Continuation from last Sunday...ladies I need some help on this one, please read to the end!
Last Sunday we hosted a Packer party. I needed to go to the grocery store to pick up some food and booze while my wife worked on other preparations at home. So a little before noon I left with my list in hand, went to the store (crazy busy as you can imagine), and headed to the checkout line when I was all done. The place was buzzing with people and I got stuck bagging my own groceries. Well, while I was finishing up and putting the bags in my cart, I saw a few checkout lanes away my cute neighbor and hubby paying for their groceries. I could feel my heart rate start to pick up and tried to keep my focus on bagging up my groceries. They would easily pass me if they came my way out the store or they could go out the other way and probably never know I was there. I watched nervously and then they turned towards me with hubby in the lead with the cart and she was a few feet behind him. I was worried about what to say and what they might say, but as they approached he stopped the cart and we exchanged pleasantries and I wished them a happy New Year and a Packer win. I looked at her and she's looking right at me with a friendly smile. There were people coming up behind them and she nudged him to keep going. He moved on amongst the throng of other shoppers but then she stopped near me (while I was still trying to bag my groceries) and sayed something about the crappy customer service here and how it sucks to have to bag your own groceries. I responded with something like it helps to keep prices down but it's a good workout and helps keep me in shape (I have no idea where that came from). Then she leaned into me a little and says "Yeah, but I can see it's working pretty well, keep up the good work.". I look at her, probably with my mouth open and jaw dropped, and she winked and said "see you around" and leaves. The next thing I hear is "Sir, Sir, your receipt!" and I come back alive not sure exactly what just happened. I think it was a good thing.
So my question is, was she implicitly saying to me "Yeah, I saw your awesome nakedness, show me some more" or am I reading too much into this???? Ladies (and guys), I value your opinion. I think I had a hardon 20 times last Sunday just thinking about this.
Last Sunday we hosted a Packer party. I needed to go to the grocery store to pick up some food and booze while my wife worked on other preparations at home. So a little before noon I left with my list in hand, went to the store (crazy busy as you can imagine), and headed to the checkout line when I was all done. The place was buzzing with people and I got stuck bagging my own groceries. Well, while I was finishing up and putting the bags in my cart, I saw a few checkout lanes away my cute neighbor and hubby paying for their groceries. I could feel my heart rate start to pick up and tried to keep my focus on bagging up my groceries. They would easily pass me if they came my way out the store or they could go out the other way and probably never know I was there. I watched nervously and then they turned towards me with hubby in the lead with the cart and she was a few feet behind him. I was worried about what to say and what they might say, but as they approached he stopped the cart and we exchanged pleasantries and I wished them a happy New Year and a Packer win. I looked at her and she's looking right at me with a friendly smile. There were people coming up behind them and she nudged him to keep going. He moved on amongst the throng of other shoppers but then she stopped near me (while I was still trying to bag my groceries) and sayed something about the crappy customer service here and how it sucks to have to bag your own groceries. I responded with something like it helps to keep prices down but it's a good workout and helps keep me in shape (I have no idea where that came from). Then she leaned into me a little and says "Yeah, but I can see it's working pretty well, keep up the good work.". I look at her, probably with my mouth open and jaw dropped, and she winked and said "see you around" and leaves. The next thing I hear is "Sir, Sir, your receipt!" and I come back alive not sure exactly what just happened. I think it was a good thing.
So my question is, was she implicitly saying to me "Yeah, I saw your awesome nakedness, show me some more" or am I reading too much into this???? Ladies (and guys), I value your opinion. I think I had a hardon 20 times last Sunday just thinking about this.
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