Have you ever_____?

[Porkwarrior]

I'd say you got caught.
As far as returning? No, what I end up with I keep.

HYE gone out wearing undies and came home without them?

All the time, damn things are worse than socks for wandering off!

HYE had your underwear stapled to the ceiling of a bar for a free drink?

 

[NotHisLady]

All the time, damn things are worse than socks for wandering off!

HYE had your underwear stapled to the ceiling of a bar for a free drink?

LOL no, the ones I wear usually cost more than the drink

HYE taken off your underwear and given them to your date while you were out?

 

[crazychemgirl]

LOL no, the ones I wear usually cost more than the drink

HYE taken off your underwear and given them to your date while you were out?

yes.

HYE: fucked in a public washroom?

 

[Porkwarrior]

yes.

HYE: fucked in a public washroom?

More than once in the last month.


HYE picked a restaurant to take a date to based solely on the fuckability of the washroom?

 

[NotHisLady]

More than once in the last month.


HYE picked a restaurant to take a date to based solely on the fuckability of the washroom?

'fraid not but proximity to the hotel...

HYE masturbated in a public bathroom?

 

[crazychemgirl]

'fraid not but proximity to the hotel...

HYE masturbated in a public bathroom?

no.

HYE: fucked an inanimate object?

 

[Porkwarrior]

'fraid not but proximity to the hotel...

HYE masturbated in a public bathroom?

Nope, I am a comfort loving homebody wanker.

HYE masturbated somebody else in public?

 

[InSlowMotion]

Nope, I am a comfort loving homebody wanker.

HYE masturbated somebody else in public?

Yep, girlfriend in a park. She had conveniently forgotten her panties at home and wore think silky pants that got damp really quickly.

HYE given yourself a hands-free orgasm?

 

[NotHisLady]

Nope, I am a comfort loving homebody wanker.

HYE masturbated somebody else in public?

does a parked car count?
oh, wait--I only started with my hands!!

HYE gotten a BJ while you were driving?

 

[Porkwarrior]

does a parked car count?
oh, wait--I only started with my hands!!

HYE gotten a BJ while you were driving?

Yes, they were all kind of awkward because I've only ever driven two door imports. We worked it out though.


HYE tried to play on a motorcycle?

 

[crazychemgirl]

Yes, they were all kind of awkward because I've only ever driven two door imports. We worked it out though.


HYE tried to play on a motorcycle?

no.

HYE: fucked in a lake?

 

[NotHisLady]

no.

HYE: fucked in a lake?

not a lake

how about a pool?

 

[c4tchme]

No

A sandpit?

 

[MaxSmith]

not a lake

how about a pool?

Yep.

HYE in a hot tub

 

[Porkwarrior]

No

A sandpit?

Does a beach in a former gravel quarry count? Then yes. And sand sucks.


HYE had sex outdoors in moonlight?

 

[crazychemgirl]

Does a beach in a former gravel quarry count? Then yes. And sand sucks.


HYE had sex outdoors in moonlight?

no.

HYE: had sex in a park at night?

 

[Porkwarrior]

no.

HYE: had sex in a park at night?

Yup, 2nd time was on the jungle gym at the Rotary Club.

HYE wished you had a better 1st time losing your virginity story?

 

[NotHisLady]

no.

HYE: had sex in a park at night?

no, but that moonlight sounds nice--have to put it on my list

as for the other one--
I'd give almost anything to be able to change my 'first time' story (I have once or twice though)

HYE had sex in a Motel 6 (or place of like quality?)

 

[m_anew1]

no.

HYE: had sex in a park at night?

Only if oral counts.

HYE had sex in a train/plane?

 

[crazychemgirl]

Only if oral counts.

HYE had sex in a train/plane?

no.

HYE: left someone in handcuffs?

 

[m_anew1]

no.

HYE: left someone in handcuffs?

LOL no.

HYE been blindfolded for sex?

 

[crazychemgirl]

LOL no.

HYE been blindfolded for sex?

yes.

HYE: teased someone til they came?

 

[NotHisLady]

yes.

HYE: teased someone til they came?

that's fun--see how long it can take

HYE been teased by someone who wouldn't quite let you come--at least for a while?

 

[LynetteLovett]

that's fun--see how long it can take

HYE been teased by someone who wouldn't quite let you come--at least for a while?

No, but I have done the teasing.

HYE flirted with someone and they automatically assumed you wanted sex?

 

[c4tchme]

Yes

Have you ever thrown a drink you've only just bought in some jerks face?