How do I ask my wife for a FLESHLIGHT??? ......

[JJA122]

how-to-survive-a-long-distance-relationship

 

[JadeNYC]

Can you have a friend buy one and ship it for you? I am sure EVERY ONE of your buddies will understand. Yeah you might have to take some ribbing from them but who cares - it will be worth it!

 

[Wonderer67]

I’d suggest having a conversation with her about it. You will never know if she’s open to the idea or not if you don’t broach it with her. You have your needs too. If she’s not open to it, you still have your hand.

I was in the army and went thru deployments as well. It’s not easy and not very private.

 

[PapaDan]

I'm 37 M deployed overseas, and my hand is just getting old for me. I wanted to ask my wife for a "fleshligth" but I'm too worried she will get mad.

My wife is type of women who hate's porn, and don't like the concept of masturbation. Its not about religion, is more because she feels that's cheating in some kind of way.

I have 8 more months here and if it was up to me I would prefer flesh light. to keep me from wanting the real thing. I mean in all honesty, I even consider asking for an extender, I mean why not I still have a long time here and I don't loose anything on trying them out to see if they work.

what would be the best way to bring the question? or should i just try and ask somebody else

If she wanted to buy a vibrator/dildo, do you really think she would ask you?

If you've been celibate since you've been overseas, and she's been celibate since you've been gone, she either has a lover, or she's masturbating. Women need sex just as much as we do.

 

[KimGordon67]

If she wanted to buy a vibrator/dildo, do you really think she would ask you?

If you've been celibate since you've been overseas, and she's been celibate since you've been gone, she either has a lover, or she's masturbating. Women need sex just as much as we do.

Actually, I've gone extremely long periods with sex or masturbating - I would say up to, if not more than, a year. Try to not over-generalise.

 

[hulmule]

Feel you pain, I'm about ready to ask my wife about getting one for myself. I want the real thing though, cant believe those feel that good.

 

[Thatfuckenmexican]

Use her card she'll figure it out.

 

[bobb_sledd]

Well see that was my idea before I left right. Now I have the cash, but what good is that if I'm in the middle of the desert, lol. Not like I can just get in my car and drive to the nearest Adam and eve store. Bad planning in my part.

My bad. I assumed you were deployed somewhere that had an exchange/BX/AFFES that sells gift cards. Errrr

 

[sandybrooke]

Just buy the damn thing and let her get mad. You can beard that lion today or live the rest of your life like this.

Best advise so far. How long are you going to let her control what you do with your money or body?
This can have long lasting consequences son. Fuck her and buy the damn fleshlight!

 

[Catsandtats]

There is an easy way to get around this, which is buy a pre-paid credit card and use that, so she can't see what you are buying.

The complicated thing is managing a relationship with someone who doesn't want you to masterbate, but you can figure that part out on your own.

 

[Lady2020]

I guess I'm very naive. I had to google fleshlight.

 

[buckobeachboy]

man up and just buy one

when she complains, tell her, well I could just cheat on you

 

[Curious2019a]

Nike. Just do it. Better to ask for forgiveness than permission

Just do it

 

[HappySpouse]

...If not, PM me. I am willing to help anyone serving in our military. It's the least I can do.

I’m sure this offer was made with the best of intentions, but if she considers masturbation a borderline cheating offense, then having women from the internet buy you sex toys is probably a bad idea. Also, I would advise against the other complicated behind her back maneuvers. That’s all dishonesty that would only compound her negative feelings.

I don’t know how much privacy you are afforded over there, but the suggestion of using something like the Max and Nora from Lovense is a good one. If she’s not up for that it is an easy next ask for a personal toy (fleshlight). Doesn’t mean you’ll get a yes, but it might be a good way to ask.

 

[NemoNautilus]

Buy it from Amazon

 

[oneblueye]

hey...

you DON'T ask for permission... you ask for forgiveness.

 

[scorpiobabe]

sexy~

 

[gxnn]

I guess I'm very naive. I had to google fleshlight.

I was naive like you too, but I know it is a product for male self-pleasure and it is very likely a product made in China. Its Chinese name is known as "airplane cup"飞机杯, but which is not intened to be used on board an airplane, LOL. Because wanking is known as "shooting an airplane with your flying cum" in the Chinese context.

 

[hangdawg]

You can get a cash loaded credit card from the grocery store. Honestly man if she is that up in your business that you can't spend any money without her knowing you have more problems than a fleshlight. But, you can load the card from the store with cash, go online and use that card to buy one, have it delivered and she won't know. If she's that on point with you I'm sure the buying of a toy is much better than you going out and getting a "cash only massage" at a parlor so you shouldn't even feel guilty. You can also get a buddy to use their card and then give them cash. You can also open a new account at a local only type bank where you are and then get a debit card from that bank. It'll take a couple days but you will have access to an account that she knows nothing about. Use that and if she asks then you just say you opened it for Christmas gift purchases because you don't want her knowing what you bought. She can't look because it'll ruin Christmas type stuff so it's off limits to her since it's a gift only account. You just happened to buy a gift for yourself. So you're not even lying to her. It's a gift!

 

[AloneTooLong]

probably not too many grocery stores out in the desert.

 

[NEOhio1972]

Wife is not a fan of porn and definitely doesn't know I am here. However she does know that I have one and get off a LOT with and without it. I recommend it!!!!

 

[Curvycutiepie]

Ok this is a little strange. Firstly I didn’t understand why you needed her permission and couldn’t just buy it yourself but I see you have joint accounts. (Incidentally not something I’d advise for lots of reasons). Secondly you’re both young so I really think her aversion to you masturbating is going to cause bigger problems as time goes on. And thirdly lots of places that sell sex toys etc are discreet with how it appears on your bank statement so there’s definitely a way around it.