How do you take sexy pictures of yourself?

Borogoves

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Honestly I feel dumb for asking this, but while in the past I've enjoyed sending and receiving pics of people I know, I've never been much into general visual porn, so I just don't have a good concept of what I'm doing.

1. How close is too close when it comes to taking close up pics? I know that if all you can see is, like, a butthole, you're probably too close, but what about, say, a whole butt? Or is that fun in context of other pics but boring by itself? What's a good ratio of full body pics to close ups?

2. Speaking of multiple pics, if I wanted to do like... a striptease, how do I do that? Do you take pictures /as/ you are taking your clothes off, or before/after each piece of clothing?

2a. Do you do "stories?" Like "oh I'm a stuck-up librarian, but if I unbutton my shirt a bit, you can see a collar, and oh my skirt lifted and you can see my garter straps, and so forth" or is that just... Overly complicated, especially if you don't want to put effort into the backdrop?

2b. If themes are good, where do you get ideas from?

3. How do you figure out what positions/angles you look best in without having to like... reset your phones self timer constantly? Do you just put it on video for a while and do screen grabs or what?

4. How good are people on here at judging how sexy you'd look if they /were/ attracted to you? Like... I'm a trans guy, I'm very apathetic about shaving, I know I'm not everyone's cup of tea. I just want to... I guess kind of build a sexting portfolio? Is this the wrong place for that?

5. How worried should I be about irl people recognizing me? I forget faces and bodies very easily, so I'm not a good judge on what's recognizable and what's not.
 
There's like a bazillion examples in here, with an extremely wide range of types, from the extreme genital close up to the fully clothed. What do you prefer? Go with that genre.
In my experience, the best results come from just playing around. For every photo that's in my thread, I've probably taken 30-50 others. The phone timer will take something like five shots in a row. The laptop camera will just keep taking shots at 2 or 5 second intervals until I tell it to stop. Also, editing is your friend. Cropping especially - often there's a bit of a photo that's really good but the rest is rubbish. I play with contrast, lighting, and filters in the editing - it's all super simple to do. I usually use the basic photo editing software that's just in the computer, but phones have similar functions as well. Do think a bit about your background though ... some things are tricky to edit out, and I'm a stickler for a good composition. I find a microwave or a toilet in shot puts me off a bit. (I accidentally ended up with a sleeping cat in some photos I did ... I've kept that for a laugh, but I also now religiously scan the room before I turn the camera on.)
Often I have an idea of what I'm going to do. About 50% of the time that works out. A whole heap of my photos are just random things that happened while I was trying something else. One of the best ones I've ever taken (although it's not online now) was when I was leaning into the computer to turn the camera off.
 
You're overthinking. Just have fun and follow some rules:

Never include your face in a pic you wouldnt be happy for your dad to see. Because it's the internet and the internet is forever and I found out the hard way.

Never assume a guy is going to look at your pic and not download it and share it around. Never share a pic in PM you wouldnt be happy blah blah

In my experience guys are very simplistic. The sooner they see your puss, the sooner they lose interest. A tease is sexier than a close up biology lesson.

 
You're overthinking. Just have fun and follow some rules:

Never include your face in a pic you wouldnt be happy for your dad to see. Because it's the internet and the internet is forever and I found out the hard way.

Never assume a guy is going to look at your pic and not download it and share it around. Never share a pic in PM you wouldnt be happy blah blah

In my experience guys are very simplistic. The sooner they see your puss, the sooner they lose interest. A tease is sexier than a close up biology lesson.

Perfect example of a tease. (And if I wanna see a pussy, I can go to one of the zillion porn sites.)
 
Set up your phone on video. That way you can catch a screen shot and crop as needed. You can also see what you want to show or don't want to show.
 
In my experience guys are very simplistic. The sooner they see your puss, the sooner they lose interest. A tease is sexier than a close up biology lesson.
The OP needs to read this multiple times.

Best advise ever.

If you want a guy to start drooling and beg you for more.... not demand more...but beg for more because you have him so hooked on a desire for you....

Show less.

Make him earn more. With whatever you need.

Do you want compliments? Do you want him to tell you how aroused you make him? Do you want him to send his own pics?

Go slow and you WILL stay in control of the exchange and you will get what you are looking for in return.

Plus if he doesn't connect with you the right way you'll see that over a short time and can back away before you give up anything you don't want to share with someone you don't really trust.

Also...to Lucy specifically in regards to the pic she shared in this thread.... 👍 Thank you, on behalf of humanity. You have made the internet a more beautiful place.
 
I can't help you. Whenever I've tried, I ended up breaking the camera.
 
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