Girl's names and what images they conjour up

I remember poor dear Chastity being seriously hit on.

And Grace was a dirty slut (popular with the boys, of course). Regina, too.

Hope held out till after she was married - and then found she preferred girls ;)
 
And don't talk to me about Prudence - she was knocked up before she learned to drive.

But Emily - I remember my brother talking about a girl of that name we both knew at school: "She's the sort of girl you want to take in your arms, gaze into her eyes, whisper sweet things in her ear, and fuck her till she's beyond screaming".

I laughed - but my mother - who was in earshot and also called Emily - never looked at my brother in quite the same way ever after... ;)
 
Got nothing.

What happens by the walls of Troy stays by the walls of Troy.

"Girls just wanna have fun!"

Emily Mortimer has a standing invitation to sit on my face.
I feel the same way about Emily Blunt

My wife's name is Cindy

Really nothing for Jennifer?
 
She can sit on my face, too. Once Ms. Mortimer is done.


Well, Jennifer Connelly had nice tits back in the day. I killed a couple dozen kittens in her honor in the early 1990s.
It would be blunt first for me

Don't get the kitten reference
 
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