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HIGH COURT
(The Five Judges)
(Judge T., Judge B., Judge S., Judge M. and Judge K.)


1st VERDICT

"The Beatles caused the disintegration of mankind"


The Rock revolution happened in the Sixties (6, number of the Beast).
It came from Liverpool, which was the port base to the Titanic,
destroyed by God because of the arrogant insult of Captain Smith (also
from Liverpool): "Not even God can sink my ship" (not only the
Captain, but also the rest of the crew and even the orchestra playing
at the Titanic were from Liverpool). The Rock revolution came from the
nation that allows a church to be changed to a pub or to a dance hall
or to a recording studio full of drug addicts, homosexuals and
lunatics (as that of George Martin, ally of the Beatles).
It came from the nation whose king Henry VIII adulterated the Bible so
that divorce could be allowed, and in this way be able to give loose
rein to the many divorces from his wives and subsequent murdering of
the same ones, and to whom God provided a wife with six fingers as
abomination (Anne Boleyn)...once again 6, number of the Beast....
It is interesting to observe that this nation is nicknamed "the
Devil's Island" (as they themselves call it). As the epithet of the
government of Satan on that nation, the center of London, the so
well-known Piccadilly Circus, takes it's name from an old brothel (the
"Piccadilla House" which means "The House of Sin"), disappeared
nowadays.

Antichrist John Lennon, one of the Devil's main puppets to destroy
family, social and moral values and to begin the disintegration of
mankind, did hit Stuart Sutcliffe (the first bass player of the
Beatles) repeatedly in the head with a club in Hamburg. Some months
later Sutcliffe died from brain haemorrhage because of John Lennon's
bruises. John Lennon entered stardom being a murderer.
The same demons that made Captain Smith say "Not even God can sink my
ship" spoke from antichrist John Lennon (from Liverpool, base port to
the Titanic) saying: "Christianity is on the go. It will vanish and
shrink. We are more popular than Jesus and Pope".... That was the day
that GOD'S CURSE fell upon the Beatles and upon the world of Rock.
One week after that statement, ONLY ONE WEEK LATER, Brian Epstein,
forger of the Beatle farce, died from an overdose. From then on, the
Beatles began to get involved in false religions and beliefs and
started to preach them to the world.
John Lennon's divorce followed, as well as his entering the world of
black magic, as deeply as to buy the apartment where the "Rosemary's
baby" had been filmed, previous property of Roman Polansky, and in
that same apartment John Lennon had a room upholstered with black silk
where he used to do his black magic operations.
Came the disintegration of the Beatles' minds with LSD which has
caused, among others, schizophrenic lyrics such as "I am the Walrus"
and incoherent schizophrenic musical expositions such as "Revolution
number 9".
At the same time, the devil acted through his other main puppets with
"Sympathy for the devil", that was when the pact of the Rolling Stones
with Satan took the life of the founder of the group, guitarist Brian
Jones (who refused to be a puppet of the devil), murdered by people
sent by Mick Jagger, another assassin, who after wanted the world to
believe that such a brilliant swimmer as Brian drowned in his own
pool..
Antichrist John Lennon followed the Devil's strategy writing lyrics
such as "God is a concept by which we measure our pain...I don't
believe in Jesus, etc., etc.," (God) and "and no religions too..."
(Imagine).
Antichrist John Lennon wanted to compete with Jesus Christ, and so he
grew a beard and started to make a bogus role of Christ together with
Yoko Ono at the Amsterdam Hilton hotel proclaiming "Peace", being then
when he was visited by the Canadian journalist who ridiculized and
admonished him wanting to know about what Lennon meant when he wrote
in the lyrics of "The ballad of John and Yoko": "the way things are
going, they're going to crucify me...",
The CURSE OF GOD upon John Lennon carried on with all type of miseries
and distresses which made Lennon give the interview to the "Rolling
Stone" magazine (today condensed in the "Lennon remembers" book) where
he speaks about how bad thing were going for him blaming "whatever is
up there" for it (referring to God).
The CURSE OF GOD carried on until he was shot dead. It is interesting
to notice that he was shot seven times, being seven, as well as three,
the holy numbers in Holy Cabala tradition....

After George Harrison, said arrogantly in a video filmed at his studio
in Henley on Thames: "I want to talk about the divinity of man", he
was given throat cancer by GOD because of those words, which made
metastasis and carried on to final death..
To Paul McCartney whose company's logo was a person toying with the
planets as if he was a god or something, and who was being very much
deluded in his ego trip by the fact that he was made "Sir" (when in
England even the road sweeper is made Sir, as long as he produces
money for the nation), GOD provided cancer to the wife.
The advertising farce of how much he loved Linda (woman whose quality
he did not deserve), was exposed when it was known that Paul had an
affair with Heather Mills, Linda's intimate friend, with whom
McCartney went on a trip to New York and to whom he bought things and
presents, while he was still mourning for his "dear Linda".
At the same time McCartney was going out with Heather Mills, he used
Linda's death for promotional ends, due to his waning popularity. Paul
was going out with Heather, but in front of the audience he played the
faithful husband's masquerade pretending to suffer for Linda, for the
afore mentioned promotional ends.
Paul admitted that he made Linda suffer a lot, but he didn't say that
it was because he felt insecure as a man due to his womanish face and
effeminate manners and also because with his age his sexual power was
not the same, even though it has never been much. The early days were
the days of competition between Paul and his wife and John and his
wife and he knew he had to compete with ugly John for the leadership
of the band in front of their wives and having Yoko Ono made him aware
of his lack of virility and repressed homosexuality, he grew the beard
that we see in the "Let it Be" film and started to show pictures of
naked women on the same film, doing every effort he could to be seen
as a man....
It is easy to note the uneasiness of McCartney when he sings: "I've
got a feeling, a feeling I can't hide..." in front of Yoko in the
film. (He already had the traumas that his previous girlfriend Jane
Asher had caused him when she made him conscious of his little
manliness and effeminate manners).
Paul has a big inferiority complex as a man, due to his effeminate
face, body and personality as well as repressed homosexuality, and
Jane and Linda made him feel the superiority of virile men. This is
something that his ego trip of lucky bad musician cannot face.... He
is very conscious that money and fame cannot buy virility and
manliness.

Besides being a murderer, John Lennon had sexual intercourse with
homosexual Brian Epstein to get him interested in going to see the
band at the Cavern, trauma from which he never recovered. He went to
different psychiatrists because of the aftermath of it, one of them
being the so well known Dr. Robert (he is a new and better man, he
helps you to understand). Because of the trauma that his homosexual
relation with Brian Epstein had left him, he made lyrics such as: "You
can wear a collar and a tie, one thing you can't hide is when you're
crippled inside" and gave declarations to the "Rolling Stone" magazine
saying that sometimes he wore Texan boots to feel more secure as a
man. ("Lennon remembers" book).

The Beatles are very well known by people close to them because of
their arrogance and racism. One of the manifestations of their racism
is the rejection towards Japanese Yoko Ono. That rejection got to the
point that George Harrison kicked Yoko Ono in the Apple studios during
the filming of Let it Be.
When John asked George while they were having lunch about how things
were going for Paul after his separation from the Beatles and George
replied that he was number one in the Swedish hit parade, John said in
a despective manner: "ah!!.. in Sweden..", as if Sweden was an
inferior place or something alike.
In the Beatles' song "Get Back" they advise black Joe to "get back to
where you once belonged", as if England was not a place for black
people.
Sometimes back, Paul told George in the Apple offices that the new
generations are a bundle of idiots and useless people, but in any way
they would have also been slaves of the Beatles.
The Jewish marriage living to the right of George's house said that he
is an arrogant person who does never return a greeting. The newly
married couple living on the corner in front of the entrance of
George's house (Friar Park) refers to him as an overbearing person to
stay away from. The receptionist of "Hand made" the former film
making company of George Harrison said: "we don't have any relation
with that man anymore and we don't want to know anything about him".
It is interesting to note that this company was made bankrupt by the
British cinema industry due to the despotism and pedantry of George
Harrison, who believed that the cinema industry would have worshiped
him.
Their chauvinisms got to the point that even they themselves hated
each other. Paul McCartney said that George Harrison is a nothing.
George Harrison said that he is tired of listening to people talk
about John Lennon.
George Harrison said in a video that "Oasis is a very untalented band
and they shouldn't be playing at all", all of it being the truth, but
the Beatles is also a band of very poor musicians, if musicians at
all, who could only play a couple of elementary guitar chords and who
are as untalented as Oasis. The Beatles of the times of the "Cavern"
sounded exactly as poorly as Oasis and the little musical quality in
the songs of the Beatles is due to George Martin. Without George
Martin the Beatles would have been just another untalented band as
Oasis.... George Martin is the musician among the non-musicians known
as Beatles.

Paul McCartney said recently that he believes in using magic, and he
does lots of charity, thinking that in this way he will compensate for
the CURSE OF GOD that is upon him and that took his wife's life
because of his Satanism and involvement in black magic. He thinks he
will deceive people in this way, so that the real McCartney will not
be perceived, as does the old Devil we all know, attempting to
disguise as good in front of people, deceiving mankind once again, as
so many other thousands of times through the centuries....

After the Devil began his devastating job from the ghostly "Devil's
Island" through his nine main puppets (Beatles-Rolling Stones), he
possessed an endless amount of other schizophrenic bad musician in the
afore mentioned Island and weakening their conscience with drugs, he
made them proclaimers of homosexuality, aversion to religion,
destruction of family values, dissipation, mental illness, antisocial
tendencies, etc., etc.,
The fact that bad apprentice musicians such as the Beatles and the
Rolling Stones achieved such a giant fame that not even the real
quality musicians could achieve, was because the forces of Satan were
behind everything, supporting the process.

This mentally ill humanity, destroyed families, twisted moral values,
manifest or repressed homosexuality in human beings, anti natural
feminism rebellion, drug addiction, corrupt social outlines, mad
youths without direction, non respect to hierarchies, convulsed
nations, misanthropy, misogyny, paedophilia, irrational and feeble
lasciviousness and all other type of existent aberrations, are due to
the vast manoeuvre that Satan executed through his main marionettes
the Beatles and the Rolling Stones, from the Devil's Island.
If you wonder why there is misery and curse in your house, it is
because you own some L.P, CD or another article related to the CURSED
BY GOD Beatles and Rolling Stones. We recommend you to take that curse
out of your house throwing away everything related to the Devil's main
nine puppets....

You have been warned...

The HIGH COURT.
(The Five Judges)

(All rights reserved)

In the interest of mankind, you should send our verdicts to everyone
you know. Alert souls. It's up to you.
Also, you should repeatedly post and re-post our verdicts in any
network you know, including this. It is your contribution to mankind.
Once again, it is entirely up to you.
You also have our permission to publish our verdicts wherever you
want.

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HIGH COURT
(The Five Judges)
(Judge T., Judge B., Judge S., Judge M. and Judge K.)

Appendix to 1st VERDICT

"A music nothing called the Beatles"


There is much more that can be considered and that can be revealed
about the worst musicians on Earth, if musicians at all, namely: The
Beatles.
Such bad musicians that George Martin had to pay a session drummer to
record "Love me do", because Ringo was unable to play the elementary
drumming of the song. Such an elementary drumming that even a beginner
could play, but not Ringo..
Such bad musicians that they had to ask another two-finger bad guitar
player called Eric Clapton to do solos on their songs because George
Harrison could not produce reasonable guitar string vibrato.
Such bad musicians, if musicians at all, that at the studio they had
to record their elementary songs over and over again about a thousand
times because every take was full of blunders. In fact, on the
Beatles' "white album" we hear John Lennon screaming "Í got blisters
on my fingers!!", due to the many million times he had to repeat the
thing at the studio..
Such bad musicians that they used the same chord sequence in about 70%
of their songs, (I-VI-V-minor relative and their permutations) meaning
that they only composed one song and repeated it in different rhythms,
Keys and permutations throughout 70% of their repertoire..
Such bad musicians that at the Cavern, about a couple of years back,
McCartney had to start the elementary "I saw her standing there" four
times because every time he got in he did it out of time. Ironically,
the session musicians he played with that night started the song ok,
but McCartney could not..

The Beatles were such mediocre composers that they stole other
people's songs and made it their own, sometimes only changing title
and lyrics. Other times they would play other people's songs backwards
and steal the melodies and harmonies thus being produced. They've been
listening to other people's songs played backwards since 1967. Since
then, 40% of their "compositions" have been stolen from
backwards-played songs. This trick was also used by "Oasis". They very
well knew about this fraud of the Beatles..
George Harrison was taken to court by the "Chiffons" because of
stealing one of their songs and calling it "My sweet lord".
The Beatles stole Trini Lopez's "Bamba" and called it "Twist and
shouts", pretending it was their own.
The Beatles stole one of the "Salvation Army" songs' and called it
"Strawberry fields forever".
The Beatles stole the end of the second part in "A day in the life"
from "Men made of match sticks".
John Lennon stole a part of "Jealous guy" (..I began to lose
control.) from "She's a rainbow".
John Lennon stole the guitar pattern of "Dear Prudence" from the
guitar pattern of "Something in the air".
Paul Mc Cartney stole the bass line of "Susie Q" and used it in
"Taxman" and did it again in "Rain". Stole the bass pattern of "Let's
spend the night together" and used it in "Get Back" and in "I've got a
feeling". Stole the bass line of "My girl" and used it in "Two of us",
and so on, and on, and on, and on...
They even stole songs from their own songs. John Lennon stole the
chord pattern of "You've got to hide your love away" from "I'm a
loser". Stole the guitar pattern of "Dig a Pony" from the pattern in
"Two of us". Stole "Merry go 'round" from "Flying". Stole the
beginning of "Rocky racoon" from the beginning of "I'm a loser".
George Harrison stole the chords in "Isn't it a pity" from the
beginning of "Eight days a week". Stole the first bit of "Fixing a
hole" from "Michelle". And so on, and on, and on, and on, and many
more ons.

The Beatles were very poor singers, if singers at all. They had no
voice for singing. Their voice was very thin and nasal, with no depth,
no body and with no vibrato. All they could do was shout. In fact,
their lack of voice forced them to shout. The Beatles did not sing,
they shouted. They should have left singing to Tom Jones, Humperdink,
Joan Baez, and so on.The poorest voices in the Beatles were Harrison's
and Lennon's. Harrison did not have voice at all, not for even
shouting. Lennon's voice was so nasal, that he always did the backing
lower voice and when he did not then he shouted. He had a crow's tone.
The Beatles had to always use special microphones to add depth to
their skinny and nasal voice, and after that, they spent hours at the
recording studio embellishing and concealing their nasality with
equalizers and effects, that is HOURS.. the Beatles were not
singers.the Beatles were SHOUTERS.

Being homosexual Brian Epstein the forger of the Beatles project,
Epstein instructed the Beatles to let their hair grow, so as to appeal
to repressed homosexuality in people. Epstein noticed what the
effeminate face of Elvis Presley did on people and the fame he gained
because of it, so he played the same card. The Beatles boom was not
due to their music, but to their appeal to repressed homosexuality (as
well as to having been the first internationally promoted electric
guitar band). The Beatles opened the homosexual Aquarius era which is
ruled by Uranus, the planet of homosexuality.Musically they were so
bad that the A&R of the Decca record firm laughed in the face of Brian
Epstein when he listened to the recordings of the Beatles, and he told
Epstein that they sounded like tin and that he was not interested.
George Martin told Epstein, when he listened to the recordings of the
Beatles: "Mr. Epstein, you better go back with your boys to
Liverpool", because of how bad the musical quality of the group
was.... it was with the idea of the long hair (that would appeal to
repressed homosexuality in people) that Brian Epstein was able to
convince George Martin.....

They were possibly the ugliest faces ever seen on stage. George
Harrison's face looked like Frankenstein, John Lennon's face looked
like a witch. (They really needed long hair to hide their ugly faces)
Paul Mc Cartney had such an effeminate face (as well as a pig's face)
that he always played the Miss Beatle role, with very fragile and
womanish manners (Close friend of homosexual Mick Jagger). (We will
not go into the details of the homosexual night between Paul McCartney
and Mick Jagger at Brian Epstein's house of 13 Chapel St. SW1, the
night that Paul McCartney twisted his ankle on the stairs) This is
the reason why John Lennon teamed with him to form the band. He knew
he needed an effeminate face as that of Presley in the band and he
knew that because of his ugliness he couldn't have been the one, so he
called Mc Cartney.

The Beatles degraded the standard of music so much that they made
stardom accessible to every music beginner. Thanks to the Beatles we
see non-musicians and bad musicians on stage. Thanks to the Beatles we
have the audience on stage. Thanks to the Beatles anybody is a star,
WHOEVER. Thanks to the Beatles we have sound pollution, known by the
drugged minds as "rock music". Thanks to the Beatles people do not
appreciate the work of quality musicians anymore. Of course the
Beatles promoted drugs, so that because of drugs their elementary
noise would be perceived as "music" through the handicapped state of
appreciation of the idiotic limbo of slowed down mental processes.
Thanks to the Beatles we see idiotic music beginners on the "greatness
delirium" of a paranoid mental frame induced by drugs.Hebephrenic,
Paranoid and Catatonic schizophrenics have become "stars". The stage
has become a mental asylum, thanks to the Beatles.

Thanks to the Beatles and the electric guitar with distortion where
any note you play would just fit because differences are not that
noticeable, we have the audience on stage. You just press any string
on any fret, wherever.it will do.. No one will notice a thing. Any
noise will do.. In tune or out of tune, in the scale or out of it, who
cares.the distorted electric guitar will conceal anything...You don't
need the slightest knowledge of music, just learn a couple of easy
chords and use a couple of fingers in changing strings and that's it.
After that you buy yourself an electric guitar with a distortion
pedal, and you are a star.. Music? .. What's that.Music.WHO CARES?
Since the electric guitar was invented anybody is a
guitarist.WHOEVER.With such sensitive strings that even the wind can
play just by blowing on it, also due to amplification, anybody can
prostitute music.whoever.. you just press the strings with the fingers
of one hand and it sounds..you can use the other hand to make a phone
call at the same time..Even the cat can produce sounds on the electric
guitar by walking on the strings.EVEN YOUR CAT COULD BE A STAR!!!!.
You don't need to practice to play an electric guitar.it sounds on
it's own..

Thanks to the electric guitar, bad or non-guitarists that play with
only two or three fingers such as Eric Clapton, Jimmy Page, Peter
Townsend, Keith Richards, John Lennon, George Harrison, Sting, Noel
Gallagher, Paul McCartney, Hank Marvin, Steve Winwood, she Santana
(Maria), David Gilmour, Hilton Valentine, BB King, Chuck Berry, Jimi
Hendrix (he was nothing special as a guitarist, but nobody did ever
produce such amazing sounds on an electric guitar. He was not a
guitarist. He was a sound architect) and so on, and on, and on, have
polluted music, but when you give them an acoustic guitar they can
hardly do much.strum it at the most.
As a matter of fact, with the exception of "Yes" (a "bravissimo"
exception) and "Emerson, Lake and Palmer" (another "bravissimo"
exception), you can throw all the remaining famous "rock bands" into a
dustbin.. THE LOT.sixty or seventy years of noise making bad musicians
or non-musicians into a dustbin.. together with electric guitars,
drugs, "greatness delirium" and all..

The same applies to synthesizers, samplers and all type of electronic
keyboards with sequencers and any kind of electronic trick that allow
bad or non-keyboard players to pollute the stage.. Just by pressing a
key on these gadgets you hear fat symphonic sounds that resemble the
body of a full orchestra, psychedelic ensembles for the drugged minds
and so on, that sound as if the performer was using all the fingers of
both hands to play it, but when you look at the fingers of the
players, they are only pressing one or two keys, that is, they are
only using one or two fingers on the keyboard, and sometimes the left
hand is not even being used, and when it is used, only another one or
two fingers come into play...Once again, these gadgets place the
audience on stage and allow UNTALENTED idiots to become "stars"..

As another aspect of the music degeneration and quality standard
lowering brought about by the Beatles, we see untalented female
"singers" with no voice making it big by showing tits and ass on the
stage, or by using pornographic gestures, or by insinuating sex in one
way or another. If they want to show their tits and asses they should
be on pornographic magazines or videos and leave the stage to talented
female singers such as the Queens Janis Joplin, Joan Baez, Aretha
Franklin, Ella Fitzgerald, Diane Ross, and so on.. Just recently, one
of these idiotic untalented female "singers" was seen on an American
TV show performing side by side with Aretha Franklin, attempting to
copy what the great Aretha was doing.We still wonder how Aretha
permitted it.The only way these untalented female "singers" can get on
top of the stage is by going to bed with the managers or producers.
And now, a list of untalented female "singers": Madonna, Jennifer
Lopez, Shakira, Britney Spears, Ricky Martin, etc., etc..once again,
the audience on stage..

And finally let's talk about the "Harmonizer", the gadget that allows
non-singers and crap singers to "sing". Unfortunately for the Beatles,
the thing was not invented at the time they were polluting the stage,
otherwise they would have been taken for singers. You sing out of tune
and the Harmonizer corrects your voice.. Every note you sing that is
out of pitch is taken to perfect pitch by the artefact.. You have the
tone of a parrot.don't worry.with the Harmonizer you will sound like
Caruso. It changes your voice to sound like the voice of any known
voice virtuoso, and you can even choose which singer you want to sound
like!!!.Is that note too high for you.you'll reach it with the
Harmonizer.. it will create from one of your lower notes!!!.. The
gadget is incorporated in some of the "karaoke" devices used by the
audience on stage.. you just BARK into the microphone and you'll sound
as sweet as the nightingale.

All of this thanks to the Beatles and their counterpart the Rolling
Stones (with the exception of extraterrestrial Brian Jones, the real
father of the Sixties), who opened the door for the audience to get on
top of the stage.

You have been informed..

The HIGH COURT.
(The Five Judges)
 
Uses of The 4th Dimension (New Discovery by The Human Race!)



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Note Before: Everything you read on this page is The Truth.
What does this mean?
It means, if you try to do what is written here:
EXAMPLE: "If you just make a wish",
it will be granted in The 4th Dimension
for you to enjoy there.
You have nothing to lose.



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Since I discovered The 4th Dimension, one of the conclusions
I have reached is, The 4th Dimension is an infinite access to The
Truth.
Throughout this website, I use the term "I wish" - it is really a way
to voice a person's desire - and from the work I have done - it really
works.

>From the saying: "Ask and you shall receive", I have understood that
any
human being can make an infinity of "wishes" and receive The Truth
(the correct answer) to every question they may have, in the form of a
dream
- that same night.


META-PHYSICISTS CALL THIS TECHNIQUE: "PROGRAMMING YOUR SLEEP".



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>From my research, I have also seen that other people have also known
about this dimension and have "kept silent" about it.

They have been conducting activities that I will term "criminal", this
is why I have included a tract for Law Enforcement, so that they
can become aware that this dimension exists and they can use it as a
tool
to acquire The Truth to solve any and all crimes.


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Use The 4th Dimension to find your soulmate

This is very easy to do - all you need to know is
The Truth of WHO your soulmate is.

To find your soulmate, do the following:



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Say this out loud before you go to sleep:
"I WISH TO KNOW THE TRUTH:
WHO IS MY SOULMATE?"



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Go to sleep and you will get The Truth
in the form of a dream that night.

Once you find out The Truth, why waste anymore time?
When you wake up, go find "him" or "her" and be happy.



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What if your soulmate is in another country or far away?

No Problem....Use The 4th Dimension to make contact..
that is, use it "like a telephone" or "a chat room".

Here's how...

Once you find out WHO your soulmate is, contact
his/her mind via The 4th Dimension in this way:



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Say this out loud before you go to sleep:
"I WISH TO MEET MY SOULMATE."



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Go to sleep and you will meet THE MIND of your
soulmate THAT NIGHT in the form of a dream.

What does this mean?

It means you are ACTUALLY SPEAKING MIND - TO - MIND
with your soulmate, so when you wake up in the morning
(that is, your minds re-enter your physical bodies)
you remember your meeting - it really took place!

Keep meeting in this way until you can meet in the physical world.



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Use The 4th Dimension to NEVER BE LIED TO AGAIN

This is one of the best benefits of using The 4th Dimension.

You can use it to stop a lie, before it takes root in your mind.

If a lie takes root in a person's mind,
that person is manipulated by that lie and the liar.

Lies also wastes a person's time and energy.

To stop ALL LIES before they take root, do the following:

Say this out loud before you go to sleep:

"I WISH TO KNOW THE TRUTH:
IS [ INSERT NAME OF PERSON HERE ] LYING TO ME?"

Go to sleep and you will receive The Truth about your question that
night.

This tool is invaluable, because it helps you understand the motive
of anything presented to you in the physical world (3rd Dimension).



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Use The 4th Dimension as a "University" [ get an education ]

You can know and learn anything and everything (no matter how old
you are ), your heart desires - FREE - the important thing is
- is that you are learning The Truth abouut any matter
or subject.

You can learn and understand: Physics,
Mathematics, Science, Engineering,
Botany, Medicine, etc

All you have to do is "request The Truth" about a subject -
that is, "make a wish" and you will receive an education on
that subject matter - that night.

To learn any subject matter, you desire to know, say this
out loud before you go to sleep: to sleep:



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"I WISH TO KNOW THE TRUTH:
about [ INSERT SUBJECT HERE ]"



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Go to sleep and you will get a lesson, on that subject, that night.



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EXAMPLE:

Use this tool to study History.

What better way to study History, than to experience History.

Pick any piece of History and make a wish:

Like so:

"I WISH TO KNOW THE TRUTH
ABOUT THE AMERICAN REVOLUTION."

Go to sleep and you will get a lesson on that point in time.

NOTE: When you study History, you are more like a "witness" of History.

You do not (CANNOT) change the past to affect the present.



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Use The 4th Dimension to try ( new types of ) food

One of the miracles of The 4th Dimension when it comes to food is:
The food actually tastes better than in the physical world (3rd
Dimension)
and you do not gain any (physical) weight.

Use this dimension to eat your favorite foods ("FAT FREE")
or try new and exotic dishes.

To have a "fancy meal" in the 4th Dimension,
say this out loud before you go to sleep:

"I WISH TO EAT:
[ INSERT FOOD YOU WOULD LIKE TO EAT HERE ]"

Go to sleep and your meal will be served up
in a dream sequence.



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Use The 4th Dimension to visit places thought of as "Fiction"

With The 4th Dimension as a tool, places you read in books, actually
have
"a mental state of existence" - that is, they exist and the environment

can be experienced.

Visit the school of "Hogwarts" or the wonderful land of
"Narnia" or even "Middle-Earth".

To visit places you thought "only existed in books or movies"
say this out loud before you go to sleep:

"I WISH TO GO TO [ ENTER 'FANTASY LOCATION' YOU WANT TO VISIT ]"

Go to sleep and you will be "whisked" to that land to experience (just
respect the locals).

EXAMPLE:

To go to the school of "Hogwarts" do the following:

Say this out loud before you go to sleep:

"I WISH TO GO TO HOGWARTS"

Go to sleep and you will visit that school of magic and fantasy.



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Use The 4th Dimension to learn The Martial Arts

True fighting is done in 4D space.

Use The 4th Dimension to learn a discipline of The Martial Arts.

To start your training, do the following:

Say this out loud before you go to sleep:

"I WISH TO LEARN THE TRUTH:
ABOUT [INSERT DISCIPLINE HERE ]"

Go to sleep and you will receive a lesson on the art you chose.

EXAMPLES OF MARTIAL ART DISCIPLINES YOU MAY CHOOSE TO REQUEST:
You can learn more than one discipline.


Tai Chi
Kung Fu
Brazilian Jiu Jitsu
Kenpo
Kick Boxing
Karate

Tae Kwon Do
Krav Maga
Jeet Kune Do
Judo
Ninjitsu
Savate






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Use The 4th Dimension to practice/train in a Martial Arts DOJO

Just like in the movie "The Matrix", you too can train like Morpheus &
Neo.

To train / practice, please do the following:
Say this out loud before you go to sleep:

"I WISH TO TRAIN IN A DOJO"

Go to sleep an you will appear in a Dojo,
same "rules" as in "The Matrix"

Understand, you do not need to know any martial
arts skills to request a dojo, you can also use a
DOJO as a "mini-gym".



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Use The 4th Dimension to travel the world

Have you ever wanted to go to London, Rome,
Amsterdam, Prague, or any city in the world - but never been?
Why wait? You can go there TONIGHT - FREE - via The 4th Dimension.

Just program your sleep and you will experience these
fantastic cities (or any place on earth you desire to visit),
just like a real vacation in the physical world.

To visit any city in the world,
Say this out loud, before you go to sleep:
"I WISH TO GO TO [ INSERT NAME OF CITY HERE ]"

Go to sleep and you will experience (visit) that city.

Example:

To go to London, just say this before you sleep:
"I WISH TO GO TO LONDON."

Go to sleep and you will experience the city of London.



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Use The 4th Dimension to travel the solar system

This universe is big and civilized.
Use The 4th Dimension to visit any planet you choose.

Please follow this link to get started (Space Travel 101)



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As you can understand, the most precious time of the
day is really whenever you fall asleep.

That is, you have the opportunity to access The Truth
to know or do anything your heart desires. You just have to
program your sleep and pay attention to your dream time.

Your mind then retains the memory of your research of
The Truth or your adventures in The 4th Dimension.




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Try to make at least 1 wish per night.

(*wink*)



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If you make a wish and change your mind, just make another one.

It is the last wish you make, before you sleep,
that you pay attention to.

- Sweet Dreams



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In Other Words....

One glitch (*wink* - *wink*) I have really discovered that will be of
great interest to all is this:

Anything that costs you money to use in The 3rd Dimension (physical
reality)
you can experience using FREE in The 4th Dimension!

What does this mean?

Ever wanted to drive a Lamborghini? - JUST MAKE A WISH - you (your
mind)
will experience driving a Lamborghini in The 4th Dimension - that
night.



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Ever wanted to "get away from it all" and go on a vacation to exotic
locations like: Gstaad, Kenya, or Japan? -
Just "make a wish" and watch your dreams that night.



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Save money on college - "request a course" and watch your dreams!



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Have fun...

The Author of "Ueber Alles"
 
unicycle mayhem ( attention )
+++
B achman T urner O verdrive
"you aint seen nuthin yet

+++

we're on random selection
windows is pickin th music

+++


i swung around to pooh's place
she's smashed her car

and wants a ladder to put up some xmas lights

i went round for a drink and a natter


dean's bought his own unicycle
two weeks old
and he can ride a couple of k's

so i picked up my blue one
mountain unicycle

little brother lands in th land rover

ladder on board


and ive got his son's new unicycle in th boot

his xmas present


i looked at my brother

i cant put this under th stairs

and i finally got him a nice present


and dean's got a new one

so markie got his

twenty inch

the boy's uni's are nearly th same


dean's got th edge

can ride across th yard

knowin boys

he wont keep it


if they keep it up
get into it

they'll be better than me in no time


although i'm pretty goey


i wanna play unicycle soccer
on a unicycle

with a milk crate

with th boys



fuck unicycle polo




markie's already got gravel rash

that boy


he just bleeds no matter what we put him on




love ya little man


+++

the kinks
"dandy"

+++


u2
"new years day"

+++

sorry i back announced

+++


need more drugs over here

+++


dean's banned from ridin it to school already

causes too much attention


umm

i will mention

to all and sundry

the kid

who th school stopped ridin
a scooter to school

cause of their safety campaigns

turns out

they cant tell what ya can and cant ride to school


fight it dean

we'll talk later


+++



there was th girl who got in th paper

a while back

ridin her unicycle to school


+++



it's good for ya
keep it up


makes abs

+++


he's riding far enough
he's startin to feel it

fuckin hell

he's tried a bowl already


i've had a couple thousand ppl
on a unicycle

never seen more than seven pedals onth first attempt


mate of deans

cracked ten


man

fuckin natural


got money down to buy one

<<< smile >>>


ya will remember me boys ?

+++



have to think of rules

not that this pair will abide by em


good boys

+++



dean goes over th driveway transition smooth as

when i think how long it took me

but then


it's not th length of th journey

but that ya make it

+++



ya keep a good one
and a bad one


one's for th surf


ride th tiddlers

on th beach

where th sea meets th sand


and ride th edge


it's surfin dude


fuckin fun


when ya get a bit better

you can go into th waves

and then it gets mad


somersaults into th waves

off th unicycle


mad fun


twists heads

+++


coldplay
"a whisper"

+++


yeah
you can copy

and go surfing on your unicycle


you can even be better than me


but i been writin about it
and doin it
for three years


what about you ?


+++


nirvana
"somethng in the way"

+++



it'll serve me right
if someone films it before i do

thousands have filmed it
i just havent got any of it

stops me doin it real often

you can get sick of ppl filming you


a crowd of ppl goin rank
and takin piccies and videos

yeah it's fun

but um

i still dont know what it looks like

i've asked a few


+++

metallica
"breadfan"

+++

budgie's version

earlier than this one

was better

+++

sister2sister
"what's a girl to do"

+++


indoor budgie hunting




release budgies in th house


twelve gauge shotgun
with th windows shut



doom

but better

budgie's shriek

+++



th boys and i

made a date for sunday arv

to go unicyclin and ridin


markie's not confident yet
to ride distance

we'll see

yong boys learn quick


and pretty girs walk up

and come to talk to ya


like happened to dean
last time i took him unicyclin down redcliffe way

yeah man

it's surfin


cool surfer chick that one


she was nineteen
said she was nineteen

he was thirteen

but if he'd been a bit older


+++

the doors
"L.A. woman"

+++


frannie makes a good surfer chick
big tits
th boys go off

we havent traveled for a while babe
wanna come for a spin with th wizard ?


+++


one night

travellin with th wizard with three unicycles on th back of th ute


frannies got
jennifer on her lap
and they were gettin frisky

you know

lesbian love

jennifers got a lit bong

sorry folks

it's a drug tale


and th police have an alcohol stop
breath testing staion

we are fucked


drive thru to th front


and th coppper's pickin up


th first cone
they're packin up

so are we
as he
waves us thru


light another bong of marijuana

illegal in this place and time


fuck that was a thrill girls


let's go for a drive up kuta


and we learned how to pronounce it
at th
kuta cafe


+++

kuta's a mountain

i rode over her

sorry


slap to th face

surfed over her

on a unicycle



i tagged it

kutaman beat kuta on a unicycle

it did feel that way



it shoulda been

kutaman surfed over kuta on a unicycle this day


tv ppl
mighta seen it then

i wrote it on th road

in white spray paint

a couple of weeks before th kuta beach bombings



you bastards

i'll get better at this


reach out and...

+++

coldplay
"amsterdam"

+++


i got given some beer

hmm

+++

i bought bourbons

+++


hmmm

+++


never mix your drinks

<<< smile >>>


back soon

+++


i wrote

i'd like to see christopher skase dead
drag him to his death
behind a car
cause he was a slimy prick


and seven days later

watchin th news

christopher skase is dead
whole country rejoiced

+++



i pulled a silver beetle

off th dash of my car

it was a money box
my sons and th memory was painful

but it had been there a long time

bunch of beetles on th dash


just fell off

and iw ent


i have to take this one inside


i'd been
talkin at th beetles
kinda

in my diary


didnt know why

just th vibe


and george harrison

died
about seven days after i wrote in my online diary

why am i taking this beetle off my dash ?

it means something

+++



idi da dumb thing

thought i'd test it

so i posted to th net

a page of my diary

askin god


did th black fellas get screwed over by th english crown ?
ppl call me black
and white

stormed th next night
and ht night after that


six nights in a row

in brisbane

here


seventh day
i went riding as wth wizard
in brisbane city

and a guy in ajesus costume
walked up and shook my hand

after dancing to our music
in th street

i was singin with dom


then i

read th sunday paper



OUR WORST WEATHER WEEK


worst weather in
WHITE
recorded history


we're a young country ok

haven't been here all that long


siz days of wild andd wooly storms

and ht whoel week

i was sitint here

thinkin on

what i'd asked



when th guy
dressed as jesus
shook my hand



my hand was shaking


+++


george carlin
"tv tonight"

+++



massive attack
"safe from harm"

+++


"yeah right"

+++


"is synchronicity god ?"
it's scary enough to be

+++


th day before th kuta beach bombings
i put a page on th net

ravin about kuta
caus emae ad th girls used th word a lot

kuta was cooler than cool

it's fuckin kuta


and we're tryin to figure out

how do we spell it ?
and pronounce it ?




witchy girls



on th bottom of th at page

is a picture of beach


page 111

burned in my memory


i didnt put a tag on th bottom ofth page

and i was religious


i wrote this


at least one of my nom de plumes




and shot down th edge of th island
to see th lady i called th head witch


the bombing atrocity
happened th next morning


i was led to kuta
we were led to kuta


feel like cassandra

+++


course
the really fuck thing

about realmagic

is ya get it wrong
sometimes well wrong


got a pile of crap
copmin thru th ether
about paul mc cartney

and posted in mc cartneynewsgroup

a prediction

he'll die on th is day

id never done anything
like this before

put my neck out

but it felt strong

and yeah
it's th wrong thing to do


i wanna PROVE

magic is real

drives me nuts


i wanna break


and yeah
he didnt die that day

that's all good

he announced th
NEXT day

that he was going to have another child


hadnt heard from him in ages
on th telly that is


so sometiems it's well wrong

but i found th whole thing

interesting

+++


i could force it out
if i pushed it

and ask a question
and get an answer


sometimes

ya dont wanna know


somtimes

ya really wanna know

in advance

+++



if magic's real
our physics is wrong

+++


our theory of th universe
is flawed

pls

+++


it has to be proved
100%

it exists

no more doubt



it exists
and in this fashion



if we can understand it
we can play with it
with technology


and from it
i reckon we'll find miracles

ya cant manipulate it
real well in th head


+++

black eyed peas

"hey mama"

+++



we called it
space

cause we thought nuthin was there

but if ya think about it

if i threw a rock
in any direction out there

eventually
it'll hit another rock


it's infinite


call it
it's name


infinity

+++



bewitched theme

off th tv show

+++


hey gorgeous

+++


arlo guthrie
"highway in th wind"

+++


a motorcycle
solo


at over 200 kilometres an hour

hundred and ten mile an hour say


just carvin up th highway


light a cigarette off th dash lighter
and get two drags

and th fucker's out


+++


a sidecar

on two wheels


at 160 k's


in a pack of bikes


hundred or more

on th way to a bike rally


+++


fuck that felt good

+++


the offspring
"shes got issues"

+++


fuck that

a sidecar


crack it up on two wheels

free rev to nine grand
and dump th clutch


one wheel wheelie
leavint hpub

with pigs in hot pursuit



worth it
but


got busted dd
for drinkin

cops drove me home

likd my tale
and th chase was thrilling

and i made it to my mates place
haha


but th chick man

fucke dme silly

in my shower

with six of my mates

bangin on th wall
callin me a prick



i dunno man
it was an impressive wheelie


it inhinged her


even th cops thought it was good

+++


got busted a coupel of year back

in grey street

int h city


goint h wrong way
downt h road


thru th traffic
ont hucnicycle

havin aperv
at these two chicks


cop stopped me

first words



you are fucking amazing



gotta love it


got a ticket for not wearin a helmet


went to community service

drank coffe at th steam museum
till th prisons inspector had been

got sent home


we'll write ya up for six hours
like what you do


he's dead

go and get fucked

old fella


love ya man


+++


presidents of th uited sates
"dune buggie"


+++

i wanna another sierra
"paid that one off"

+++

u2

"sunday bloody sunday"

+++


pickin at my brain

sometimes something falls out

i havent recalled in
twenty years


who am i?


a collection of my memories

+++


i've written enough about myself

good or bad

that a far distant observer
in time and or space (infinity)
would have at least

my view of myself

not what other ppl think of me



electrical signals
also

travel a fuckin long way


in infinity


and one day

they land

+++


if callin occupants
pops up next in th windows mix

of my hard drive's collection of music

im puttin a half brick thru th computer



+++



it's got bad sense of humour

does windows


at least in appearance


+++

pink floyd

"dogs"

+++

"no-one's fed em yet paulie"
that's how ya make mean
feed em when ya get home

"we're all home"
"ya out of it prick"

"beer and bourbon and bong or two"
"and go see our mad bi drug dealer"
"with th gonzo tits"
"then out into th night"

"and see where we"

"land"


ah kuta


go see kuta lady

+++


i went to see kuta lady

yeah we'll go score off this guy
we get there

he's got no baggies

i never carry an empty

uggh

horrid thing


but i'd put one in my pocket
before i left home

+++


pull in bree's driveway
why the sad look beautiful lady ?
hose in hand
ready to wash her car

cant find her car spnge

i smile

reach in th back of th silver hatch

hand her a brand new one
purchased on th way there

wanna see th slip ?

big smile

bingo

+++

"you are a magic man"
yes


a kadeecha man
at th request of a number
black australians

who think i am also

black


a black magic MAN

+++


i'm keeping th testicles

i accept them as acurse


marijauna and unicyclin mega long time

makes em livable


one rule paulei

dont sleep in a bed with em
if no sex

slow torture
for th sore balls man

+++


im goin out tonight

as most friday nights

to sing th blues

ya have to live em
to produce magical blues

+++



later..


.
.
.


kuta
ku-ta

is th honey
of th stingless
native australian bee

+++


and it means

cooler than cool

.
.
.

kutaman

+++

p.s.

two pretty
horny
lesbian ladys named me kutaman

cause i'd drive em to see each other

and we do lots of drugs together

+++


bill hicks
"gideons"

+++


i called them
well naturally

the kuta ladies

still do

+++

i know jennifer
i keep promising i'll come around and say hi


but you and her are still fighting
i dont wanna get involved

+++

the black eyed peas
"fly away"

+++

pls

+++


on my unicycle preferably

+++


one of them anyway

three in th car


+++


i cant fit that many ppl in
with all these unicycles in here

they'r emy girlfriends
show some respect

current ride

on th passenger seat


yep

that's the

bad

unicycle

+++


four more days till summer

+++


depeche mode
"personal jesus"

++

i put it on a pirate cd

for frannie


heard a version th other week
by maralyn manson


think this is th original

didnt mind th new one either

i knew th words

+++


time to start singing

warm up th voice


+++


done a bit of drumming today

+++


i did get a sixpack


he's skitin i did 700 metres squared
in a day

thisn's from another though


there was another one there

his he reckons

he has one beer in a year


but that's approaching fast

nice to be magic

+++


he's leavin a day later this year i think

i get th house alone for a bit

tradition almost says


i'll be knee deep inside a pretty girl

on th lounge room floor

within three hours of him leaving


she usually pops in boxing day
after seein her sister in brizzy

comes and fucks me silly
and writes shit on my bedhead

next time

can ya write

i came
i saw

i apologised and cleaned up th mess



and i'll stick

angelina jollie


underneath it

+++



a perfect circle
"judith"

+++

ok

angelina jolie curled in a ball
plough position yoga pose

eatin herself


a perfect circle

+++



i know
it's not possible


should i call th maid ?
maybe she can help


+++


what ya need is a dick
preferably one larger than standard


+++



then ya can go

hey baby

you take it in th arse ?

and watch her eyes roll


+++


course yours roll
when she says

yes


and then tops it by


and lets go dry




you will take some topping
every girlfriend since you

thinks i'm still fuckin ya

+++


but then

they've heard stories

and some even from me
it took nine months to kill it
th sexual relationship


weren't fuckin talking

just grunt at each other

animal passions

+++


when th mutual attraction is so strong

you jump each others bones

on th basins in th girls toilets


dont do this at home

th bitches commentate


+++

regurgitator
"pop porn"

"""


oh good


+++


thank you mr gates


for giving me windows


+++


sometimes






just th right track

appears


synchronicity surfin

+++



more drugs over here

+++


"i though it was kylie over a couch"
"in a music video"
"takin it up her delicious bum"

jennifer
"i'm gay paulie"

there there
ya told me it tastes better

"it's a fair comment"
"even cosmo girls said she had a tasty bum"

and your point is
"they're gay too"

dont be cruel
we sing to gay ppl too

without favour

all ppl

"what about fear ?"

how many cones i gunna smoke before i go out ?

we'll see
singin to anybody cAN be scary

+++

nirvana
"Scoff"

++

ok
come out and meet me

in th fortitude valley

in brisbane city


i am th wizard

and i am


th real thing

p.s.

++++

did i do this ?



bjork

"big time sensuality"

+++

i dont think so
im tryin to abstain

ten months yet jennifer ?


th memories are good though


today...

+++

th fish in th tank
at ppoohs

decided to give birth while we were there


had eleven babies at last count

i reckoned they must have been packed

like sardines

weird al yankovic
"alternative polka"

led zeppelin
"the battle of evermore"

+++

.
.
.

much later

5.25 am to be exact


i went and faced my fears

and sang for th ppl

mainly for me right


lovely lady came and drummed with mika and i
kissed me on th forehead a couple of times
nice

nice beats

and this girl came along

while i was singin with mika and johnno and rock spider
and a few others all playin in th buskers jam

this caramel chick

just gorgeous

playin th tamborine
and dancin for us

i got a couple of nasty looks

ok they werent bad

i was in th good books


when she came and propped by me


before she left

rubbin shoulders
and
faces close

you would be damn good
i stick by what i said

fuckin pretty

a few eyebrows were raised
amongst other things

<<< smile >>>

well i was th singer
and th bi guy that followed me down

was tryin to pick me up

on th pole
when i was parked

as th wizard

wasnt half bad on a drum


i did like ya dude
just not in that way ok


said i was buff


maybe that's why


i dunno

id rather she liked my singing


either way
it was a nice rub

th benefits of being th singer i guess
fucked if i know


i had a good time
in th fortitude valley

fun...
 
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