband of her pants......

 

[Batch]

She had travelers' checks.

Sucked.

*checks pockets*

 

[HB1965]

Ah, if he said it, then it must be true.

No I don't think so.

 

[iceburg1]

Damn.

oh this is just madness !!

he is going to keep naughty,
no poem will ever be good enough

 

[Saint Peter]

oh this is just madness !!

he is going to keep naughty,
no poem will ever be good enough

Naughtycakes is making me cookies. She sends her love.