I Demand An Immediate Retraction And Apology

[3113]

Unless he's/she's picked to go on Judge Judy's program, he'll/she'll never see the inside of a courtroom.

Oh. Wouldn't that be fun? All of us on Judge Judy trying to explain all this? "Well, she claimed to be a Dom...."

 

[BeachGurl2]

Damn. I thought this person left lit. Now s/he is trying to drum up support on the AH? But you're all being great sports about it. A group on the BDSM board did a little karaoke in the threads.

Just FYI - there are several personals on both the BDSM Personals and the GLBT Personals from both PrincessGoddess and CreateASheMale. Both have been posing as both sub and dom and both are giving each other kudos. Hmmm, I think the role of Sybil has already been cast . . .

 

[TheeGoatPig]

I hope you don't mind.... But I am stealing that Pixs

It's not mine anyway. I stole it to begin with

 

[TheeGoatPig]

Oh. Wouldn't that be fun? All of us on Judge Judy trying to explain all this? "Well, she claimed to be a Dom...."

I would love to be called to testify in that courtroom, just so that I could explain to the judge why their time is being wasted

"I posted a video clip of singing mice from a Serbian children's show, and then I called the original topic creator an attention whore."

 

[Guest]

In all seriousness, it's rather coincidental that the back-peddling and damage-control exercise began almost immediately after Sher posted this:

Two semi-serious questions for the group at large:

1. Is it actually possible to libel someone's anonymous identity? I'm assuming that Goddess is neither a legal surname nor a registered DBA. (As in, "Betty-Sue O'Goddess, doing business as Princess Goddess.")

2.If the answer to the first question is yes, and a Lit writer were to sue for libel in defense of his or her alt, would that not expose the writer to possible criminal action as a pornographer?

In the USA at least, the Supreme Court has extended only the most vague protection to sexually explicit expression: that which does not offend 'community standards.' When the community is Literotica, it's one thing. When it's Poughkeepsie or Fort Lauderdale or some other real-world jurisdiction, community standards are a whole new bag of ball-gags.

Just saying.

I think you made a very valid point.

 

[glynndah]

You mean it's over? I was just getting fitted for my troll suit... Rats!

 

[DesertPirate]

If you ignore the original poster and the alts and just read the regular AHers comments this is actually pretty funny.

 

[redpaint]

If you ignore the original poster and the alts and just read the regular AHers comments this is actually pretty funny.

Yip I was hoping for more laughs today from it.

 

[glynndah]

Yip I was hoping for more laughs today from it.

I'm gonna miss Princesscreateahowarddadmaster and his/her ever-cheery threads. *sigh*

 

[sr71plt]

Well, I certainly missed something by traveling and composing new stories over the past two days. Then again . . .

 

[shereads]

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I think you made a very valid point.

Thank you, Your Twatness.



By the way, Lou, the buffet fare is much improved since your return to the AH. Fresher shrimp, cruder crudité, etc. You've been disciplining the caterers, right?

 

[Guest]

Thank you, Your Twatness.



By the way, Lou, the buffet fare is much improved since your return to the AH. Fresher shrimp, cruder crudité, etc. You've been disciplining the caterers, right?

"Your Twatness" love that.

Awww, thank you! I simply add a little seasoning, as do so many here. As for me disciplining the caterers... I use the carrot and stick approach. Some get a swift slap on the arse if they're slacking, but if they have a cheeky grin and expressive eyebrows, they get the "incentive treatment".

 

[DesertPirate]

I am here to demand from the Literotica.com website owners and management, and from Ms. Francisco herself, an immediate retraction and removal from the Literotica.com bulletin boards of these outlandish and unsubstantiated claims, and furthermore demand a substantial apology for the damage that has been sustained to both my personal and professional life, and upon my character. I have earned the right, through my presentation here, to receive such retractions and apologies.

I demand an immediate blowjob
Lets see who gets what they want

 

[Guest]

Allright - who wants tequila?

*brandishing a 40 ponder in each hand*

Anyone got lime?

 

[Liar]

Allright - who wants tequila?

*brandishing a 40 ponder in each hand*

Anyone got lime?

Lime? You don't drink it straight? What kind of a man are you?

 

[Jenny_Jackson]

For someone who claims to write with care, percision and lucidity, I'm confused. "...I'm going to heel you." What is that? Is she going to make the other person into a foot, maybe a shoe or is she following close behind?

This person needs to go back and read what she wrote. I'm glad I didn't write that mess.

 

[glynndah]

For someone who claims to write with care, percision and lucidity, I'm confused. "...I'm going to heel you." What is that? Is she going to make the other person into a foot, maybe a shoe or is she following close behind?

This person needs to go back and read what she wrote. I'm glad I didn't write that mess.

I think she's going to stab us with her stilettos. Those spike heels can be very dangerous.

 

[neonlyte]

For someone who claims to write with care, percision and lucidity, I'm confused. "...I'm going to heel you." What is that? Is she going to make the other person into a foot, maybe a shoe or is she following close behind?

This person needs to go back and read what she wrote. I'm glad I didn't write that mess.

I'm going to heal you! She obviously thinks the other person is unwell

By the way, after the best part of a week shouldn't the thread title be changed to "A Retraction Would be Nice... but Never Mind. I'm Sorry to Have Bothered You."

 

[redpaint]

I see the PG watch is still going. We now have food and drink here.

 

[Emperor_Nero]

I demand an immediate blowjob
Lets see who gets what they want

Good luck with that Pirate

Although a long shot, I'm guessing your chances are still better than hers

 

[Xelebes]

For someone who claims to write with care, percision and lucidity, I'm confused. "...I'm going to heel you." What is that? Is she going to make the other person into a foot, maybe a shoe or is she following close behind?

This person needs to go back and read what she wrote. I'm glad I didn't write that mess.

I think "to heel" means to put a person underneath their heel, in a figurative manner at least.

 

[Stella_Omega]

By the way, Lou, the buffet fare is much improved since your return to the AH. Fresher shrimp, cruder crudité, etc. You've been disciplining the caterers, right?

The Swedish Meatballs are rounder, too. Did you notice?

"Your Twatness" love that.

Awww, thank you! I simply add a little seasoning, as do so many here. As for me disciplining the caterers... I use the carrot and stick approach. Some get a swift slap on the arse if they're slacking, but if they have a cheeky grin and expressive eyebrows, they get the "incentive treatment".

A carrot in the right place can work wonders. *nods*

I like to roll a condom over it first, though, just sayin'

 

[Liar]

The Swedish Meatballs are rounder, too. Did you notice?

*backs slowly out of room*

 

[Stella_Omega]

*backs slowly out of room*

Oh, stand still, what are you afraid of?

 

[The_Fool]

Mistress Stella to the rescue. Removal of Danglies at no additional charge.